14 Other Songs As Irresistibly Fun As ‘I Believe In A Thing Called Love’ by The Darkness

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There were so many great things to come out of Super Bowl XLVI.

Tom Brady lost, making his life now only 99.98% perfect. We got the first supermodel-induced scandal in NFL history. MSF had its great single-day traffic total ever.

But for me, the single greatest outcome of Super Bowl XLVI is that “I Believe In A Thing Called Love” by The Darkness is back in regular rotation on my iTunes and all of my portable music devices. And for that we have Samsung Mobile to thank, because the company featured the song in what our own Keith Mullett called the best commercial of Super Bowl XLVI.

Here is the video for the song itself, which I have always felt is one of the most irresistibly fun songs of all-time:

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SNL Recap: Charles Barkley and Kelly Clarkson Episode of Saturday Night Live

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For whatever reason Charles Barkley was hosting SNL last night. My guess is Weight Watchers coughed up some cash to get him on there, so he could promote their product. Barkley was also on with Jon Stewart earlier in the week promoting the product, and he was all over NBC’s coverage of the NFL playoffs.

Kelly Clarkson was the musical guest, so I also had to try to muster my way through that.

This is the first SNL of 2012, and I think they dropped the ball with Barkley as the host. He was fine the first two times he was on it, but he isn’t a very exciting guest or a good actor.

Remember, Spoiler Alert!

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Dr. Twitch’s Top 20 NBA Players of All-Time (including his shocking and ‘sacrilegious’ top 3)

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Editor’s note: Since the NBA Finals ended, MSF writers have been submitting and defending their top 20 NBA players of all-time. You can see the aggregate list here. The goal was to see where Dirk fell, or if he fell, among the top 20 players ever after his sterling playoff run this year.

Below are the thoughts of Jon Washburn, who does include Dirk among his top 20 players ever. He also has the most unique top 3 of anyone who submitted a list, which is why I asked him to provide a detailed description of his top 20. And boy did he. Enjoy.

When I was a kid, Jim Harbaugh was the quarterback of my beloved Indianapolis Colts. One season, we started out 4-0 (we were the last team to lose a game that year) and ended up making the playoffs as a wild card. We went into San Diego and beat the defending AFC champs before going to Arrowhead Stadium and beating the 13-3 Kansas City Chiefs. We ended up losing to the Steelers in the famous “Hail Mary” game, and I cried for what seemed like an eternity.

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My Top 20 NBA Players of All-Time

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Editor’s note: We are currently preparing an article that analyzes the best of the best in NBA history, based on the thoughts and feelings of our staff here at MSF. The original goal was to see where Dirk falls in our top 20, or if he even makes it at all.

Earlier this week, Evan regaled you with his personal top 20 players from the last 15 years. Today, Brandon widens the scope a little bit and provides his personal top 20 of all-time, with explanation for each choice.

After hearing countless opinions about Dirk Nowitizki all-time ranking from NBA personnel, MSF writer Josh Tinley wanted to know where the MSF staff would rank Dirk among the all-time greats.  I thought this was a great idea and I decided to jump at the opportunity.

So, here is my list of the top twenty players in NBA history, revealed in reverse order.  Feel free to post a comment telling me what you think.

20. Scottie Pippen

I might have Scottie ranked higher than most people, but his terrific defense, constant offense, championship rings, and being the best second fiddle of all-time set him apart from someone like Julius Erving or David Robinson.

I know you might be saying, “Whoa, wait, how could a sec0nd fiddle be better than Dr. J and David Robinson? During their primes they were top 5 players in the NBA and the best players on their respective teams.  Scottie was only the best player on his team when Jordan left.” Fair point, but when Erving and Robinson won championships they were second fiddles too!  On that ’83 Sixers team Moses Malone was their best player and in ’99 and ’03 Tim Duncan was the best player on the Spurs.

Another reason why Scottie cracks my top twenty list is that he might be the best small forward defender ever.  If you had an all-time defensive starting lineup he would be your small forward hands down.  He was also one of the most complete players ever.  He brought offense, defense, rebounding, passing, and even became a better three-point shooter later in his career.  Plus, in the ’93-’94 season without Jordan he came in 3rd in MVP voting, made 1st team All-NBA, 1st team All-Defense, and led a Bulls team to 55 wins when their three next best players were Horace Grant, B.J Armstrong, and Toni Kukoc.  Seems worthy of being in the top twenty in my book.

