• Where did she find that?
• Why didn’t anyone try to stop her?
• Why hasn’t she paid to have this photo destroyed?

Things like that.

Image Credit: @si_vault via Twitter

When that exercise in befuddled questioning concluded about 45 minutes later, I started thinking about the other poor fashion choices made by college coaches over the years, which led me to create the Elite Eight of Fashion Faux Pas.

8. Mock Turtlenecks

Yeah, I’m talking to you Mike Brey.

Image Credit: SI.com

To be fair, I’m not a fan of mock turtlenecks in any occupation, but come on; you’re a college coach who makes more than enough money to spring for an actual shirt and tie.

And if you’re going to “rock the mock,” at least have the common decency to stay away from color combinations like Brey is sporting above.

7. Gene Keady’s Combover

When you type “Gene Keady” into a Google image search, the first two options that come up are “Gene Keady hair” and “Gene Keady combover.”  As you can see from this photo, Keady is still pulling this off (or should I say pulling this over) now that he’s at St. John’s.

Image credit: IdiotsOnSports.com

Very few things in college basketball, or sports in general, can claim this kind of longevity.

6. Team-Colored Jackets

Look, I get the desire to rep your school’s colors, but is it worth it at the expense of looking like you shopped the Lloyd Christmas line?

Perhaps it’s no coincidence that two of these guys aren’t coaching this season; and with Bruce Weber, the jacket isn’t even in the top five most annoying things about him.

As for Bruce Pearl, who would have guessed that a guy who looks to have borrowed his jacket from a used car salesman would turn out to be morally objectionable?  Go figure.

5. Sweaters

Four words of advice if you want to get into coaching: Do not wear sweaters.

While Bob Knight’s sweater is iconic in Indiana lore, the times when he would roll it up over his stomach still stick in my mind.  Throw in Rick Majerus (who I could have included in the mock turtleneck section as well) and “Cosby sweater” pioneer Lou Carnesecca, and this should be reason enough to shut down the sweater industry as a whole.

Since I am focusing on coaches here, I won’t comment on the Saint John’s uni in that photo, but feel free to try the home version of our game and create your own caption.

4. The many looks of Bob Huggins

Obviously the yellow suit is Huggs’ most egregious wardrobe foul, but it certainly wasn’t his only foray into fashion hell.

Image Credit: Chron.com via WSJ.com

Over the years, he’s also combined the mock turtleneck with a suit and vest while at K-State, and he has more recently gone to the far more casual windsuit look.

In the end, it looks like we’ll have to wait until his autobiography to find out what bet he lost that led to him donning this mustard-colored atrocity.

3. Hawaiian Shirts

I can’t heap all the blame on the coaches here, as to some extent the locale for the Maui Invitational lends itself to some touristy fashion transgressions.  Even the announcers can succumb to this phenomenon.

Image Credit: ESPN on Google+

Still, this gives me a chance to show another picture of Rick Majerus, who has now managed to pull off three of these looks so far.

Image Credit: Hugging Harold Reynolds

2. Rick Pitino’s White Suit

This, along with the Fashion Police section of US Weekly, goes to show that even people widely regarded as competent dressers can fall victim to unfortunate wardrobe selections.

Image Credit: Andy Lyons/Getty Images via SI.com

Pitino’s foray into the Colonel Sanders collection was widely discussed, particularly when sweating/transparency issues necessitated a suit swap at halftime.

1. Tom Hodges

Seeing the Morehead State women’s coach atop this list might seem like a surprise, but after wearing suits from John Daly’s clothing sponsor LoudMouth Golf last season, he’s earned it.

Believe me, I was just as surprised as you probably are to know that Craig Sager isn’t somehow behind this, but let’s just let these fine ensembles speak — or should I say scream — for themselves.

Image Credit: NashvilleCityPaper.com

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There are my Elite Eight fashion faux pas by college basketball coaches.

Are there are any I missed? Or any other notable examples of these eight you feel need to be shared?

Comment below.

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Whereas before games were televised only on CBS, thus putting you at the whims of CBS’ decision-making for what game would be shown in your area, now you can choose whatever game you wish with TNT, TBS, and truTV joining CBS for March Madness TV coverage. Thus, no longer must you sit passively waiting for Greg Gumbel to bring you live look-ins or have your laptop open to March Madness On Demand. Any game will be just a click of the remote away.

