NFL “Suck 4 Luck” Power Rankings: Week 8

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After a quick review of the stakes, let’s take our weekly look at how the suckiest of the sucky stack up in the race to suck to the lucky bottom of this year’s NFL standings.

NFL “Suck 4 Luck” Power Rankings: Week 7

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Even though this post series’ namesake likely thinks we’re idiots for continuing to post it, post we will. Here are the top contenders for Andrew Luck with Week 6 nearly in the books.

NFL “Suck 4 Luck” Power Rankings: Week 6

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Week 5 is almost in the books, with just the highly anticipated Lions-Bears Monday night matchup left to play. Since neither of those teams will be bad enough this season to even come close to the #1 pick, there is no need to wait on tonight’s result to post the latest edition of the “Suck 4 Luck” Power Rankings.

NFL Power Rankings Week 5 – “Drunk Girls Alone At The Bar” Edition

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In this week’s NFL Power Rankings, Drew Lange ranks every team from 1-32, explains his reasoning for not liking teams adding pink to their uniforms during October, and provides useful advice about drunk girls alone at bars.

NFL “Suck 4 Luck” Power Rankings: Week 5

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Another week of football players on football teams playing National Football League football games is in the books*, which means that it’s time to assess the carnage and see which teams are now best positioned in the yearlong “Suck 4 Luck” Sweepstakes.

NFL Pic of the Weekend: Matt Cassel and Todd Haley argue over…cookies?

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As always, the @SI_Vault Twitter account is tweeting out compelling photos this morning (which is why you should be following them). Just a few moments ago, a pic of Matt Cassel and Todd Haley having a…discussion…was tweeted out that I found to be quite funny.

Minnesota Vikings vs. Kansas City Chiefs Preview and Prediction

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“If the Vikings lose this game I’m never watching them again.” That line line, spoken by Drew Lange’s father, is the first memory he has of watching Minnesota Vikings football. Yet despite three straight excruciating losses, Drew will be back watching the Vikings again on Sunday. Here is what he expects.

NFL “Suck 4 Luck” Power Rankings: Week 4

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Come April of 2012, some craptastic, moribund franchise will draft Andrew Luck and immediately increase its likelihood of becoming relevant on an annual basis for the next decade. Here are the current contenders in the race to suck for Luck, or as we call them: the Suck 4 Luck Power Rankings.

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Update: Jamaal Charles was forced from Sunday's game against the Lions with a left knee injury.  He appeared to be in a great deal of pain as he was carted to the locker room. His return is officially questionable.

6 Bold NFL Predictions For 2011 (Including Playoff Picks)

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Feeling rather emboldened by how his bold predictions for 2010 turned out, Jerod is back at it with six bold predictions for the 2011 NFL season, which includes his playoff picks (which include, yes, the Lions).

NFL Playoff Preview – AFC Wildcard: Colts-Jets and Ravens-Chiefs

This Wildcard weekend in the AFC, we have the recently-familiar pairing of the Jets and Colts on Saturday night, alongside the really quite strange looking Ravens and Chiefs Sunday afternoon battle. Let’s take a closer, more scientific, look at each of these playoff participants.

NFL Week 4 – Can the Undefeated Teams Remain Undefeated?

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In 2009, things were different. Times certainly have changed, especially in the current 2010 season, where only three teams remain undefeated and just five have yet to win a game.

The aftermath of the Chargers’ Monday night loss to the Chiefs

The Chiefs and Chargers once again met in the rain this year and got the same minimal contribution from Matt Cassel (10-22, 68 yards, one TD pass), but with a much different result – and the aftermath includes a comparison of Philip Rivers to Ryan Leaf. What exactly has changed in just over 10 months?

NFL Week 1 Winners and Losers

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As always, there were winners and there were losers in Week 1. Let’s find out who some of the big winners and losers were, with one very obvious name included: Arian Foster of the Texans.

MNF Preview and Prediction: San Diego Chargers at Kansas City Chiefs

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The Chargers battle the Chiefs in the second Monday Night Football game this week. Griffin Gotta previews the action for MSF, offering his analysis and prediction, including why people are sick of the Chargers.