News Report: Michigan Woman Falls Off Pier While Texting; Indiana Woman Saves Her

Maybe it’s just one of those days, because this isn’t that funny, but I lost it when I heard the bearded guy say “…this appears to be a case of distracted strolling.”

hat tip to Reddit
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If only there were video of the actual tumble. Alas…

Anyway, now you know the difference between people from Michigan and people from Indiana. That is all. Carry on.

woman-texting-falls

THE PIER OF DOOM.

 



About Jerod Morris

I love words. I write for Copyblogger and founded MSF, The Assembly Call, & Primility. I practice yoga, eat well, & strive for balance. I love life. Namaste. Say hi on Twitter, Facebook, & G+.

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