But, as great as this sounds, there is an unintended consequence: you must now be your own viewing director. No more passive March Madness consumption. Are you ready for the challenge? It may be more of one than you think.

For each of the Tournament’s first four days, I’ll help you out by posting that day’s TV Schedule and “viewing gameplan” to give you some idea of how to attack your day of basketball viewing. Obviously you’ll have to adjust for blowouts, upsets-in-the-making, and games that go down to the wire, but at least you’ll have something to start with.
A couple quick notes before we start:

• I am getting my TV schedule from the incomparable FangsBites.com. Whenever you want info on the sports media, this blog is a great place to go.
• My suggestions below are obviously for people watching the tourney from my mindset: with no horse in the race. My Hoosiers are out of it, so I am just trying to maximize my enjoyment. If your team is playing, clearly that is the game you should be watching, even if Gus Johnson is announcing a down-to-the-wire upset. (Well…you should probably flip over at that point.)

March Madness 2011 TV Schedule and Viewing Gameplan for Thursday, March 17th

Early Afternoon Session – First Games

• 12:15 ET: West Virginia v UAB/Clemson on CBS w/ Ian Eagle and Jim Spanarkel
• 12:40 ET: Butler v Old Dominion on truTV w/ Tim Brando and Mike Gminski
• 1:40 ET: Louisville v Morehead State on TBS w/ Verne Lundquist and Bill Raftery
• 2:10 ET: Temple v Penn State on TNT w/ Kevin Harlan, Reggie Miller & Dan Bonner

Early Afternoon Session – Second Games

• Approx 2:45 ET: Kentucky v Princeton on CBS w/ Ian Eagle and Jim Spanarkel
• Approx 3:00 ET: Pittsburgh v UNC-Asheville/Arkansas-Little Rock on truTV w/ Tim Brando and Mike Gminski
• Approx 4:00 ET: Vanderbilt v Richmond on TBS w/ Verne Lundquist and Bill Raftery
• Approx 4:30 ET: San Diego State v Northern Colorado on TNT w/ Kevin Harlan, Reggie Miller & Dan Bonner

Rick Pitino surely appreciates morehead, especially in restaurants late at night, but he may not appreciate drawing a tough Morehead State team in the first round.

In my bracket predictions article, one of my big upsets was Morehead State over Louisville, plus Bill Raftery is doing this game, so I am going to suggest that you make this game your focus once it’s on, and let it anchor your early afternoon viewing. But be ready to flip back to Butler-Old Dominion once that game gets into the second half because it should be a tight game with a great finish.

Louisville-Morehead State should be over around 3:40, which will allow you to flip over Kentucky-Princeton. I think this is a game to keep an eye on. By the time you get there, it’ll be around the start of the second half. Princeton doesn’t have the athletes to keep up with Kentucky, but if the Wildcats are not focused and Princeton makes shots, they could keep it close.

Finally, both of the last two games are worth sticking around for. Vanderbilt-Richmond should be a tight game, and many people, including our own Sports Muse, are predicting Richmond to pull off the 5-12 upset. Watch that close finish, and then catch a little bit of San Diego State-Northern Colorado. This game shouldn’t be close, but the Aztecs are a legit Final 4 contender, so make sure you are acquainted with Kawhi Leonard before SDSU starts making their push deeper into the tourney.

Late Afternoon Session – First Games

• 6:50 ET: Florida v UC-Santa Barbara on TBS w/ Ian Eagle & Jim Spanarkel
• 7:15 ET: BYU v Wofford on CBS w/ Verne Lundquist & Bill Raftery
• 7:20 ET: UCONN v Bucknell on TNT w/ Tim Brando & Mike Gminski
• 7:27 ET: Wisconsin v Belmont on truTV w/ Kevin Harlan, Reggie Miller & Dan Bonner

Late Afternoon Session – Second Games

• Approx 9:15 ET: UCLA v Michigan State on TBS w/ Ian Eagle & Jim Spanarkel
• Approx 9:45 ET: St. John’s v Gonzaga on CBS w/ Verne Lundquist & Bill Raftery
• Approx 9:50 ET: Cincinnati v Missouri on TNT w/ Tim Brando & Mike Gminski
• Approx 9:55 ET: Kansas State v Utah State on truTV w/ Kevin Harlan, Reggie Miller & Dan Bonneer

UCONN may need the brilliant Kemba Walker to save it from a first round Bucknell upset.

