Battle of the #Movember Mustaches: Does Jay Cutler or Aaron Rodgers Rock the Better ‘Stache?

The Chicago Bears and Green Bay Packers are currently fighting for first place in the NFC North division, but we must not let that get in the way of the real contest facing the teams this month.

Which of the teams’ star quarterbacks rocks the better Movember mustache?

Let’s take a look at the competing ‘staches and find out.

Jay Cutler’s Eff You ‘Stache

Cutler’s ‘stache is nothing out of the ordinary, but it is a solid ‘stache.

It’s very well-defined, and the added 5 o’clock shadow facial hair is a great addition that adds more character to the look.

The ‘stache makes Cutler look more intimidating, which he’ll need with the type of offensive line he has in front of him.

But what makes Cutler’s ‘stache so awesome is how natural it looks on him. Cutler told Waddle and Silvy on “The Jay Cutler Show” his mustache wasn’t going to look pretty, but I don’t see anything ugly about it.

Rating: 4 out of 5

Aaron Rodgers’ I-Love-Amanda-Lawson ‘Stache

Aaron Rodgers is no newbie to growing mustaches for Movember.

There was the creepy ‘stache that made him look like a pornstar. The following year Rodgers moved to a more slapstick look, showcasing a handlebars mustache.

But this year Rodgers opted for a more normal ‘stache, and I’m a little disappointed in that.

The ‘stache is still pretty awesome with all the mandatory qualities to be called a worthy Movember ‘stache, but it lacks any personality, which is odd coming from Rodgers, usually a friendly and entertaining character.

Score: 3 out of 5 

Which ‘stache do you think is better?

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And don’t forget to check out the Movember ‘stache ratings for participating MSFers.

About Tyler Juranovich

Tyler Juranovich is an Indiana native, a Ball State student, and a senior writer for MSF, where he's been writing about Chicago sports since 2009. His favorite teams are the Chicago Blackhawks and Bears. He's also a lover of reading, music, and movies. Follow him on Twitter (@tylerjuranovich) or email him at


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