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About Keith Mullett

Keith is an Ohio-based sports and pop culture junkie who began writing for MSF in June 2011. His ramblings about sports, music, movies and books can be further enjoyed by following him on Twitter @keithmullett.

In addition to his work for MSF, Keith operates a blog called Commercial Grade, in which he critiques television commercials from the perspective of the average viewer.

  • Ronnie Dobbs

    What about Teen Wolf? Warewolves can’t play basketball.

  • Keith Mullett

    I mentioned Teen Wolf in the opening. This list is for scenes that are supposed to be realistic, but turn out terribly unrealistic.

  • Drew

    Days of Thunder, Talladega Nights… There is no shifting, during racing, in any NASCAR event with the exception of road courses

  • Brandon C

    Was Rocky IV too unrealistic to make the cut? I loved the movie but Stallone and Lundgren traded about 500 punches that would have individually ended any real boxing match.

  • Harry Jarvis

    Per the previous argument, you should not have included "The Natural" as it is allegory, magical realism. We are not supposed to believe the fireworks were really caused by the ball hitting the lights, just that his redemption is complete and all is well with the world again.

  • Munn Selout

    Watch Lyotto Machida vs Randy Couture and tell the crane kick isn’t real.

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  • Keith Mullett

    Any Rocky movie could have made it, especially III or IV. I think Lundgren actually crow-hopped into some of those punches. Good call.

  • Chris Diller

    Sudden Death, Jean-Claude Van Damme pretends to be the Penguins goalie to escape the bad guy and ends up on the ice to make a save.

  • Jon C

    The Flying V would never work.

  • Robert Jones

    With regards to Tin Cup: A club I play golf at rather frequently (my dad's a member) actually has a plaque on the 10th hole where someone made a double-eagle from about 225 yd. (I can't remember the actual distance, but it's on the plaque.) Just goes to show that, while improbable, sinking shots from that distance is possible.

  • Reggie

    The uncalled flagrant fouls in Teen Wolf deserve some mention

  • Reggie

    In the end scene, where he’s not a werewolf

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  • Robert

    Did you read thr first part?

  • Brookdalepark

    A) The final play in "Lucas," which also should have been whistled dead long before Lucas got clobbered.

    B) C. Thomas Howell's winning point in the volleyball movie "Side Out." Carry the ball much?

  • Liam

    Here the real crane kick, UFC style.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsgorLszGkw&am…

  • Michael

    What about the last play in Remember the Titans? 75 yards on a reverse? With the quarterback making BOTH of the key downfield blocks at the end of the run? Especially with the other team having given up only 3 points the whole game to that point?

  • Keith Mullett

    Whoa, Side Out! Great call! This is why I said for people to leave omissions in the comments.

  • Keith Mullett

    The shot is possible, but under those circumstances (plopping 5 or 6 balls in the drink, needing to hole out to gain admission to next year’s U.S. Open) I’d say the chances are much more slim than doing it in anonymity.

  • Keith Mullett

    I feel like an idiot for not including this one, at least as an honorable mention. Well done.

  • nightfly

    Besides the incomplete pass by the QB in "The Program," there's also the church-quality silence when he shushes the crowd before the snap (yeah, right)… the guy "jumping" to try to knock down the ball (he gets about two inches off the ground and bends his legs at the knees to make it look like a Dwight-Clarkian leap)… the list goes on. No wonder there's that empty seat in the crowd. I'd have left early, too.

    My favorite unrealistic sports moment may not qualify, since it's pretty much the whole movie: "For Love of the Game," where Kevin Costner's character tosses a perfect game. There's just no way on earth, Kevin. Bless your heart, but there's no way.

  • http://www.realfakesports.com RFS

    There's no making out between rival drivers as they cross the finish line either.

  • wildman

    I would add "Mystery Alaska" to the list just for the fact that an NHL team would NEVER allow their million-dollar players to play in a competitive game like that.

  • Molette

    Quack Quack Quack. The entire series of Mighty Ducks movies.

  • Dave Iman

    This isn't a scene, but there is no way Eddie Harris could ever strike anyone out with that sweet windup of his.

    "You tryin' to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curve ball?!"

  • Erik

    Actually the hole-out from 235 is the least unrealistic thing about that scene from Tin Cup! The most ridiculous thing was his first shot that landed on the green and then spun back into the water as if he hit a wedge and not the 3 wood that he did hit and would've have never backed up like that. The hole-out was possible, the string-pull with a 3 wood – not so much.