The late afternoon games shape up much like the early games do. My other big upset is Bucknell over UCONN, which plays in the third game much like Louisville-Morehead State above. Assuming Bucknell can keep this game tight – and I think they can – then you are going to want to watch this ball game. Not only could it be the biggest upset of the first round, even if it’s not you still get to enjoy Kemba Walker, one of the best individual players in the tournament. And if UCONN does run away with this one, you’ve always got Bill Raftery calling Jimmer Fredette on CBS. Even if BYU dominates Wofford (and without Brandon Davies, they might not) Fredette will be fun to watch.

I think this session will present a problem though, because Wisconsin-Belmont is going to be a good game. I think Wisconsin will win, but a lot of people are picking Belmont. And why not? Belmont is actually a top 20 according to KenPom.com. I think Wisconsin is a little better than people seem to be giving them credit for, but it’s not like the Badgers play a style that blows games wide open. So be ready to have your finger on the clicker beginning at about 8:45 because both UCONN-Bucknell and Wisconsin-Belmont could go down to the wire as upsets in the making.

For the nightcap, UCLA and Michigan State are both talented teams that are inconsistent. Watching Ben Howland and Tom Izzo is always fun though, and I think the 10th-seeded Spartans have one more good game in them this year. Chances are though, that you won’t be watching this one because the finishes to UCONN-Bucknell and Wisconsin-Belmont should be so competitive. But definitely don’t stop watching just because the night games don’t have the star power of the early games.

In each one of the nightcap games on Thursday night, there is a very real shot for the lower-seeded team to win. In fact, in my predictions, I have all four lower-seeded teams doing just that. With no marquee matchup to point to, my best advice for the second session of Thursday night games is to have your remote ready and to definitely stay up for the K State-Utah State game. This was my 5-12 upset pick – the Aggies are 16th in KenPom’s rankings, despite their #12 seeding.

Readers: what do you think? Am I leading viewers astray? Chime in if you think other games should be peoples’ focus.

As we motor forward during March Madness 2011, here are the leading candidates for the top coach in college basketball for 2011.

Matt Painter (Purdue)

When you consider the Boilermakers were on their way to a one seed last February – the seed Duke eventually received to make their path to the title — before Robbie Hummel’s season-ending injury, Purdue was stacked and hungry this year and arguably could’ve been ranked #1 preseason.

Then Hummel went down again…for the season.

Did Purdue sulk and slip into mediocrity? No. All The “Paint Crew” did was get better as the season progressed, go undefeated at Mackey Arena for the first time in more than four decades, finish on a long win streak that’ll eventually push their season win total near 30, and make their case for a one seed — though as of now, they are likely a two at worst.

Rick Pitino (Louisville)

I won’t even delve into his personal nightmares last offseason, but this was supposed to be a rebuilding year along the banks of the Ohio River. However, playing in the awesome new KFC YUM! Center (where an NBA franchise should move soon), the Cards have won a dozen games in America’s toughest conference, over 20 wins total, and should find themselves rewarded with a three or four seed in March Madness. Good work, Rick.

Steve Lavin (St. John’s)

The loquacious Lavin, finally removed from the broadcast booth and back on the bench, did not underachieve in his first year on Broadway (as he was often known to do while in Westwood); in fact, the Johnnies are arguably the biggest surprise of the season. Surely they have more “quality wins” than nearly any school: Notre Dame, Georgetown, Duke, Connecticut, Pitt and Villanova. Therefore, the Red Storm, like the Cardinals, should receive a three or four seed, barring a mishap over the next week or so.

