@JimIrsay Tweets of the Day: How Jim impacted the new season of American Idol and why Steven Tyler is a wanker

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Twitter has done many things since it exploded onto the scene a couple of years ago. From the perspective of a die-hard, obsessive sports fan like myself, one of the great effects of Twitter has been to give us peeks behind the curtain, so to speak, at what our favorite athletes and sports figures are like.

Well, there is perhaps no more entertaining and off-the-rails curtain to peek behind than that of Indianapolis Colts owner Jim Irsay. He joined the micro-blogging site not too long ago and quickly became a prolific, must-follow tweeter. Knowing a little something about Irsay’s backstory – especially his indefatigable love of music – will help you to put his tweets into context. This quick Irsay biography tells you all you need to know.

The @JimIrsay Tweet(s) of the Day is our daily (for the most part) segment that celebrates the most compelling of Irsay’s tweets. In today’s episode, Jim regales us with tales of a talk he had with Steven Tyler, formerly of Aerosmith and now of American Idol, and why the famous singer is actually a “wanker.”

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The Indianapolis Colts are Keith Hernandez

Remember the episode of Seinfeld when Keith Hernandez convinces himself to make a play on Elaine because he is Keith Hernandez? That line was immortalized in a hilarious voice-over and to this day is used by pop-culture turd fergusons to refer to someone who basically thinks they can do whatever the hell they want.

Well, the Indianapolis Colts are proving this season that – at least in their owns minds – they are Keith Hernandez.

The first example of this was when the Colts whipped out their Odens during the final two weeks of the season and pissed all over an opportunity for an undefeated season.

The latest example, which has been leaking out today, is that the Colts who were elected to the Pro Bowl may boycott the event altogether.

Say it with me now Indianapolis: we’re Keith Hernandez.

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The Colts’ Self-Inflicted PR Problem

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So I am walking around every corner of downtown the past four hours, doing tours, meetings, getting lunch, observing, chatting with football fans, etc, and all I see are Ravens fans.

AirTran added 3 extra flights from Baltimore yesterday to accommodate demand. Many are quite pleased to get “inexpensive seats.”

Realize Baltimore has a VERY small fan-base, and the Colts have every game sold out.

Therefore what happened?

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Wes Welker Injury Update: MRI Necessary, But ‘Serious’ Knee Injury Feared (Video)

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Somewhere in snowy New York, once they came in out of the Buffalo cold and their faces thawed enough to allow movement, Bill Polian and Jim Caldwell must have smiled a small “I told you so” smile to themselves.

The reason is the knee injury suffered today by Patriots’ WR Wes Welker, which is feared to be “serious”.

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Line of the Day (Week? Month? Year?) From Jason Whitlock

The excerpt that follows is, unquestionably, the line of the day today in sports writing. It might be the line of the week…the month…or perhaps even the year. But lest hyperbole get the best of me and defeat the genius of time and perspective, I’ll stick with simply calling it the line of the day.

Either way, it is equal parts perfect analogy and terrifically funny.

And it involves mocking Curtis Painter. Brilliant!

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NFL Power Rankings – Week 17: Requiem for an Undefeated Season

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Well all, it’s here.

This is the final Power Rankings of the Year, and with it comes major shake-ups to the top Five, as the last of the undefeateds have fallen.

I want to thank all of my readers for your support through this season, and I look forward already to next season’s power rankings.

(On a special side note, congrats go to Cleveland for winning their third straight. Perhaps mentioning them in my Power Rankings has been good luck for the Browns; perhaps Mike Holmgren needs to be made aware of this and he could send a little compensation my way :-D.)

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Two More Reasons to Hate Colts Fans: Petulance and Patriots Envy

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This has gotten ridiculous.

Colts fans (for whom we previously counted down reasons why they suck) have officially lost all respectability with their reactions to Sunday’s 29-15 loss to the Jets.

While Sunday’s game caused some people to pop the cork on their champagne bottles in celebration (see: Shula, Don; Morris, Mercury; et al.), the Colts loss was still just their first of season.

GASP!