  • Earman

    What about The Replacements? I know it's a comedy, but the game scenes were supposed to be realistic. My favorite was the Lucy and Charlie Brown field goal moment where Nigel breaks his arm on the whiff. The mob still woulda broke his kneecaps!

  • Mike

    Dennehy's backhand reminds me of this Stone Cold stunner
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LFu8ijfo-k

  • Ken

    The reverse at the end of Remember The Titans. I love that movie, but when the Marshall coach says "COVER DEEP! Watch the deep pass!" I lost it. Um, YA THINK? 75 yards on a reverse? If I'm the defensive coordinator, I'm in a prevent anyway, so 7 of my defenders would have been at least 35 yards off the ball anyway. Great movie, terrible ending. That play would have been more exciting from 20 yards out.

  • fordp

    Any sports movie where the big dramatic play is shown in slow motion, but the in-movie commentators are commenting at regular speed. A 6-second play somehow has 45 seconds of commentary over it.

  • james

    Billy Banks is where they go in the Last Boy Scout? No mention of the 150yd throw into the stands, in the turential rain, while injured, while riding a horse, thrown on dime, that stops a bullet?

  • Davon Smith

    Those are amazing. I'd love watch sorts scenes in movies. I love damage's scenes though it's not supposed to be a sports movie.

  • Caleb

    I can’t believe the scene when rocky literally runs up the mountain to get away from the KGB agents didn’t make the cut or get an honourable mention.

  • Caleb

    on foot

  • Guy Incognitus

    How about Iceland being a hockey juggernaut in D2: The Mighty Ducks? Or at one point a scoreboard says Trinidad & Tobago beat Canada 14-1. Somehow they even put a guy in a Trinidad & Tobago jersey on the poster.

  • Mike Mendez

    As previously noted, not just once but twice the Crane kick has been used to finish an opponent in MMA (UFC). Machida KO'd Randy Couture and Anderson Silva KO'd Vitor Belfort. Both fights are very recent. Crazy thing is for both fights, both fighters credit STEVEN SEGAL, for the move.

  • DeJordy

    The Natural had a deliberate air of the unreal in it.

  • Ryan

    What about the final hole from Happy Gilmore?

  • Bob

    Watch the Pros play on that course today… The slope is a lot more than it looks on TV, and it happends multiple times a round

  • Steve

    You can add the new Karate Kid movie in there with that little Smith kid doing a complete backflip while kicking his opponant in the face and then landing on the same leg. Ridiculous. Even more then the orginal Karate Kid.

  • Steve

    Nah, I believed the sparks show was caused by his ball hitting the lights. And i'll bet everyone else who saw the movie believed that too.

  • Rockstar4$

    What about the kid from Rookie of the Year breaking his arm on the field to correct his ligaments healing wrong and then striking out a MLB batter with a softball-esque floater?

    Goldie Hawn as a high school football coach in Wildcats? Or that fat guy jumping high enough to block a field goal?

    How about the scene in "Legend of Bagger Vance" when Walter Hagan walks out to what appears to be an estuary and hits the golf ball back onto the green? Wouldn't that have been out of bounds?

    In "The Greatest Game Ever Played", I'm pretty sure it'd have been impossible for Ted Ray to hit a golf ball through a dictionary-sized book. In a bar, while drunk, off a shot glass, no less.

    I know Forrest Gump isn't a sports movie, but the scene when the Alabama fans show the word "Stop" when Forrect is returning kickoffs for the Crimson Tide to stop him from running through and over the marching band. Like Forrest would look behind him to see them say stop.

  • Lucky Louie

    How in the world did ALL the Rocky movies get left out?

  • Desi

    Go back and watch Vision quest one of the best wrestling movies made. But the final scoring sequence is all wrong. Two points should have been given for the take down. the match would have been over.

  • PJ Book

    Is that Steve Nebraska? Sitting in the f***ing lights at the top of Yankee Stadium? Oh, right, he's just getting focused to strike out 27 players in a row. Awesome.

    Great point on the last Remember the Titans play. Made me puke all over that movie.

  • JakeOClubs

    Water hazards aren't out of bounds and you can always play them where they lie. That he went out there and hit it is plausible, they go down to the seaside at Pebble Beach. The part that is terrible in that movie is when the fictional Bobby Jones tells Junah to not call himself for hitting a moving ball. The problem with this is that Jones had this happen to him in the US Open and nobody saw it except him. How then do I know it happened if no one saw it? Because Bobby called it on himself. It was a one stroke penalty and he ended up in a playoff he lost. A writer complimented him on his action and Jones said, "you might as well praise me for not robbing banks." Incidentally his playing partner was Walter Hagen. That is the worse than the stupid Tin Cup shot.