Dave Rose (BYU)

Sure he has The Jimmer, and yes, they were mauled last night by New Mexico, but if you actually watch this team, you realize the Cougars are very balanced — not to mention athletic, intelligent and tough. A 27-3 record (as of today) places Brigham Young behind only Ohio State, San Diego State and Kansas for best winning percentage this season. And playing in the Mountain West – nation’s fourth best conference, and maybe 2nd or 3rd, truly – is not easy, especially on the road. In their two biggest games, BYU rolled San Diego State by 13 each time. Those were the Aztecs’ only two losses this season! BYU has also beaten conference leaders Saint Mary’s, Utah State and Arizona. Duke, for comparison’s sake, doesn’t have half the quality wins

Steve Fisher (San Diego State)

This is not a force or stretch either. The Aztecs lost in the first round last March, and while they were expected to be better, no one looked for 20 consecutive triumphs to begin the season, and 28 wins in 30 games so far. As I’ve written before, a lot of Fisher’s legacy at SDSU depends upon this season, since the Aztecs still have not won a tournament game in the former Michigan coach’s decade atop Montezuma Mesa. We shall see.

Honorable mention (and in a normal year, all these guys could be in consideration for top 5):

• Mike Brey (Notre Dame)
• Bill Self (Kansas)
• Mark Turgeon (Texas A & M)
• Sean Miller (Arizona)
• Jamie Dixon (Pitt)

What do you think?

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* – Matt Painter photo credit: Michael Conroy/AP via New York Times

Lacking any motivation to do serious bubble or conference tournament analysis, I decided to spend a half hour with Google Images and find some of the funniest pictures of college basketball coaches that were available.

The result is what follows, a pictorial celebration of the MAD in March Madness, featuring the coaches of the current top 16 teams in America, as well as five others thrown in for good (see: hilarious) measure.

There are captions…so it’s not like I totally shirked my responsibility for analysis…(and trust me, you’ll see plenty of serious analysis here once the tourney actually starts.)

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Make sure you click next for the right arrow or right here for the bonus picture. It’s the best one of them all.

Now that you’re done laughing at the most successful college basketball coaches in America, get ready for March Madness 2010. As always, should be a thrilling three weeks.

Or not…if you ask Jim Calhoun.

I’ve only watched this one time and it is already among the five greatest commercials I’ve ever seen. Say what you will about Bob Knight, but is there a college basketball coach in history that has a greater sense of humor?

Behold, the genius of Guitar Hero marketing, and the rage of Bob Knight overshadowing the attitude of Metallica:

Video: Guitar Hero Commercial Featuring Bob Knight, Rick Pitino, Roy Williams, Mike Krzyzewski and Metallica

This post will analyze the Louisville-Michigan State Elite 8 game using a statistical analysis provided by the Game Predictor at ESPN.com, which is powered by TeamRankings.com. For an analysis of how this program works, hop over to the first individual game Sweet 16 preview I put out for UConn-Purdue. The methodology is all explained there.

Fans in Indianapolis were treated to one outstanding game yesterday and one complete massacre. The victors of those two games, Louisville and Michigan State, will take the court Sunday afternoon for the right to advance to the Final Four as the Midwest Regional Champion.

A quick look back before we look forward to the Midwest Regional Final on Sunday:

Michigan State and Kansas duked it out until the final seconds Friday night before the Spartans emerged victorious. Sherron Collins was fantastic, as expected, but Goran Suton saved one of the best games of his career for a time when Michigan State really needed it. Suton scored 20 points and grabbed 9 rebounds in a tremendously clutch performance. I was right in my prediction that Michigan State would win, but wrong that they needed Raymar Morgan to have a big game. What they needed was someone to cancel out Cole Aldrich and Suton completed the task. You knew Kalin Lucas could battle Sherron Collins to a draw, which he did, and Michigan State has more experience throughout the balance of their roster than KU. In the end, that’s why they won.

And there isn’t really much to say about Louisville’s 103-64 win over Arizona. I predicted a Louisville win and cover, but I did not expect this complete a dismantling of the Wildcats. The Cardinals owned the game from the tip and never relinquished control. Five players scored in double figures, paced by Earl Clark’s 19 points to go along with 9 rebounds. The Cardinals shot 57.6% from the field, 48.3% from downtown (14-29), and 92.9% from the line. It was an incredibly dominating performance by a team that really seems to have hit their stride over the last month or so.

