Dear Parents: Please Don’t Raise Your Kids as Chicago Cub Fans

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I don’t want to come off as the type of person who tells people how to raise your kids or how to be a parent; but I feel, as a victim of what I’m about to discuss, that I need to speak out. Please, whatever you do, do not raise your child as a Chicago Cubs fan.

All I Want From Theo Epstein and the Chicago Cubs is a Reason to Believe Again

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Tyler Juranovich doesn’t really care what Theo Epstein did with Boston. He doesn’t care to hear about his success stories, and he doesn’t care about his failures. All he cares about is seeing his Chicago Cubs team start winning and becoming a serious threat in the MLB.

LOLCubs: Bleacher Bum treats fellow fan’s beer like Randy Johnson treats low-flying birds

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Apropos of absolutely nothing, I present to you the following animated GIF of a Cubs fan destroying a fellow fan’s beer in spectacular fashion.

Away From the Action Podcast: Josh and Dennis Goodman on Bartman, Moneyball, the Colts and Much More

As much as we hate to relive the events of October 14, 2003, we harbor no ill will toward Steve Bartman. (Photo: Morry Gash/Associated Press)

On this episode of the Away From the Action Podcast, hosted by Josh Tinley, Josh talks his good friend, Cubs fan and statistician Dennis Goodman, about Catching Hell (ESPN’s new documentary about the Steve Bartman incident), Moneyball, statistics, the Colts, the Evansville Purple Aces, and much more.

Update on MLB’s Most Over and Underrated Players

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Way back in February, USA Today’s 2011 MLB Preview Magazine published a lengthy piece by yours truly, whereupon I rendered my thoughts on who the most over and underrated players in the game were as we approached the new campaign. I figured I might as well do monthly updates on these “predictions,” so as to [...]

Forget Suspension; Cubs Should Cut Ties with Carlos Zambrano

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The Cubs put Carlos Zambrano on the disqualified list for 30 days after his latest outburst. Cubs GM Jim Hendry, said that it was the harshest punishment without actually releasing Zambrano. Tyler Juranovich’s question is: Why didn’t Hendry just release Zambrano?

MSF QuickCast #8: As Carlos Zambrano Exits, Ol’ Reliable Mark Buehrle Stands Alone in Chicago

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In Carlos Zambrano’s exit, juxtaposed against the disappointment of the Wood-Prior-Zambrano trio, Jerod finds yet another way to appreciate their underappreciated contemporary: Mark Buehrle.

All-Star Break Update on MLB’s Most Over and Underrated Players

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Way back in February, USA Today’s 2011 MLB Preview Magazine published a piece by Ari Kaufman whereupon he rendered his thoughts on who the most over and underrated players in the game were as we approached the new campaign. In the post, Ari takes inventory of his predictions at the break.

Cubs to produce video for “It Gets Better” campaign

The Chicago Cubs have produced a video for the It Gets Better campaign and The Trevor Project to give hope to young people, and particularly LGBT young people, who are victims of bullying.

The Chicago Cubs will never win a World Series as long as Jim Hendry and current management have their jobs

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According to Tyler Juranovich, Carlos Zambrano spoke nothing but truth yesterday when he called the Cubs “embarrassing’ after being swept by the St. Louis Cardinals.

Chicago Cubs At A Familiar Crossroads

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For a real Cubs fan, hope springs eternal, but unfortunately 2011 is shaping up like so many seasons Cubs fans have suffered through in the past.

Yet another “LOLCubs” moment at Wrigley

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As you know, I take great enjoyment in anything that is disparaging to the Chicago Cubs. Well here is another one. It’s a logo, located in the tunnel connecting the Cubs dugout to the clubhouse. And it’s upside down.

Image of Cubs Fan in Pujols Jersey at Cardinals Opening Day Another Example of Non-Lovable Loser Mentality

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It looks like Cubs fans – at least one steaming Wrigley turd in particular – have already given up on 2011. How else do you explain this?

2011 MLB TV Schedule: 10 Best early season MLB matchups on national TV

Here are ten nationally-televised matchups on the MLB TV Schedule to keep an eye on prior to the July All-Star Break in Phoenix.

2011 MLB Prections: NL Central – Reds look strong enough to repeat as champs

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Today, we preview the NL Central and predict whether it will be the Reds heading to the playoffs yet again, or if the retooled Brewers or the consistent Cardinals can take the title.