  • Loosje

    And what do I need to put in my racecar to be able to out run Jamie McMurry to the finish line, in reverse?

  • seriously

    wow no Rocky?? but yeah i mean rocky is way more beleivable then tin cup

  • Kat

    I don't think he was implying that the crane kick's not real (thing's freaking devastating when delivered well), just that no one would have walked into one like that, especially against an opponent with such limited mobility.

  • kristenlea47

    This is the worst list ever made. Seriously. Think of more movie most people haven't seen and put them on this list.

  • Peck

    First off the ruling for that being an incomplete pass was created in the NFL in the AFC championship game featuring the Raiders in the Patriots. Basically the original Brady rule. By the rule of the time it would have been a fumble because he was pulling the ball. You need to take the historical context of the movie.

  • Mike

    Ummmm… They are MOVIES! They are all fictional stories meant to emit a certain emotion from the audience. If you want real or believable then go watch a documentary or see a real sporting event.

  • Animal

    I think it was The Sandlot where Benny tells Smalls to put his glove up and he hits a fly ball right into it. Never in a million years…

  • mmmmmmmm

    Invictus' portrayal of rugby was pretty atrocious.

  • Deion

    For #10 have you not seen Virginia Tech Football for the past ten years? That happenend like 5 times a game every game. Except for the “fumble”…

  • Clay

    For those of you that commented on Happy Gillmore/Mighty Ducks/Talladega Nights….. WHAT PART OF COMEDIES DON'T COUNT did you not understand?

    You talked about Karate Kid part 1 but what about two and three where he fought a ninja in a death match and a hired assasin???????

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  • Rexman55

    How about Tom Selleck in "Mr. Baseball" or Bernie Mac in "Mr. 3000"

  • choritzo

    "Airborne", had too many impossible plays for "Moon Doggie" to do.

  • RPerry

    How about the beach volleyball scene in Top Gun where Maverick leaves the group of shirtless guys and goes on a sort-of date with a woman?

  • RLW

    The course they played was in Calf. and the beach is open to the hole not out of bounds. Same as pebble beach when Tom Waston hit his shot from the beach a few years back !

  • Izzy

    Gladiator = most ridiculous thing I've ever seen. Throwing a Raggedy-Anne doll out of the ring would have looked more realistic.

  • Kato

    Karate Kid II was way more unrealistic. He has to fight a man to the death for the glory of love. Everyone knows, in the Far East, the glory of love usually costs less than $100. Hardly something to kill over.

  • matty

    Best comment on the board yet. Nice wedge from 235… must have been the 75 degree slant of the green.

  • http://twitter.com/B34R51 @B34R51

    I guess that POCONO is a road course as is INDY as is Martinsville and when did you drive?

  • keithmullett

    That one was my personal favorite. I laugh hysterically every time I see it.

  • keithmullett

    I had it on my list mainly because Tom Cruise is like 5'6" and supposedly is able to spike a volleyball. I left it out because Slider was a surprisingly competent volleyball player.

  • coop

    No, include the fumble too. Tyrod Taylor has pulled this sort of stunt numerous times. Fact!

  • Adam

    Actually at Pocono some drivers choose to shift in turn three (not a road course).

  • Adam

    In 2010 Carl Edwards after being wrecked on the last lap actually ran across the finish line. on foot.

  • GuilinChina

    Okay, I'm a little older than most here I suppose. But did anyone ever see "Fear Strikes Out?" Tony Perkins (Psycho) played troubled 50's Red Sox shortstop Jimmy Piersall. It was an interesting story, but there was one big problem: Perkins couldn't even throw a basebal. To say he "threw like a girl" would be an affront to women.
    Every sports scene involving Perkins was totally unbelievable.

  • Dan

    You're a freakin' retard if you're comparing the kick Anderson Silva delivered to Vitor Belfort to the crane kick scene in "The Karate Kid". Nowhere will you find anyone with any iota of credibility in the world of MMA who would call the front kick of Anderson Silva a "Crane" kick.

  • Dan

    Ok, I'm a bit buzzed, so I apologize for stating that it's not called a crane kick, when it is, however that does not negate the point of comparing it to the "Karate Kid" scene…

  • Andy

    Actually, I heard that in that particular scene, the volleyball net was lowered so that Tom C would not look that short.

