NFL “Suck 4 Luck” Power Rankings: Week 9

suck-for-luck-power-rankings-week-14

After another Sunday of NFL action, which “professional” football teams are putting themselves in the best position to draft Andrew Luck and guarantee themselves at least 8 out of the next 10 Super Bowls? As we do every week, we’ll break it down for you right here in the Suck 4 Luck Power Rankings.

NFL “Suck 4 Luck” Power Rankings: Week 8

tony-sparano-suck-for-luck-power-rankings-week-8

After a quick review of the stakes, let’s take our weekly look at how the suckiest of the sucky stack up in the race to suck to the lucky bottom of this year’s NFL standings.

NFL “Suck 4 Luck” Power Rankings: Week 7

suck-for-luck-power-rankings-week-14

Even though this post series’ namesake likely thinks we’re idiots for continuing to post it, post we will. Here are the top contenders for Andrew Luck with Week 6 nearly in the books.

NFL “Suck 4 Luck” Power Rankings: Week 6

suck-for-luck-power-rankings-week-14

Week 5 is almost in the books, with just the highly anticipated Lions-Bears Monday night matchup left to play. Since neither of those teams will be bad enough this season to even come close to the #1 pick, there is no need to wait on tonight’s result to post the latest edition of the “Suck 4 Luck” Power Rankings.

NFL Power Rankings Week 5 – “Drunk Girls Alone At The Bar” Edition

drunk-girl-power-rankings

In this week’s NFL Power Rankings, Drew Lange ranks every team from 1-32, explains his reasoning for not liking teams adding pink to their uniforms during October, and provides useful advice about drunk girls alone at bars.

NFL “Suck 4 Luck” Power Rankings: Week 5

suck-for-luck-power-rankings-week-14

Another week of football players on football teams playing National Football League football games is in the books*, which means that it’s time to assess the carnage and see which teams are now best positioned in the yearlong “Suck 4 Luck” Sweepstakes.

Bradley to start for Cards

Update: Stewart Bradley will start at "Mike" linebacker Sunday with Daryl Washington (calf) inactive. Paris Lenon kicks from "Mike" to "Will," allowing Bradley to line up in his more natural position. 

Larry Fitz inks monsters deal

Update: According to ESPN's Adam Schefter, the Cardinals are set to sign Larry Fitzgerald to an eight-year, $120 million contract extension that includes close to $50 million guaranteed. The guaranteed money is the most ever given to a non-quarterb…

Larry Fitz inks monsters deal

Update: According to ESPN's Adam Schefter, the Cardinals are set to sign Larry Fitzgerald to an eight-year, $120 million contract extension that includes close to $50 million guaranteed. The guaranteed money is the most ever given to a non-quarterb…

Beanie to start in Arizona

Update: Cardinals head coach Ken Whisenhunt indicated that running back Beanie Wells is the clear starter in the Cardinals backfield following the Tim Hightower trade. "To say this is a make or break season is a little premature," said Whiz. …

Cards after WR Edwards

Update: Mike Jurecki of XTRA Phoenix reports that the Cardinals are "working on a deal" with free agent Braylon Edwards.  Adding Edwards alongside Larry Fitzgerald would give new starting quarterback Kevin Kolb some very heavy fire power…

Heap signs with Arizona

Update: ESPN is reporting that the Cardinals agreed to terms with TE Todd Heap on a two-year contract.  Heap has had to battle some injuries the past few years, but he is still a very solid tight end when healthy.  
 

And the obvious #1 NFL sleeper team for 2011 is…

ken-whisenhunt

The Arizona Cardinals! Come on down! Not only do they play in the NFC West, the most wide open conference in the NFL, but they also benefit from finishing fourth in said division last year, making their schedule that much easier. Now if they can just get a QB…

Agreement in principle reached

Update:  ESPN is reporting that the players will reportedly receive 48 percent of "all revenue" under the framework of the labor deal currently being discussed. NFLPA chief DeMaurice Smith insists the players only saw 53 percent of the r…

4 year vets to be unrestricted

Update: ESPN's Adam Schefter reports on Twitter that all players with at least four years of service time will be unrestricted free agents under the labor agreement currently being discussed.  This would impact in excess of 500 current players…