The famous line from Jaws is, “We’re gonna need a bigger boat.”
In this case, apparently they’re gonna need a bigger dock.
I especially like how the lady screaming “It’s a shark! It’s a shark!” sounds like “It’s a shock! It’s a shock!” Indeed, it was both.
That’s the thing about sharks: the people on the dock were never in any danger, yet all of them were scared out of their minds. I know I would be.


Just when you thought it was safe to go into the water….. and it was not even the ocean…
where was this?
Bull Sharks have been know to go far up rivers. One was spotted as far north as St. Louis, on the Mississippi. Here is a related link.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/10/06/boy-catches-shark-in-fresh-water_n_998693.html