  • Lex

    seriously? UFC? UFC isn't any more realistic than the crap on this list. anyone who's ever been in a fight should be able to easily recognize that all but maybe 2 or 3 punches and kicks in each match are pulled. they do just enough every now and then to draw blood. compare the injuries professional boxers get to the injuries UFC "fighters" get and then think about the different gloves they use. if you cant figure out just from the glove size compared to the injuries that its largely fake, then you need some help.

  • http://wedgesnotebook.blogspot.com wedge

    This could really be one of the laziest sports articles I have ever read….and I've even read some of Mitch Albom's stuff when he pretends that he has ever seen a hockey game.

  • Aaron

    rocky was the worst boxing movie ever, he gets his but kicked in every last one then some how he comes back to win. yeah right.

  • Aaron

    you got to leave happy gilmore alone that was a bleeping comedy

  • Augustman

    Speak for yourself man!

  • Augustman

    Movies are movies, they do things for sensationalism. If you want the real thing go to the real world….just like that crazy college student who is in Libya to experience war first hand….

  • Joe B

    How about "Fear Strikes Out". Tony Perkins throws like a girl, runs like a girl and swings like a person who never saw a bat. The most unathletic actor ever. Jimmy Pearsall is rolling over in his grave.

  • Collins

    That wasnt a crane kick in that fight it was a front kick similiar but different. A front kick is actually used whereas a crane kick is utter bs.

  • JoeBlo

    Mighty Ducks and the infamous Flying V or Flying Wedge or whatever the heck it was called that they did.
    Of course in the same movie, you cannot forget the knuckle puck either.
    I understand its a kid movie but what a laugh.
    The hardest part I have coaching kids in hockey is to absolutely forget EVERYTHING you ever saw in the Mighty Ducks movie.

  • Jocko

    Doesnt college football have a rule that you cannot advance a fumble?

  • Josh

    Transporter 2 the car flip can anbody really predict that the car is gonna do a flip and knock a bomb off by hitting a freakin crane hook just right and land perfectly without any damage to the car whatsoever Bo and Luke Duke eat your heart out see what a European car can do with half the horsepower of the General Lee !!!!

  • eric

    dude the fact that you know that confirms my thoughts of nascar fans.. they get no pussy

  • perkite

    Rocky has some of the most unrealistic boxing scenes ever. Stallone at times just takes punch after punch without putting his gloves up.

  • Kevin Costner

    your wrong about Tin Cup, he took a 12 idiot. You must not play golf! And the Natural, what the hell are you thinking. You never seen a walk off homer!!!

  • Shyalud

    You got Served

  • Barupi

    That rule wasn't created in that game, just applied. It was already a written rule.

  • MsFit

    Hey, all I can say is that's Hollywood. Many movies don't require the watcher to think too hard or have a critical eye. They are supposed to entertain you and hook into your dreams. They lack reality so the little wins, the not so physically gifted scores, the wallflower scores the stud or studette etc. When you go to a magic show do you allow yourself to be entertained or do you miss most of the show because you try and figure out the tricks. As for me, I lead a rich fantesy life. Everyday reality mostly bites.

  • BigRed99

    And the funny thing about that movie is the fact that it was loosely based off of the 1987 Washington Redskins.

  • roy l

    we used to do the flying v with my tournament teams (from 12-u thru 17-u) when we were close to mercy-ing the other team. opposing teams hated us, but we had to do something to entertain ourselves when smashing other teams.

  • Anne

    1992's 'The Cutting Edge' The final skate includes a throw and catch that would not be possible

  • David Lafleche

    Conversely, the MOST realistic sports movie was "The Bad News Bears." (The superior 1976 original, not the crummy Billy Bob Thornton remake.)
    The scenes with Vic Morrow were downright chilling. The way he used negative reinforcement to goad his team (KIDS, mind you!): "If you lose this game, you'll have to live with it the rest of your life!" In the big game scene, the bratty pitcher picks a fight with the fat catcher, then tries to bean him. Morrow rushed out and SLAPPED the pitcher (his own kid!) to the ground.
    Yes, Little League parents often DO act like cold-blooded, overly-competitive JERKS. And the movie wisely portrayed the "Yankees" (Little League team) as arrogant, hateful and hated…just like the "real" Yankees.