19. Charles Barkley

19th?!? Who was the knucklehead who made up list?

Charles was a one of kind player.  We will probably never see another 6-5 power forward dominate like he did.  He was surprisingly quick for his size and was a superb rebounder.  In the open floor Chuck was impossible to stop; his  combination of size and power and the willingness to throw it down on any opponent was amazing to watch.  Although Chuck never won a ring, at least he had the killer instinct that some stars like Chris Webber didn’t have.

The biggest reason why Charles isn’t ranked higher is because he somewhat wasted his talent by constantly being overweight and out of shape later in his career, which led to many of his injuries.  If Chuck wanted a ring so badly he should have spent his offseasons in the gym instead of the Las Vegas buffet lines.

18. Isiah Thomas

Isiah Thomas could do everything you want your point guard to do: get everyone involved, dribble well, drive to the hole, be a great defender, be a leader, be mentally and phsycially tough. The only flaw in his game was that he was a poor shooter and took to many threes.  The reason why I put Isiah ahead of Barkley and Pippen is because he was the best player on a championship team twice.

17. Karl Malone

Karl Malone was one of the best regular season players ever, but not in the postseason, where the Mailman didn’t always deliver.  In Game 1 of the 1997 NBA Finals Malone missed two huge free throws that would have given Utah the lead, and in Game 6 of the 1998 Finals he had the infamous turnover that led to Jordan’s famous shot over Bryon Russell.

But even though Karl struggled in the postseason, you have to give Malone some credit for being one of the best regular season players ever.  He was a two-time MVP, he had 11 straight years when he scored more than 2,000 points, was a three-time 1st team All-Defense selection, and he had great work ethic.  Karl was always in shape throughout his career, which was why he only missed five games from his rookie season in 1985 to 1998.

16. Elgin Baylor

Elgin was one of the greatest forwards of all-time.  He was a great scorer and rebounder and was probably the best athlete throughout the 60s.  Also, because Elgin was one of the early great black players, he had to deal with so much racism and ridicule from fans, which no one today would be able to relate to.  But the reason why he doesn’t crack the top 15 is he never won a title.

15. Dirk Nowitzki

After this year’s postseason, Dirk has increased his all-time ranking by leaps and bounds.  He had a bad reputation as a soft player who folded at crunch time, but not anymore.   

Over the pass few seasons Dirk has gotten much tougher in the paint and has proven he’s uber-clutch too.  People think when Dirk shoots an 8-15 foot fade way he is being soft, but I disagree.  He has a better chance of make an 8-15 foot step back then lowering his shoulder and trying to drive through his defender.  So why risk injuries and getting beaten up in the post when he doesn’t have to?

As most of you saw in this year’s NBA Finals, Dirk got it done in big moments while LeBron James and Dwyane Wade didn’t.  He also proved his toughness by grabbing some tough rebounds at the end of games too.

Other reasons why Dirk should be rank this high is he is the best shooting power forward ever and he might be one of the top 5 most unguardable players also.  He has one of the most unblockable and unguardable shots too, MSF writer Jon Washburn said Dirk fade away is the second most unstoppable shot and I totally agree.  Good news for Dirk is he has a great chance of increasing his all-time rank if he keeps up his incredible play.

14. Moses Malone

Moses Malone was one of the greatest rebounders ever and certainly the greatest offensive rebounder ever.  Moses led the NBA in offensive rebounds eight times during his career and averaged seven offensive boards a game twice during his career.  People forget how crucial and momentum shifting offensive rebounds can be.  Remember in Game 6 of the 2011 Finals when Dallas seemed to get every offensive rebound in the last five minutes?  That really helped the Mavs clinch the series.  Moses also scored over 29,000 points and grabbed over 17,500 rebounds during his career.

13. John Havlicek

John Havlicek is probably one of the most underrated players of all-time.  He was 8-0 in the NBA Finals, played his best during the biggest moments, great on offense and defense, and played an incredible amount of minutes.  He twice led the NBA in minutes played and in those two seasons he averaged 45 minutes a game!  Plus during the 1969 playoffs, he average 47.2 minutes a game throughout 18 postseason games.  Great scorer, superb defender, played huge minutes, clutch, and most importantly a champion.  Yeah, John Havlicek could do it all.