So what will happen on Sunday afternoon when Louisville and Michigan State take the floor at Lucas Oil Stadium? That’s exactly what we’re here to analyze. Here are the particulars:

Louisville-Michigan State Midwest Regional Final – Elite 8 Preview and Prediction

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• Midwest Regional Breakdown
• Date: Sunday, March 29
• TV Time: 2:20 PM on CBS
• Site: Lucas Oil Stadium in Indianapolis, IN
• Announcers: Gus Johnson and Len Elmore
• Point Spread: Louisville -7
• Over-Under: 138

In my original 2009 bracket, I had this as the Elite 8 contest out of the Midwest Region, with Michigan State as the choice to make the Final Four. Here is what I said about the Spartans then:

Honestly, this surprised me a little bit. When I first sat down to look at the brackets, the Spartans were a team I looked at as potentially being ripe for an early upset. But looking deeper, many of their metrics, at least with respect to my personal basketball biases, make them a tournament-ready team. Add in the extra motivation of the Final Four being in Detroit, and I can see this happening.

In the two weeks that have passed since I posted my predictions, the Spartans have beaten Robert Morris, and won close, hard-fought games against USC and Kansas. Louisville, by contrast, has been much more dominating against a less impressive slate of tournament opponents, beating Morehead State, Siena, and Arizona by an average of 22 points a game.

I can see why the line on this game is Louisville -7. The Cardinals are the #1 seed, they hail from the Big East and won both the regular season and conference title, and they have rolled through their three tournament opponents (although Siena put up a bit of a second half fight). Michigan State is the #2 seed, played in a conference that I still think gets less love than it should, and have won without being dominating.

If I was setting a betting line, I would favor Louisville too. I just don’t know that I am going to pick them.

But before I get to my prediction, let’s head over to the Game Predictor to see how it sees this game, based on the same statistical categories we used for all of the Sweet 16 games:

• Offensive Efficiency: Louisville – 1.065 | Michigan State – 1.056
• Defensive Efficiency: Louisville – 0.879 | Michigan State – 0.925
• Assist/TO Ratio: Louisville – 1.281 | Michigan State – 1.171
• Free Throw %: Louisville – 0.645 | Michigan State – 0.697
• Defensive Field Goal %: Louisville – 0.394 | Michigan State – 0.415

So, Louisville wins four out of the five categories, is the higher seed, had a tougher strength of schedule (I assume, though probably not by much), and is favored. It all adds up to the Cardinals probably being an overwhelming favorite in the eyes of Game Predictor.

And that is exactly how it came out:

• Odds to Win Game: Louisville – 83.1% | Michigan State – 16.9%
• Most Likely Final Score: Louisville – 74.3 | Michigan State – 65.1
• Odds to Cover Spread (MSU +7): Louisville – 60.1% | Michigan State – 39.9%
• Confidence Level: 4 Stars

I have run every Sweet 16 game and every Elite 8 game but one (UNC-Oklahoma, to come later) through the Game Predictor. This is one of the most overwhelmingly lopsided predictions that has been returned.

And here is the frustrating part for me as I type this: rationally, I agree with the prediction.

Louisville’s metrics are better, they are more talented from top to bottom on their roster, they have a great coach who is certainly Tom Izzo’s peer, and they have passed the “eye test” during the tournament more impressively than Michigan State. So I completely understand why Game Predictor, and many others, think Louisville wins this game by a touchdown or more.

But I really, really, really want to disagree.

I like Tom Izzo and I’m a big fan of the Spartans’ backcourt of Kalin Lucas and Travis Walton. Plus, I am a Big Ten supporter through and through and would love to see Michigan State return some prestige to our recently struggling (but still underrated!) conference. Mix in the whole Rick Pitino-Kentucky connection, and I will without question be a huge Spartans fan on Sunday night.

However, I am trying to be as objective as possible in making these predictions. The Game Predictor has been a very powerful tool in doing so, and it is hard to ignore the overwhelming numbers above. I did go against Game Predictor during the Sweet 16, with some success (picking Villanova over Duke) and some failure (picking Syracuse over Oklahoma). I am trying to find something, anything to give me a shred of confidence to ignore game predictor here.

Louisville has only lost two games since the calendar turned to February, and has won 13 in a row. During that streak, only 4 of their games were decided by single digits. However, from February 2 through February 12, the Cardinals lost twice, at home to UConn and on the road against Notre Dame. Perhaps these two games offer a clue for what Michigan State can do to slow down this Louisville juggernaut (which I, admittedly, underestimated coming into the tournament.)

