Yesterday, Michigan had a lead at the half over the #3 Penn State Nittany Lions, in their house! Michigan had momentum and the ball after the half. Then Rich Rodiguez had a brianstorm and placed the one person who when he walks on the field, his whole team collectively knows regardless of the score, the game is now officially over.

Once the Big 10 player of the year entered the game, he did what he does best, score for the other team. He gave up a safety after sitting in the pocket for far too long without throwing the ball away, only to complete a pass to his lineman two feet infront of him while falling into the end zone.

I think that Sheridan has naked pictures of Rich Rodriguez because for the life of me, I do not understand how else this turnover machine could take snaps for the Wolverines.

Here’s Sheridan’s stat line year to date; 29 of 54 for 262 yards, 1 touchdown 5 INTERCEPTIONS AND A SAFETY!

Opposing Sheridan is Steven Threet, far from a football God, but leaps and bounds better than Nick Sharetheball, I mean Sheridan. Threet is 67 for 132 with 708 yards, 6 TOUCHDOWNS and 3 interceptions. I am not a college mathematics professor, but the statistics are in glaring favor of Threet. I would rather see the Miami Dolphins Wildcat formation than the Michigan offense with Sheridan under center. Please, tell me I am wrong, but if you are a Wolverines fan, you feel the same way I do whenever #8 takes the field. When Rich Rodriguez lost Terelle Pryor to Ohio State, he lost more than a recruit, he lost the Wolverines 2008 season.

Kurt Fraschetti

profootballinsight@live.com

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