Photo Story: Indecent Proposal with Pete Rose & Bud Selig

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Unfortunately, the insufferable Pete Rose is back in the news today. He was recently the keynote speaker at a a gala for the Ohio Justice and Policy Center and told the crowd that he deserved to be allowed back in baseball. He said that he’s given up hope of getting into the Hall of Fame and now just wants to be a manager so he can “teach young players.”

Yes, because I’m sure Major League Baseball is just itching for its young players to learn the art of lying yourself into delusion and then telling the truth only when it’s financially opportunistic to do so.

Like you probably are, I’m sick and tired of the endless Pete Rose debate. I did, however, get a bit of a chuckle when I thought about Bud Selig reading about Rose’s comments, and that chuckle led to me imagining a conversation between the two, which led to (finally!) a new photo story.

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Pete Rose Will Sit on You, But Refuses to Eat Your Hair

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Pete Rose has been train wreck for a long time. And part of the reason why people cannot refuse to look away is the sad fact that Pete rarely realizes that the joke is on him.

As he is wont to do, Sacha Baron Cohen took that to the extreme.

Via SportsbyBrooks (via Chris Littmann at The Sporting Blog), we get never-before-aired footage of a scene from the movie Bruno that featured baseball’s all-time gambling hit king using laborers as a chair and taking issue with eating sushi off of a naked man.

(Whatever happens from here on out in my life, I will be forever thankful that I had the opportunity to write that sentence.)

Video after the jump. And yes, it is as hilariously horrific as it sounds.

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