UConn dominated Louisville defensively, winning 68-51. Terrence Williams scored 26 for Louisville, but only five other players scored and the rest of the starters contributed only 10 points. Earl Clark was held to 2-16 shooting while Edgar Sosa and Jerry Smith shot a combined 2-9. As a team, the Cardinals had an Assist/TO ratio of 9/17. Amazingly, UConn went 0-8 from downtown and had a porous 12/16 Assist/TO ratio themselves. But Hasheem Thabeet grabbed 11 boards, blocked 4 shots, and scored 14 points to control the paint.

The Notre Dame-Louisville game was a complete massacre in favor of the Irish. Slumping heading into the game, Notre Dame got 10-16 shooting from downtown by Kyle McAlarney and Ryan Ayers, plus 32 points and 17 rebounds from Luke Harangody. The Irish won 90-57. Louisville shot 39% from the field for the game, and was outrebounded 46-25. It was a thoroughly dominating performance by the Irish that led Rick Pitino to say the following:

“This victory, while humiliating to us, can propel them into something good,” Pitino said. “I’m happy for them. I’m really upset at our players. The way we practiced going into this game and the way we played tonight, our five men were just totally dominated.”

Of course, from that point on, the Louisville Rickpitinowhitesuits have not lost again.

So what can Michigan State take away from these two losses as they try to prepare a blueprint for beating Louisville? First, hope that Louisville comes out completely unprepared to play, like they did against Notre Dame. Assuming that won’t happen, considering a spot in the Final Four is on the line and all, here are some keys for Michigan State:

1 — Own the glass

In these two losses by Louisville, they were outrebounded 82-55. Michigan State has always been a very good rebounding team, but this year’s squad is not one of their best teams on the glass in recent memory. Goran Suton averages 8.0 rebounds a game, with no one else grabbing more than Raymar Morgan’s 5.4. And Morgan only had 1 rebound in 13 minutes of action last night against Kansas, when the Spartans won despite being outrebounded 31-27. UConn and Notre Dame dominated on the boards and won. Michigan State cannot give the Cardinals second chances and they must get a few offensive rebounds of their own.

2 — Make 3s and guard the 3

UConn did not need threes to beat Louisville, but they have Hasheem Thabeet down low and more scoring options than the Spartans have. Plus, Louisville had an off night themselves from downtown in that game. But we know that Louisville will shoot and make their fair share of threes, as they knocked down 299 on the season, with six players making 29 or more. At a minimum, Michigan State needs to battle Louisville to close to a draw from downtown, which means that Chris Allen, Kalin Lucas, and Durrell Summers (and even Suton) need to be shooting well. Last night, Louisville made 14 3s en route to dominating Arizona. If Michigan State can’t force Louisville to be around 25-30% from long range, and make some of their own, it could be a long night.

3 — Take away Terrence Williams or Earl Clark, if not both

It is probably pie in the sky thinking that Michigan State can shut down both Terrence Williams and Earl Clark, especially considering how well both have played recently. But in Louisville’s losses, these two guys typically struggle. Williams had 9 points in a loss to UNLV and just 5 in the Notre Dame loss. Clark had 5 and 11 in the UConn and Notre Dame losses, respectively. If Michigan State can harass Williams and Clark to force them into low percentage shots, Louisville’s explosiveness will be compromised. At the very least, the Spartans need to ensure that one of these guys struggles.

4 — Get to the line and make free throws

Want to know what the “hidden” difference was in the MSU-Kansas game? The Spartans went 16-17 from the line, while Kansas went 11-13. Michigan State has a decided advantage over Louisville in free throw shooting percentage on the season, and they must exploit this. Kalin Lucas needs to get into the lane and draw fouls, and the other Spartans must be strong down low, take contact, and then make their freebies. If Michigan State can steal 5-6 points from the line against Louisville, as they did against Kansas, it will got a long way towards keeping them in the game.

Now, obviously, doing all four of these things is far easier said than done. There are plenty of solid reasons why Louisville was the #1 overall seed in the tournament, and they have proven the committee right thus far in the tournament.