  • David Lafleche

    Oh, and I might also add that "Tanner Boyle," the Bears shortstop, was a mean, potty-mouthed, racist dirtbag. Just about every line he had contained a racial epithet. He behaved EXACTLY like former major leaguer Ben Chapman, who vehemently objected to Jackie Robinson (black) and Hank Greenberg (Jewish) "integrating" baseball, and shamelessly said so to their faces.

  • Brian

    What about any basketball scene from White Men Can't Jump? OK. don't count the scene where Sydney is tanking on purpose. Every other time it's like the Washington Generals are stunt doubling for the losing team.

    Then there is Remember the TItans where "Sunshine" ducks under the middle linebacker's rush, and that, basically a fall from 4-5 ft in full protective gear, somehow knocks the kid out of the game.

    Finally, Top Gun. Everyone knows Tom Cruise is too short to spike a volleyball if he were buck-a naked and jumping off a trampoline. In the sand wearing jeans … no chance. Then they all, at some point, dive into the sand to save the ball. Yet seconds later, oiled up as they are, not a grain of sand on them. But mainly it's just general principle. This scene is so disturbing it needs to be on any list of sports dishonor.

  • David Lafleche

    Raider fans went to the Superdome for the Bowl game. Patriots announcer Gil Santos was accosted by a Raiders fan, who said, "You guys don't deserve to be here!"
    Santos replied, "Oh, yeah? Well, I remember that playoff game in 1976, and YOU guys didn't deserve to win THAT! Payback's a bitch, ain't it?"

  • Brian

    All right fine. If that's your attitude, "evoke" is the word you were looking for, not "emit." "Emit" is something you do. For example, the commenter emitted the usual comment-board, douchebag point of view. "Evoke" is something that is inspired in others.

    And, ummmm … this is a blog post and comment section. It is meant to inspire a discussion and hold interest.

  • ruthlessonfurburger

    How about "The Scout", with Albert Brooks and Brendan Frasier? A perfect game with 27 strike outs? come on!!!

  • Steve too.

    The worst thing about the ending to "The Natural" was the entire ending. It had absolutly nothing to do with how the novel on which it was based ended. In it, Hobbs took the dive. Disappointed all of the children of the world and was banned from baseball and all of his records stricken from the books. That is a lessen that kids need to be taught about cheating. Not that if you hit the ball into the lights setting off a fireworks display that all will be right with the world.

  • John

    I hit driver to a 315 yd. par 4 hole landed on the fly backed it up 10 ft. It's possible.

  • DUDE

    Are you high? Or some type of conspiracy theorist? Boxers get knocked down, have time to gather themselves, get back up, get pummeled on some more, go down, get up etc. Of course boxers generally show more damage, MMA fiights are stopped before their brains have a chance to get scrambled, the first time the fighter gets knocked out. Have you ever been choked out? Or received an arm bar? You can win a fight without ever even throwing a punch

  • CallmeLennie

    Love the halftime scene in "Remember The Titans" when defensive Will Patton asks Denzel for assistance because "Ed Henry (the opposing coach) is kicking my ass" Ri-i-i-i-ght! The score is 7-0, which by anyone's measurement, is a shootout. The defense is getting it's ass kicked becaus it gave up 7 points; meanwhile, the offense has everything well in hand on it's way to being shut out. Kee-rist. Look, if you want to have that scene at halftime, make the score 24-7. Now, the defense really is getting it's ass kicked

  • Gbaker

    Hey Joe B, I can't disagree with you on Anthony Perkins, but the last I saw, Jimmy Pearsall is alive and well and still sticking it to the Man!

  • Scott

    They didn't use the crane kick. They used a standard front kick. Both work because both fighters leave open a straight line to the chin. In Machida's case he faked before kicking. Machida also greated his father not just Steven Stegal

  • Scott

    Tom Cruise is to short to spike a volleyball? By that logic I guess Spud Webb shouldn't have been able to dunk a basketball, but some how he one at least one slam dunk competition.

  • keithmullett

    In the U.S. Open? After plunking a few in the water and with a spot in next year's U.S. Open field dependent upon that shot falling? The circumstances as well as the actual event are what makes it unrealistic.

  • keithmullett

    Hit the nail on the head, Steve too.

  • keithmullett

    I missed that one. Completely my fault. I have no excuses, so I offer an apology instead. That might have been the most ridiculous movie in history, sports scenes or not.

  • keithmullett

    Good call on The Replacements. I considered it but ultimately left it off the list. Definitely unrealistic, though.