And now it has incited riot-like, idiotic reactions felt from South Bend to Evansville. Not to mention endlessly annoying national media coverage as they continued fielding emails from angry Colt fans on ESPN radio this morning. [Read more...]

Tony Dungy Retirement Rumors Escalate – Bob Kravitz Column Way Off Base

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Tony Dungy Retirement Rumors EscalateI actually have to get back to day job today, so updates will be a little more sparse. However, I’ve seen some news this morning regarding the escalating rumors of Tony Dungy’s possible retirement.

I have already gone on record as saying that I hope Tony Dungy does not retire. Bob Kravitz of the Indianapolis Star obviously disagrees with me; and from the looks of the comments section of the article, he disagrees with about 99% of the Colts fan base as well.

An email exchange I had with a major sports blog earlier today summed it up the best. I emailed them a link to Kravitz article as a tip, hoping they would post it so sports fans around the world could view Kravitz’s drivel and realize what sports fans in Indy have to put up with. Their response: “What a buffoon.” I couldn’t have said it any better myself.

One line in particular stood out to me in Kravitz’s article about Tony Dungy: “As much as we all respect and like the man, the numbers cannot be ignored.” Kravitz then follows this up by discussing Dungy’s disappointing playoff record. The truth though is that Kravitz is right, the numbers cannot be ignored, he was just right for a reason in opposition of his main point. Tony Dungy’s record as Colts head coach, the numbers, make it implausible for any Colts observer to say the franchise is better off without him. Six straight 12-win seasons, a plus-.750 winning percentage, a Super Bowl championship — the numbers are in Dungy’s favor, not working against him.

And, of course, Bob Kravitz seems to contradict himself by essentially saying that Colts fans would be stuck Indianapolis Star Columnist Bob Kravitz off base as Tony Dungy retirement rumors escalatewith Jim Caldwell, and that “the Colts should understand turning to Caldwell will be a tough sell.” Why then is it in the team’s best interest for Tony Dungy to go? If the already determined successor is “Tony Dungy Lite” and would prove a tough sell, how does the franchise improve by Tony Dungy leaving?

Is Bob Kravitz confusing anyone else? If I’m off base here, please tell me. My head was spinning after reading the Kravitz column because it just did not seem to make any coherent sense.

Mike Florio at ProFootballTalk has an interesting take on the issue, while claiming that sources around the Colts say its about 70-30 that Dungy will, in fact, retire:

In a city where the Colts often keep the primary newspaper in town on a choke chain, Kravitz (in our view) wouldn’t be sliding out onto that specific limb unless he already knows what Dungy is going to do.

Of course, there’s also a chance that Kravitz has gotten a nudge from G.M. Bill Polian, who might want to use the transition to a new head coach as cover for the team’s looming struggles in the last capped year under the current CBA, which for the Colts will be the day of reckoning after years of pushing cap dollars into future seasons.

I suppose a gentle nudge from Bill Polian might explain what I consider to be a pretty nonsensical article by Bob Kravitz, but I am having a hard time believing that would be true. Of course, Florio has posted some pretty unflattering remarks about Bill Polian in the past, much to the dismay of some Colts supporters. I’ll be honest and say that I don’t know enough about the situation to accurately comment; but the notion that a GM would give a “nudge” to a local columnist to write a negative article about the most successful coach in franchise history is, well, interesting. I’ll put it that way.

The Colts obviously have some questions heading into 2009, none more important than the status of their current head coach and if he will be there next season. As the Tony Dungy retirement rumors continue to escalate, I just hope we do not see any more stories like the one penned by Bob Kravitz. Tony Dungy deserves far more respect, and not just because he is a good and decent man; but because he is without the question the best person to lead the Colts as head coach for next season. Colts fans and interested observers like myself are anxiously awaiting his final decision, and hopefully we don’t have to sift through any more Kravitzesque drivel while keeping up with the latest Tony Dungy updates.

What do you think? Is Bob Kravitz off base in his criticism of Tony Dungy?

Are the Indianapolis Colts better off without Tony Dungy as head coach?

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