Here are two advantages that I think Michigan State has going into the game:

1. They are more battle-tested in close games against good teams thus far in the tournament, having pulled out tough Ws over USC and Kansas. Louisville has not faced a team as good as either so far. (Of course, they did win the Big East tournament right before the NCAA Tournament started…)
2. The carrot at the end of the stick for Michigan State is playing in the Final Four in their own backyard. I don’t really know how much of an advantage this is, as you have to think that Louisville is just as motivated to make the Final Four regardless of where it is being played. But sometimes upsets happen because a team comes together to play for a higher purpose. Detroit is a struggling city, both in terms of economics and the performance of their sports teams, and I am sure that a Spartan trip to the Final Four at Ford Field would be exciting and uplifting for everyone. If Tom Izzo can somehow use this effectively as an extra little nugget of motivation, it could help. How much? Probably not a lot. But if this is a close game, every little advantage will be meaningful.

Michigan State was my original Final Four pick, but I have felt less and less confident in that choice each time I have seen Louisville play in the tournament. And while this is a very solid Michigan State team, I do not view these Spartans as being in the upper echelon of Tom Izzo’s teams in East Lansing. They just seem to one be one player away for being truly elite. Unfortunately, in terms of talent and expectations, that player is on their roster in Raymar Morgan, but it is hard to count on him for any type of game-to-game consistency.

Update: Just caught on SI.com that Raymar Morgan is expected to play tomorrow despite the broken nose he suffered against Kansas. According to Tom Izzo, Morgan “did not play well before the injury and was even less productive after it.”

Everything, in my mind, points to a Louisville victory on Sunday. When you stack up all of the metrics, I think it would take a flight of irrationality and wishful thinking to predict a Spartan victory. So that is why I will suggest that if you are actually thinking of placing money on this game, you should just stop reading right here.

Because I’m sticking with my pick of Michigan State.

Call it an irrational man-crush on Tom Izzo, stubborn Big Ten support, or just an unexplainable gut feeling; but I think Michigan State finds a way to get it done (and obviously covers the spread). The Spartans reaching the Final Four in their own backyard just seems like one of those NCAA Tournament stories that is too compelling not to happen; and while Louisville appears to have most of the advantages heading in, Michigan State is absolutely still good enough to win.

Call me crazy, but I think they will.

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Earl Clark, Terrence Williams photo credit: Photo by Streeter Lecka/Getty Images North America

This post will analyze the Louisville-Arizona game using a statistical analysis provided by the Game Predictor at ESPN.com, which is powered by TeamRankings.com. For an analysis of how this program works, hop over to the first individual game Sweet 16 preview I put out for UConn-Purdue. The methodology is all explained there.

Two coaching titans will take to the floor Friday night when the Louisville Cardinals meet up with the Arizona Wildcats.

The Louisville Cardinals are led by Mr. White Suit himself Rick Pitino, a man who was born to be a college basketball coach and who has been successful at every stop along his college basketball path (and we’ll just forget about the whole Celtics thing…).

Pitino went to the Final Four with Providence, led by Billy Donovan and his short shorts. After leaving Providence, Pitino built upon the storied tradition in Lexington by going 219-50 at Kentucky and winning one National Championship, reaching two other Final Fours, two other Elite 8′s, and never losing in the first round of the tournament. And now at Louisville, Pitino is at it again, with a 199-87 record, already one Final Four appearance, and a championship this season in the conference that many have said is the best ever.

The Arizona Wildcats are led by Lute Olson, who has ammassed 781 wins during his storied career, with stops at Long Beach State, Iowa, and Arizona. His Wildcats made the NCAA Tournament every year between 1985 and 2007, winning the National Championship in 1997. And now, Olson has his troops on the precipice of another Elite Ei–

Wait — what? I’m an idiot Midwesterner you say…and Lute Olson isn’t coaching Arizona? And they’re playing in the Sweet 16?! Okay…but who the hell is Russ Pennell?

Well, in the irony of all ironies, here is the first hit for a google search on Russ Pennell’s name: his bio at the Arizona…State website. And here is the Russ Pennell basketball bio, as described by Pat Forde of ESPN:

Until May 2008, he had been out of coaching for four years — working as a radio analyst and directing a basketball academy in Phoenix. Prior to that, he had worked under Rob Evans until he was fired at Arizona State and previously at Mississippi. And there was a two-year stint at Oklahoma State under Eddie Sutton.