12. Jerry West

Zeke from Cabin Creek comes in twelfth on my list.  West had one of the prettiest jumpers the league has ever seen and was a very fundamental player.  Unfortunately Jerry West had some bad luck throughout his career.  He was constantly matched up against the great Celtics teams in the NBA Finals so he never won multiple titles.

11. Oscar Robertson

You can make a case that West is better than Robertson and vice versa but I am going with Robertson over West mainly because his statistics are much better than West’s.  He scored more points than West; he had more boards and assist than West too.  Plus, as all of you know in the 61-62 season he averaged a triple double.  Yes, I understand that Oscar played in an era which shots and rebounds were much more frequent in the NBA than they are now but still averaging a triple double is still remarkable.  In my opinion Oscar was a more complete player then West.

10. Shaquille O’Neal

One of the most dominating presences the NBA has ever seen on and off the court.  Shaq’s huge body and great touch around the basket made him a impossible match up for any team.  And his hilarious quotes and hi-jinks made him a fan favorite.

The problem with Shaq that most people forget was drama always seem to follow him whenever another superstar on his team threaten to steal his spot as the team’s best player.  He had issues with Penny Hardaway in Orlando, everyone knows he and Kobe had their problems, and he didn’t leave Miami on the best of terms.  But, off the court issues shouldn’t take away from how great a player he was.

It’s unfortunate that he couldn’t put that petty stuff behind him because the Lakers would have won more titles and we would be debating if the Kobe/Shaq Lakers dynasty was better than Jordan’s Bulls and Russell’s Celtics.

9. Hakeem Olajuwon

Hakeem had some of the best low post moves of any center of all-time.  Very few 7 footers had the tremendous footwork and athleticism that Hakeem had.  He was also a great shot blocker; he is first in career blocks with 3,830.

Hakeem’s Rockets won the NBA Finals in 94 and 95.  Now some people think that these titles weren’t as special because Jordan wasn’t in the league to face them in the Finals.  As many of you know in ’94 Jordan was out of the league and in ’95 Jordan only played 17 regular season games and was still shaking the baseball rust during the playoffs.  But, I disagree with that idea because during ’94 to ’95 people knew Michael was struggling at baseball and he would eventually return to the NBA.  Hakeem took advantage of this chance to win two titles when Jordan was out of the league while other ring less superstars like Malone, Stockton, Barkley, Robinson, Ewing, and Miller lost their best opportunity to grab their ring.

The reason why I have Hakeem over Shaq is because Hakeem had a much worst supporting cast than Shaq.  Hakeem never played with anyone as good as Kobe Bryant or Dywane Wade.  Who was the best player that Hakeem played with during his career?  Fat Charles Barkley? Just past-his-prime Clyde Drexler? Kenny Smith? Ralph Sampson?  Also, during that 94-95 span Hakeem beat Barkley, Malone, Ewing, Malone (again), Barkley (again), murdered Robinson, and Shaq.  While from 00-02 and 06 Shaq lucked out and faced past his prime Rik Smits, Mutombo, Todd MacCulloch, and Erick Dampier.  Hakeem had a lot less than Shaq. but did almost as much.

8. Tim Duncan

The two times NBA MVP comes in eighth on my list.  Tim Duncan had a very simple repertoire of post moves that consisted of jump hooks, up and unders, and bank shots.  Although boring and basic they were very effective

Tim’s career is pretty similar to Hakeem’s.  Both where very durable players, both were skilled on offense and defense, and both never had great teammates.  Sure, Manu and Tony are good but their not Hall of Famers and although David Robinson was great, he was past his prime when Tim got there.  Tim gets the upper hand over Hakeem because he has won more titles and more MVPs.

7. Kobe Bryant

After watching this year’s Playoffs it appears that Kobe Bryant might be slowing down.  He doesn’t have the quickness he used to have and he is relying on his jumper to score more of his points instead of driving to the basket like he used too.  He’s only averaged 22 points this season, his lowest average since the 2000 postseason.

Kobe has all the accolades for a top ten player; he has won five NBA Finals and is a NBA MVP.  Fans and analyst don’t always like his bad-tempered attitude to teammates and coaches, but I kind of like it.  Sure his douchy attitude caused Shaq to leave.  But, Kobe is the leader on his team and if that means being a dick to his teammates so he can get them to play better then so be it.  He’s there to win basketball games not make friends.

