Quick Rant: Sports Teams Cannot “Control Their Destiny” So Let’s All Stop Saying They Can

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Today, I am taking sportscasters to task for a phrase we hear over and over and over again that, when you actually break it into its component words, is downright silly.

Jack Clark is not impressed with the Cardinals’ lack of effort, dirty underpants

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Jack Clark stepped out of the tanning bed and went on a rant, saying that the St. Louis Cardinals are playing with “poopy in their pants and skid marks in their britches.” Listen to the audio of Clark’s rant here.

Even the Cleveland Indians’ Own Announcer Thinks They Suck

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Cleveland Indians announcer Bruce Drennan went on an epic rant against the team, singling out each player for criticism. This will make White Sox fans smile…until they realize that 5 of Cleveland’s 10 wins are against Chicago.