Yet here he is in the Sweet 16, a man whose de facto job title is Coach Until He Loses. Now the trick is to beat a couple of coaching legends and remain employed as long as he can.

No matter what, that tenure doesn’t figure to last past April 6. This isn’t a Steve Fisher story, or a Steve Lavin story, or a Mike Davis story. No matter how well he has done in a difficult spot, the interim guy won’t be rewarded with the full-time job.

So, we have a guy who is 8-0 in Sweet 16 games, has 521 victories, and wears badass pimp suits (Pitino), going up against a guy who has 21 career victories, was a radio analyst at this time last year, and who has ostensibly no shot at getting the full-time gig after this season (Pennell).

Oh yeah, this is fair.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to go try and shake the words “a Mike Davis story” out of my head, otherwise I’ll have nightmares tonight.

Louisville v Arizona Sweet 16 Preview and Prediction

• StubHub: Midwest Region Sweet 16 Tickets
• Midwest Regional Breakdown
• Date: Friday, March 27
• TV Time: 7:07 PM on CBS
• Site: Lucas Oil Stadium in Indianapolis, IN
• Announcers: Gus Johnson and Len Elmore
• Point Spread: Louisville -9 1/2
• Over-Under: 139
• My prediction: Louisville

Okay, time now to hop on over to the Game Predictor and see what it says about this game. I have a very strong feeling that this will be the most lopsided of the projections, especially considering the seed differential and strength of schedule differential between these two teams.

Here is the breakdown of the five statistical categories we have been analyzing for each game:

• Offensive Efficiency: Louisville – 1.054 | Arizona – 1.095
• Defensive Efficiency: Louisville – 0.878 | Arizona – 1.030
• Assist/TO Ratio: Louisville – 1.244 | Arizona – 1.141
• Free Throw %: Louisville – 0.639 | Arizona – 0.739
• Defensive Field Goal %: Louisville – 0.396 | Arizona – 0.433

Wow…the differential between the two teams in defensive efficiency rating is staggering. Considering Louisville is from the Big East and Arizona is from the Pac-10, it is not all that surprising though. And yes, I am stereotyping and saying that teams eest of the Mississippi tend to play better defense than teams west of it. But that’s an analysis for another day.

Here is the Game Predictor projection for the Louisville-Arizona game:

• Odds to Win Game: Louisville – 86.3% | Arizona – 13.7%
• Most Likely Final Score: Louisville – 75.7 | Arizona – 65.7
• Odds to Cover Spread (Arizona +9.5): Louisville – 51.9% | Arizona – 48.1%
• Confidence Level: 5 Stars

Damn. Looks like Louisville is the favorite huh? Well, like I said, these results are not all that unexpected. And the Game Predictor is obviously quite confident about it, as their confidence level is at 5 stars.

Obviously, I think Louisville will win this game. More importantly, I think they will cover the spread as well.

Arizona is a nice team with a core of talented players, but Louisville is a great team with a great coach. Now, I think Louisville will lose to whoever wins the Michigan State-Kansas game, but I do not think they will have a problem disposing of Arizona. The Wildcats simply do not play the kind of defense that can slow down Terrence Williams, Earl Clark, and the rest of the Cardinal attack. Arizona might be able to keep it close early, but I think this game turns into a 20-25 point blowout in the second half.

It’s been a nice run for Russ Pennell, and the Wildcats have provided a little drama by being the only double-digit seed in the tournament, but let’s not get carried away here. They had a nice victory over #5 seed Utah and then beat a #13 seed (albeit a good and talented one in Cleveland State) in round two. Playing Louisville is a couple notches up the rung and while the Wildcats have the talent to play with Louisville for 40 minutes on a given night, I do not think they have the defensive consistency nor the sideline leadership to warrant the forecast of a close one Friday night.

Friday night, Rick Pitino will move to 9-0 in the Sweet 16 and get one step closer to a Final Four. Russ Pennell will most likely begin his search for another job. But hey — making it to the Sweet 16 as an unlikely head coach for Arizona is a great story for Russ Pennell. Arizona may be able to take his job, but they’ll never be able to take the pleasant memory of this season away.

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