6. Wilt Chamberlain

It was to bad that Wilt never grasped the idea of being a team player because he would of won more titles, beaten Russell more often, and perhaps basketball experts would call him a better player than Russell.  Wilt, by most accounts was more talented than Russell, but Russell wanted it more and did a better job playing with his teammates.

Even though Wilt had some troubles with his teammates and coaches on the court his stats are still astounding.  He was the NBA’s all-time leading scorer before Kareem dethroned him, everyone knows that he once scored 100 points in a game, and in the 1961-1962 season he averaged 50 points and 25 boards.  

5. Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

The NBA’s all-time leading scorer comes in fifth on my list.  Blessed with an unstoppable sky hook, Kareem was able to score massive points and play till he was 41.  Kareem also was a good defender, he led the NBA in blocks four times and he made the NBA’s first All-Defensive team five times.  He was a six time champion and he was willing to pass the torch to Magic when he started to become the alpha-dog on the Lakers.  Also, he had one of the funniest scene in the movie Airplane!

4. Larry Bird

Larry could shoot the ball from anywhere on the court, he was an excellent passer, he was a great rebounder even though he couldn’t jump, and he could pass too.  Larry also won three MVP’s and was a three time NBA Finals champion.  Bird was also a solid defender before he got to old.

3. Magic Johnson

I went with Magic over Bird because Magic was slight better at getting his teammates involved than Bird and he won more titles than Bird.  Although, Larry was a better scorer than Magic I am still sticking with Magic.

Magic was the best passer the NBA has ever seen.  Magic was a master showman and nobody ran the fastbreak better than Magic.  Magic won four NBA titles during his career, beating Bird’s Celtics twice.  He was a three time MVP and in the 1981-1982 season he nearly finished with a triple-double (18.6-9.6-9.5).

2. Bill Russell

Eleven time NBA Finals champion Bill Russell comes in second on my list.  Bill Russell was the leader of the Celtics dynasty during the the 60′s.  During that time Russell constantly beat all-time greats like Wilt Chamberlain, Jerry West, Elgin Baylor, and Bob Pettit  in the postseason. That’s why he is ranked above all of those players on my list

Back when Russell played they didn’t keep track blocks so we will never know how shots that Russell swatted.  But everyone knows that he was a feared defender throughout his career.  Russell also was a team player and gave everything he had every game.

1. Michael Jordan

Michael was simply the best. Fans and experts are better debating who would come in second.

Charles Barkley shows his appreciation of Einstein’s definition of insanity

Apparently the Chuckwagon has decided to start swinging a golf club left-handed. And why not?

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Shaquille O’Neal retires, ending one of the truly unique on- and off-court careers in NBA history

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Shaquille O’Neal retired today, and he did it in his own unique, unexpected way. He tweeted it. Really, it was the only appropriate way for a true on-court original and off-court sports/entertainment pioneer like Shaq to go out.

“The Diesel” has been a special player since the moment he entered the NBA. He made an immediate impact, averaging 23 and 14 his rookie season, earning Rookie of the Year honors, and he was named an All-Star starter — the first to do so as a rookie since Jordan.

His dominance revolutionized the position of center, unlike anyone before or since.

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Video: Charles Barkley flips off rude, rowdy Miami Heat fans

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Before Game 3 of the Eastern Conference Finals last night, TNT decided that it’d be nice for the pre-game show to take place outside of American Airlines Arena.

If you ask me, it wasn’t that bad of an idea.

We were able to see Heat fans in a very lively manner, we were able to catch the nice backdrop of South Beach, and we even were able to witness Charles Barkley get a towel thrown his way…

Wait, what?

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Video: Charles Barkley shatters driver on 1st tee at Champions Tour Regions Tradition at Shoal Creek

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Charles Barkley is one of the most entertaining and engaging sports personalities of my lifetime. There are a variety of reasons why this is the case, and it is unnecessary for me to expatiate because I’m sure that you agree with me.

In this post, I am going to focus on one of the more notoriously entertaining aspects of the Charles Barkley Experience: his putrid golf game, manifested so awfully with every herk, jerk, and duff produced by his flagrantly ugly swing.

