NFL “Suck 4 Luck” Power Rankings: Week 9

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After another Sunday of NFL action, which “professional” football teams are putting themselves in the best position to draft Andrew Luck and guarantee themselves at least 8 out of the next 10 Super Bowls? As we do every week, we’ll break it down for you right here in the Suck 4 Luck Power Rankings.

NFL “Suck 4 Luck” Power Rankings: Week 8

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After a quick review of the stakes, let’s take our weekly look at how the suckiest of the sucky stack up in the race to suck to the lucky bottom of this year’s NFL standings.

NFL “Suck 4 Luck” Power Rankings: Week 7

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Even though this post series’ namesake likely thinks we’re idiots for continuing to post it, post we will. Here are the top contenders for Andrew Luck with Week 6 nearly in the books.

NFL Power Rankings Week 5 – “Drunk Girls Alone At The Bar” Edition

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In this week’s NFL Power Rankings, Drew Lange ranks every team from 1-32, explains his reasoning for not liking teams adding pink to their uniforms during October, and provides useful advice about drunk girls alone at bars.

NFL “Suck 4 Luck” Power Rankings: Week 5

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Another week of football players on football teams playing National Football League football games is in the books*, which means that it’s time to assess the carnage and see which teams are now best positioned in the yearlong “Suck 4 Luck” Sweepstakes.

NFL “Suck 4 Luck” Power Rankings: Week 4

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Come April of 2012, some craptastic, moribund franchise will draft Andrew Luck and immediately increase its likelihood of becoming relevant on an annual basis for the next decade. Here are the current contenders in the race to suck for Luck, or as we call them: the Suck 4 Luck Power Rankings.

6 Bold NFL Predictions For 2011 (Including Playoff Picks)

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Feeling rather emboldened by how his bold predictions for 2010 turned out, Jerod is back at it with six bold predictions for the 2011 NFL season, which includes his playoff picks (which include, yes, the Lions).

Agreement in principle reached

Update:  ESPN is reporting that the players will reportedly receive 48 percent of "all revenue" under the framework of the labor deal currently being discussed. NFLPA chief DeMaurice Smith insists the players only saw 53 percent of the r…

4 year vets to be unrestricted

Update: ESPN's Adam Schefter reports on Twitter that all players with at least four years of service time will be unrestricted free agents under the labor agreement currently being discussed.  This would impact in excess of 500 current players…

Hasselbeck wants to stay in Seattle

Update: Free agent quarterback Matt Hasselbeck is reportedly hopeful that he will be back in Seattle for the 2011 season.  "I'm definitely hopeful that I’ll be able to stay in Seattle, but at the same time I understand the first thi…

Locker won’t play baseball

Update: Washington QB Jake Locker shot down speculation on Tuesday's ProFootballTalk Live that he would turn to baseball's Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim in the event of a lockout.  Locker had a nice combine, and certainly doesn't want …

Hasselback not close with Seattle

Update: ESPN's John Clayton reported on 710 ESPN Seattle that free agent Matt Hasselbeck and the Seahawks are "miles apart" on a new contract. There won't an agreement by Thursday's CBA deadline. Hasselbeck won't get near the …

Bevell takes over for Bates in Seattle

Update: The Seattle Seahawks have hired Darrell Bevell as offensive coordinator.
Fantasy Impact:  Bevell takes over for the recently fired Jeremy Bates.  This was an interesting hire given the Vikings offense has been extremely inconsistent….

Bevell takes over for Bates in Seattle

Update: The Seattle Seahawks have hired Darrell Bevell as offensive coordinator.
Fantasy Impact:  Bevell takes over for the recently fired Jeremy Bates.  This was an interesting hire given the Vikings offense has been extremely inconsistent….

Seattle in on McDaniels talks

Update: ESPN's Chris Mortensen confirms that Josh McDaniels is a candidate to replace Jeremy Bates as Seattle's offensive coordinator.
Fantasy Impact:  Talks with the Rams apparently have hit a road block, many believe due to money, but M…