Pete Rose Will Sit on You, But Refuses to Eat Your Hair
Pete Rose has been train wreck for a long time. And part of the reason why people cannot refuse to look away is the sad fact that Pete rarely realizes that the joke is on him.
As he is wont to do, Sacha Baron Cohen took that to the extreme.
Via SportsbyBrooks (via Chris Littmann at The Sporting Blog), we get never-before-aired footage of a scene from the movie Bruno that featured baseball’s all-time gambling hit king using laborers as a chair and taking issue with eating sushi off of a naked man.
(Whatever happens from here on out in my life, I will be forever thankful that I had the opportunity to write that sentence.)
Video after the jump. And yes, it is as hilariously horrific as it sounds.
