Diane Lane has long been adored by men across the globe, and with good reason. Seriously, has a 45-year old woman ever looked so incredible?
Lane has had a long, successful career in Hollywood, but it was her ridiculously sexy star turn in Unfaithful that cemented her as one of the most desirable women in the world. (Great movie, by the way, independent of her consuming hotness in it.)
Luckily for all of you, she is currently starring as Penny Chenery in Secretariat. And because that is a movie about horse racing, which is technically a sport, she is fair game for a photo gallery in this here sports blog.
So while the Internet gushes over “Sexiest Woman in the World” Minka Kelly (and hey, we get it, we have too before), we’ll celebrate a woman who looks just as good, if not better, and who dear Minka will be lucky to age as well as.
Here are the best images of Diane Lane I found online. If you have some you think are better, feel free to use to comment section to drop links. I know there have to be other good ones out there. (And I know there are plenty of you who will be willing to go looking.)
We’ll start out with my favorite.
From the younger days.
The kind of pic that goes on your fireplace mantel.
For those of you (KVB) who like the Tina Fey glasses look, it’s better on Diane Lane.
And now, how about I stop with the pointless commentary. Okay? Okay.
Besides, this pic will shut any dude up.
And guess what? She loves dogs! Yes! (That’s a deal breaker guys, if she doesn’t. Or at least it should be. And don’t argue with me on this. Any woman who doesn’t love dogs is not worth your time. I promise.)
Okay, now I know what you’re about to think. Why did I include a picture with him in there? (BTW, that’s Diane’s husband, actor Josh Brolin.)
Well because…look at this fool! He’s inexplicably looking away, while the lovely Ms. Lane looks right at…you!
That’s right fellas. Right at you.
And here she is again, doing it again.
See? Still looking at you. While The Enemy looks away.
As the immortal Lloyd Christmas once said in Dumb & Dumber, “So you’re telling me there’s a chance!?!?”
Well no, no I’m not. If you’re reading this site you probably aren’t nearly as cool nor successful as Josh Brolin. So, sorry, but you don’t have a chance.
At least the pictures are nice to look at though. And that’s why we’re here.
Now go check out Secretariat everybody. We know the horse was amazing, and now you can learn more about the women behind him. It has a 66% rating on Rotten Tomatoes, so it’s probably decent.
And if this post taught you anything, it’s that Diane Lane is always worth the price of admission.