Texas Middle Schooler Has Picture of Matt Bonner Shaved Into His Head, Could Face In-School Suspension

Young Spurs fan Patrick Gonzalez decided to get into the playoff spirit by having his hair stylist do a portrait on the back of his head of Spurs reserve forward Matt Bonner spotting up for a three-pointer. It’s beautiful to behold, but now he faces a possible suspension because of it.

The Worst Haircut of All-Time

The pictures I’m about to show you capture what is, in my completely subjective opinion, without question the worst haircut in the history of mankind.

Look! Another Cubs fan to point and laugh at!

As you know, I could probably type for days and days making derogatory comments about this North Sider, but I think in this case I’ll just let the visual evidence speak for itself.