So I was taking a midday Reddit break, as I often do while transitioning from one task to another in an effort to find fun and entertaining content to tweet out, when I came across a video entitled the 100 Greatest Movie Threats of All-Time. This sounds interesting, I thought to myself; and it was, replete with lines like “Sit your five dollar ass down before I make change” (which is somewhat comical now, considering notorious tax-evader Wesley Snipes said it. Big I digress…)

Then in the related videos I saw the 100 Cheesiest Movie Quotes of All-Time and damn near ruptured my stomach laughing. Among the best just in the first few minutes are “I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass…and I’m all out of bubble gum” and “I hate to disappoint you but…rubber lips are immune to your charms”.

Once I’d spent a good 15 minutes (two and a half if anyone from Orangecast asks) enthralled by these movie lines, I realized I needed to do something productive with my entertaining discovery. So I rounded up the rest of the related videos and have embedded them all here in this post, giving you 500 classic movie lines to enjoy at your leisure.

Have fun. And don’t worry, there are plenty of sports movies sprinkled throughout. (But do worry about the language if you are at work; it is not edited or bleeped.)

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