And recently, on the 1st tee at the Champions Tour Regions Tradition at Shoal Creek, Barkley delivered one of the more ignominious moments of his mostly ignominious golfing “career”.

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March Madness 2011 Media Coverage Review

The annual 3½ week television run of the NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament sadly (or maybe mercifully) ended Monday night. I look forward to the event every year, especially because NOT ONE SHINING MOMENT (or even a dull moment) of it airs on ESPN.

Here is my critique on the television coverage, which was generally solid but did have its hiccups.

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Top 5 Reasons Why I Still Love LeBron

I’m going in fellas. I’m going to go into that conversation that has filled up the internet ever since the crucial, and NBA changing “Decision”. The conversation that has made so many in Ohio filled with hatred. The same conversation that has transformed the state of Florida into the ultimate basketball state.

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11 Great Moments in the Colorful History of Craig Sager and His Technicolor Suits

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Craig Sager.

He is an iconic and ubiquitous presence during the NBA Playoffs every year.

This guy seemingly has it all: the looks, the brains, the crisp and confident voice. We hear and see him every time we watch playoff basketball on TNT as he reports on the sidelines.

And boy do we ever see him, courtesy of his cadre of colorful suits. I mean heck, if you ask me, this guy deserves to be in these commercials and on the cover of GQ at least once, no?

Well, this article is solely dedicated to the man and all the smooth and stylish apparrel he rocks on national televison.  Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the 10 Greatest Moments in the Colorful History of Craig Sager’s Suits.

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10 Reasons to LOVE Charles Barkley

We’ve all seen him play ball with the Suns. We’ve seen him play against MJ in the Finals. We’ve never seen him win an NBA ring, but we’ve seen him get into it with Shaq.

We have also seen him host TNT’s Overtime, and we’ve seen him with D-Wade and Dwight on T-Mobile commercials. We’ve seen him race at an NBA-All Star game, and lose to a senior citizen.

Yes, we’ve seen Charles Barkley all over the place. So what’s not to love about Sir Cumference?

Here are 10 reasons, why we should all appreciate NBA great Charles Barkley:

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Link of the Day: Before DUI Stop, Charles Barkley Was Driving to Get Blow Job

More and more word continues to leak about Charles Barkley and his arrest on suspicion for DUI a coupleCharles Barkley Wanted a Blow Job nights ago. Unfortunately for Barkley, none of the new information makes things look any better from his perspective.

In fact, it is starting to look a whole lot worse. Information has now been leaked to The Smoking Gun that includes some pretty outrageous comments made by Barkley on the night he was arrested. And those comments include Barkley’s statement that he was on his way to get a blow job when he was pulled over. So while this story is obviously awful news for Charles Barkley and his bosses at TNT, it does provide us with our Link of the Day, courtesy of Deadspin: “Charles Barkley: I Was Gonna Drive Around the Corner and Get a Blow Job

In the description on the homepage, posting author A.J. Daulerio says “it is easily one of the most fascinating/disturbing/mind-blowing things you’ll ever read.” I won’t give away the farm because the goal of this post is to actually encourage you to visit Deadspin to read more, but here is one tasty little excerpt:

The officer continues: “He asked me to admit that she was ‘hot.’ He asked me, ‘You want the truth?’ When I told him I did he said, ‘I was gonna drive around the corner and get a b**w job. He then explained that she had given him a ‘b**w job’ one week earlier and said it was the best one he had ever had in his life.”

Hopefully you enjoy the Link of the Day. Now onto some more good links from around the web and blogosphere:

40 is my favorite/lucky number, but not like this – (Tirico Suave)

Scott Pioli on the clock for the Browns – (Cleveland Plain-Dealer)

HHR to be next head coach of the Jets? – (Hugging Harold Reynolds)

Who are the candidates for the Chiefs GM position? – (Arrowhead Pride)

How will Ohio State stop Colt McCoy? – (Bucknuts)

Quick Hits: Charles Barkley DUI Arrest – Bill Cowher Did Not Want to Coach Brett Favre

Charles Barkely DUI ArrestCame across a couple of stories this morning that I will post real quick on a busy morning.

First, TMZ broke the story (which I found at Deadspin) that Charles Barkely was arrested on suspicion of DUI last evening. According to the TMZ report, Barkley was arrested at a DUI checkpoint by the Gilbert County Police in Arizona and has his blood tested at the scene. He was reportedly released a short time later and took a taxi home.

