Photo Story: “Bust Buddies” with Philip Rivers & Chris Johnson

Based on what they are being paid by their real life teams, and the production fantasy owners were expecting when they drafted them in the first two rounds, there have been no two bigger non-injury busts in fantasy football this season than Philip Rivers and Chris Johnson. (We’ll forgive Jamaal Charles and Peyton Manning for their season-ending injuries).

They are the stars of our latest photo story: “Bust Buddies”.


Note for my dad and others: if you are not up on your Internet memes, here is the definition of fffffuuuuuuu.

Update: If you enjoyed this photo story, you’ll probably enjoy the one posted next. It’s called “Sucks for Luck” and tackles the incessant Andrew Luck hype and the increasing probability of a very tough decision looming in Indianapolis.


Rivers, coming off of three straight outstanding fantasy seasons (at least 4,000 yards and 28 TDs in each one), is mired in a slump of epic proportions that was appropriately punctuated on Monday night when he let a road win over Kansas City literally slip right through his fingers.

Johnson’s awful play has perhaps been even more egregious considering his contentious holdout before the season started. He eventually got his money, but the Titans haven’t gotten anything close to what they paid for. The Panthers undoubtedly feel the same regarding their own recently paid and underperforming running back, DeAngelo Williams. (Meanwhile, Matt Forte continues to be ground into a pulp at the bargain price of $555K.)

As you can see, this entire situation was so easy to lampoon that it only took me 13 frames.

All joking aside, I know many of you fantasy owners have questions about what you should do with Rivers, Johnson, and DAW. I’ll try to get a post up tonight or tomorrow with a few extended thoughts on the matter, including what to expect from these 2011 turds moving forward, but in a nutshell you just have to hang tight. You can’t play them, but you can’t drop them, but you probably can’t trade them either. You just have to wait it out and hope they start to put up something close to their track record.

I know. It sucks. Such is life in fantasy football. There are always highly drafted, highly paid players who tank. This season it’s these guys. Bastards!


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  1. 1 bad year after three years of 4000+ yards passing. You hiys are a joke.

    • Hey, I'm not writing Rivers off yet. I still think he's a decent buy low candidate. BUT…regardless of what he's done the last three years, he's been a certifiable bust this year, both in real life and fantasy. Doesn't mean he can't turn it around, but facts are facts. He's been tremendous for three years, but he needs to pick it up and get it going to San Diego or any of his fantasy teams to do anything.

  2. Try having both of these morons on your fantasy team…..UGH along with Hillis (3 of my first 5 picks).

  3. Wow! I have all three of these guys on my team and expected them to be my top producers. Phillip Rivers is my #1 Fantasy QB (In our league, we get to keep four players from the previous year, and I have kept him and started him for four years.) Chris Johnson is my #1 RB (I drafted him in the fourth round before his rookie year, and have now had him for four years.) This year, in round #1 of our draft (again, in our league everyone gets to keep four players from the previous year) for my #2 RB I selected DeAngelo Williams! I won our league two years ago when Johnson broke Marshall Faulk’s total yards from scrimmage record, but this year I’m dead last in a fourteen team league!

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