… an MLB manager’s job (the one you brought me last year didn’t fit). Signed, Bobby Valentine
… a hockey season. Signed, Gary Bettman
… a new place to play, where I really get to play. Signed, Tim Tebow
… Andy Reid’s job. Signed, Norv Turner
… Norv Turner’s job. Signed, Andy Reid
… any job. Signed, Ozzie Guillen
… healthy offensive linemen or more Ben Gay. Signed, Aaron Rodgers
… some respect (we think we’ve been good enough to deserve it). Signed, the Houston Texans
… a faster car and a slower temper. Signed, Kurt Busch
… a newer version of Shaq, but one who won’t require any credit. Signed, Kobe Bryant
… one, just one, weekend when all replay officials get all the calls right. Signed, Roger Goodell
… a new General Manager. Signed, Jerry Jones
… a home game or two after the regular season. Signed, Any Chicago Cubs fan
… a job with the Music City Rockettes, so kicking can make me some money instead of costing me. Signed, Ndamukong Suh