No word yet on whether or Charles Barkley is claiming his was pulled over because of his race. And I realize that is probably an unnecessary cheap shot, but it does give me a chance to link you to our article from a week’s ago when Barkley accused Auburn of not hiring Turner Gill because he is black; an opinion with which I agreed. In fact, from the looks of the picture at TMZ, Barkley seemed pretty cooperative…and intoxicated.

The other story I found interesting was that not only has Bill Cowher turned down the New York Jets’ offer to become their head coach, he did so in large part because he did not want to coach Brett Favre.Bill Cowher Did Not Want to Coach Brett Favre

According to a New York Post story that I found at SI.com’s FanNation, Bill Cowher did not want to coach Brett Favre and wanted assurances from the Jets that Favre would not be the quarterback in 2009. Cowher also reportedly wanted to bring in his own personnel people. Without assurances that these two things would happen, talks between Cowher and the Jets never moved past the preliminary stage.

That’s it for now. I’ll be back in a few hours with any updates on the Cleveland Browns coaching search. Randy Lerner is apparently set to interview both Scott Pioli and Eric Mangini. And once again I will reiterate to Randy Lerner: Say no to Mangini!

Charles Barkley Comments on Auburn Hiring Gene Chizek: It’s About Race

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Charles Barkley Comments on Auburn Hiring Gene ChizekWe will take a quick step outside of the immediate realm of Midwest sports for a story that is interesting and thought-provoking no matter what area of the country you live in.

Charles Barkley has made his feelings known about his alma mater hiring Gene Chizek, and Sir Charles is none too pleased. I can’t say I fault him one bit for his displeasure, but more on that in a second.

First, the comments of Charles Barkley, as reported by ESPN.com:

“I think race was the No. 1 factor. You can say it’s not about race, but you can’t compare the two resumes and say [Chizik] deserved the job. Out of all the coaches they interviewed, Chizik probably had the worst resume.”

A quick note of background: Gene Chizek, Buffalo coach Turner Gill (who is black), and Ball State coach Brady Hoke all were reported to have interviewed for the opening at Auburn. Gene Chizek was the defensive coordinator at Auburn back in 2004 when the Tigers finished 13-0 and were ranked second in the nation. In two seasons as the head coach at Iowa State, Chizek compiled a 5-19 record, which included an 0-8 conference record this season.

Turner Gill, the former Nebraska quarterback, led the Buffalo Bulls to an 8-5 record this season that included an upset of previously unbeaten Ball State in the MAC title game. Gill’s opponent in that game was Brady Hoke, who has reportedly agreed to become the new head coach at San Diego State.

According to the ESPN report, Charles Barkley said that he spoke with Turner Gill before Gill’s interview with Auburn.

“We talked about the whole race thing in Alabama,” Barkley said. “I told him it’s there and it’s going to be anywhere you go. I told him you can’t not take the job because of racism. He was worried about being nothing more than a token interview. He was concerned about having a white wife. It’s just very disappointing to me.”

Barkley also said, “I’m just very disappointed. I just thought Turner Gill would be the perfect choice for two reasons: He’s a terrific coach and we needed to make a splash. I thought we had to do something spectacular to bring attention to the program. Clearly, if we’d hired a black coach, it would have created a buzz.”

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Charles Barkley also discussed other questionable hiring by Auburn University in the past, including the hiring of Jeff Lebo to be the men’s basketball coach five seasons ago. Mike Davis, Jeff Capel, and Mike Anderson (all three of whom are black) were all among those considered for the job. Jeff Lebo, who is white, was the person chosen for the job, much to Barkley’s dismay.

“Out of all the basketball coaches they interviewed, they picked the only one who hadn’t been to the NCAA tournament,” Barkley said.

Charles Barkley is not alone in his disgust at the hiring of Gene Chizek by Auburn, and a lot of people are upset not just because of race, but because they simply feel that Gene Chizek was not the best candidate for the job. The following video has been making the rounds of sports blogosphere today, so I figured we might as jump on the bandwagon and show it too. It’s an Auburn giving Gene Chizek a not-so-warm welcome to town.

(If you using IE and just see a white space, here is the link.)

