Jay Cutler Dominates: Cutler’s Dog Walking Adds New Level to His Badassery

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The idea of a full-grown male walking a purse-sized dog in public was once thought as completely unmanly. Not anymore, people.

Jay Cutler Dominates: A Modest Proposal For A ‘Jay Cutler Show’

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If there’s a show about how awesome Tim Tebow is, like First Take on ESPN, why isn’t there one for how awesome Jay Cutler is?

Jay Cutler and the Chicago Bears Dominate…NFL Bounties and Gregg Williams

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Bears fans first reactions to hearing that Gregg Williams put out a bounty on Jay Cutler may be one of anger towards Williams, and I don’t blame them, but you have to look at the bigger picture. Did Williams and his team (the Saints at the time) succeed in injuring Cutler? No, they did not. Who did succeed in injuring Jay Cutler? None other than the Chicago Bears themselves!

Jay Cutler Dominates: Listen up, Packers Fans. It’s not going to be all right. Jay Cutler won’t allow it.

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Earlier in the week, fellow MSF writers and diehard Green Bay Packer fans, Amanda Lawson and Chris Calloway wrote an article to abate any sad feelings Packer fans might have had over their embarrassing loss to the New York Giants last weekend. All of their statements were signs of repressed acceptance that your favorite team sucks…and Jay Cutler dominates.

Jay Cutler Dominates: Despite Absence, Jay Cutler’s Dominance Lives On In Generosity, Eloquence, and Shredded Muscles

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Tyler Juranovich has been documenting and showcasing Jay Cutler’s dominance for four months now, but the dominance has long preceded just the last four months.

Jay Cutler Dominates: Are You Suffering From Jay Cutler Deficiency Disorder? I Am…

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After the Bears’ loss to the Seahwawks last Sunday, Tyler felt blue and decided to go to the doctors’ office to see what was wrong. The doctor said it was quite clear what he had: Jay Cutler Deficiency Disorder.

Jay Cutler Dominates: Celebrating The Many Faces And Inspiring Body Language Of Jay Cutler

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This post is a tribute to all the expressions and positive body language that only Jay Cutler could display so nicely, clearly, and inspirationally.

Jay Cutler Dominates: No Really…He Does

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In this week’s installment of “Jay Cutler Dominates”, Tyler ditches the humor and sarcasm to get a legitimate point across regarding Jay Cutler’s actual, underappreciated dominance.

Jay Cutler Dominates: Don’t Pay Forte, Pay Jay

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Enough with this “Pay Forte” stuff. It’s getting pretty old, and I believe it has no real merit. Instead, fans should rally around a much better and honorable slogan. “Pay Jay!”

Jay Cutler Dominates: Celebrating Jay’s Badass Move Of Telling Mike Martz to “F**k Off”

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Jay Cutler is no stranger to doing whatever he wants. Some bash him for it, but do you want to know why an All-State high school shortstop, basketball player, and football star, who’s destined for the Hall of Fame, can do whatever he wants? One reason: He’s Jay Cutler and he dominates.

Jay Cutler Dominates: Cutler vs Phil Rivers

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Back when Jay Cutler was dominating in Denver, he and San Diego Chargers’ quarterback Phillip Rivers had a rivalry brewing. Both would try to bring their team to a Super Bowl and both would fail miserably, but that doesn’t mean there wasn’t a winner.

Jay Cutler Dominates: Jay Cutler vs The NFL’s Best RBs

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Followers of Tyler Juranovich’s “Jay Cutler Dominates” column know that Jay dominates the QB position. But did you also know that he dominates even the best NFL running backs as a runner? It’s true. Here’s the proof.

Jay Cutler Dominates: Jay and Aaron Rodgers go H2H

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This week’s installment of “Jay Cutler Dominates” features an exclusive battle between Chicago Bears’ QB Jay Cutler and the Green Bay Packers’ Aaron Rodgers.

Jay Cutler Dominates: Celebrating Jay Cutler’s Week 2 Dominance Against the New Orleans Saints

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You would think that when the Chicago Bears lost to the New Orleans Saints 30-13 that ultra-famous and ultra-sexy Bears QB Jay Cutler wouldn’t be able to dominate. But you couldn’t be more wrong. In fact, I saw nothing but pure domination last Sunday.

Jay Cutler Dominates: Celebrating Jay Cutler’s Week 1 Dominance Against the Atlanta Falcons

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NFL football has returned, and do you what that means Chicago Bears fans? Watching yet another year of Jay Cutler dominating every single team, every single game, for 16 games…just like he did in Week 1 against Atlanta.