Now for a little commentary. I’ve seen a lot of people jumping on Charles Barkley for “playing the race card again,” but I personally feel like he has got a pretty good point on this one.

I think this whole story is disgusting for a reasons. First off, I am sure that Gene Chizek’s Auburn ties weighed heavily in their decision to hire him, but how can he be seen as an improvement over Tommy Tuberville? Tuberville had compiled a 6-1 record over Alabama in the last 7 seasons, and presided over that undefeated, second-ranked team in 2004, when Chizek was his assistant. Somehow, during the time in which Chizek compiled a 5-19 record in the Big 12 North (the weaker of the two Big 12 conferences) he became a better Tommy Tuberville - Replaced by Gene Chizek at Auburncandidate for the job than Tommy Tuberville? Please. Auburn must think its fans and fans of college football are idiots to try to pass off that hire as a good decision. Sure, Auburn struggled a bit the past two seasons, but how can you justify firing Tommy Tuberville to bring in someone who is so clearly less qualified for the job?

The most disgusting aspect of the story, however, is a microcosm of the most disgusting (can you tell I think it’s disgusting?) and ugly truth about college football: despite the overwhelming majority of college football players being African-American, there are only four…FOUR…African-American head coaches in Division 1 (Football Bowl Subdivision) college football: recently hired New Mexico coach Mike Locksley, Turner Gill at Buffalo, Randy Shannon at the U, and Kevin Sumlin at Houston. Ron Prince and Ty Willingham were fired recently, while Sylvester Croom resigned at Mississippi State.

College football, and the good old boy network that runs it, has to be the most hypocritical bunch back slapping schmucks running any of the major sports in America. They rail against a playoff system by hiding behind a viel of “academic integrity”, yet they will pimp out the players for every last dollar they can make. African-American student athletes provide the backbone upon which the Great College Football Cash Cow is built, yet when it comes time to select qualified African-Americans to lead the programs, choices are made like a coach with a 5-19 record.

Now look, I am not saying that Auburn specifically made this choice because of race. I respect the opinion of Charles Barkley, but I don’t think you can look at each coach hiring individually and make a definitive judgment from a vantage point like I have, which is waaay on the periphery. However, taken in totality, the hiring record of college football is atrocious. Look at Notre Dame. They fired Ty Willingham after four seasons to bring in Charlie Weis and gave him a ridiculously big contract. After four seasons, with a worse record than Willingham, Weis is kept on as coach. Again, I’m not saying that this specific case is absolutely racism, but there a symptoms present that are indicative of a systemic disease that plagues college football.

I do not know the people who made the decision to hire Gene Chizek; and who knows, maybe he will be a great coach. But Charles Barkley is right when he says that Auburn had an opportunity to really make a difference by hiring a black coach to a school, and to a region, where such a choice would have been something of a surprise. Because therein lies the rub. Gene Chizek’s hiring was surprising because of hisCharles Barkley Comments on Turner Gill Passed Over for Gene Chizek By Auburn utter failure at Iowa State. Unfortunately, the bigger surprise would have been Auburn stepping up to the plate and giving an African-America coach like Turner Gill a chance at one of the top 20 or so college football coaching jobs in America.

It is not really fair to single out Auburn, because they are just doing what so many other college football programs have done before: passing over the opportunity to make a difference to make the same old tired choice of another white retread to be head coach. One of these days, perhaps we will get to a point where the choice of a guy like Gene Chizek is the surprise. The saddest part about this whole story is that Auburn’s choice was to be expected.

Change and equality of opportunity in college football will only come about when schools like Auburn are willing to step out of their caucasian-hued comfort zone and make the hiring of the Turner Gills of the coaching world the norm, as opposed to the extremely rare exception. Kudos to New Mexico for hiring Mike Locksley, and kudos in retrospect to Mississippi State for hiring Sylvester Croom. Croom may not have succeeded in the long term, but at least Mississippi State proved that they were willing to be a part of the solution.

As opposed to Auburn, who merely proved that they are comfortable continuing to be a part of the problem.

(Update: Thanks for the tip JT. Deadspin just posted a piece about this story with a lot more detail, including a hypothesis apparently put forth by other SEC coaches that Turner Gill would never have a chance at the job not only because he is black, but because his wife is white. Additionally, the Iowa State players are apparently pretty peeved at Gene Chizek as well. Check out the story at Deadspin.)