  • keithmullett

    How am I wrong? I never mentioned how many strokes he took. I actually do play golf, including 4 years of high school golf. I think most would agree that the homer in the Natural was a little more than your standard walk-off. I'm sorry you're mad that your movie career has fallen off, Kevin, but don't blame me for Waterworld.

  • ohreally

    how about jerry maguire and the cuba gooding catch and dance

  • Steven G

    Lyoto Machida earned KO of the night against Randy Couture at UFC 129 on Wikipedia it originally stated KO by Crane kick, now says "bore a distinct resemblance to the Crane kick from Karate Kid" also after the fight it stated on Yahoo that Machida called it a Crane kick.
    I would say that about eliminates your #9 sir!

  • booby traps

    number 9 i guess you never saw Randy Couture vs. Lyoto Machida

  • Mike

    I agree with Rocky. No man could take 1/10th of those punches and remain upright. Also Ryan, didn't you read the disclaimer about comedies. Happy Gilmore doesn't count.

  • Yankee Fan

    FU

  • Chad Ochocinco

    Totally realistic. I do that every Sunday

  • Paul Rock

    Rocky has em all beat…..everyone loves a cinderella story…..

  • Douglas Kopf

    With regard to the bean ball. You can seriously injure or kill a player that way. I don't think you can sugar-coat the response to something like that. Of course, if he hadn't been such a jerk, the kid never would have gotten the idea that this was ok.

  • kevin

    zingggggg of the day!!!!

  • Hunter

    I actually know Spud and have met Tom and can tell you Spud has at least 2 inches on Cruise. But putting that aside, Anthony Webb was blessed with a superlative, downright freakish vertical leap. I’ll give you the fact that Cruise has enough hops to clear the front rim of Oprah’s couch, but as stated, spiking on a sand volleyball court…in jeans…I think even Spud would find that exceedingly difficult if not impossible. Now pick up these names I just dropped.

  • Oreos

    if you are a fan of MMA you will know how ironic your karate kid comment is. The match between machida and coture, sadly randy’s last fight, silenced 30 years of laughing at the “crane kick” .With the brash young newcomer vs. The grizzled vet, It couldn’t have been a better situation of life imitates art.

  • Mox Rox?

    varsity blues: Let's just assume we can get a head coach to leave because an 18 year old got an attitude with him. In Texas, where a head coach can make around six figures, you got a bunch of assistant coaches to take a back seat to the back up quarterback to fill that coaching position?

  • Gator

    The ending to Miracle was so typical a Hollywood ending. With some of the other flicks on this list, I am surprised you left it out…

  • Patrick C.

    Ok so 'The Natural' is one of my favorite movies, but when Pop says to hit the cover off the ball, and Roy is actually able to hit it off is pretty far fetched. Made for some good entertainment though.

  • Matty

    If your talking about Miracle, the hockey movie, thats a true story. At least thats what i was lead to believe@!

  • mlil

    How about the scene in Days of Thunder when Tom Cruise pulls off pit road just in front of the pace car and manages to weave his way through the entire field in about 3 laps to win Daytona. It was nice of all the drivers to move over and let him pass. Totally unrealistic.

  • http://twitter.com/thor703 @thor703

    How about the scene where Mookie Wilson hits a ground ball thru Buckner's legs and the Red Sox lose ??? Oh wait THAT REALLY DID HAPPEN!! The Red Sox suck

  • 4A12

    Disagree with #5. The dunk…not only improbable but a great example of poor cinematography. However, stick to what you purportedly know (sports) and refrain from extraneous comments in an attempt to appear to know more than you do. Your presumptive comments about the character being "killed the moment he removes his shirt" are not only ignorant but highlight your obvious ignorance to the dynamics of gang affiliation. Don't confuse your desk job and the pressure you feel to memorize sport statistics and pen literary masterpieces such as "The 10 Most Unrealistic Sports Scenes In Movie History" with the occupation of those who occupy careers that attempt to better our society. Leave your wannabe criminalist comments out of your editorials, stop watching CSI, and refrain from belittling people who do truly dangerous jobs by thinking you can do their job better than them with less effort.

  • axenic

    Gracias Mike… lo que dices es correcto.. Este amigo solo quiere que su nombre aparesca y su ego lo lleva a decir puras estupideces.. que no tendrán otra cosa que hacer…?

  • keithmullett

    Clearly, the idea of exaggeration and humor is lost on you. I have great respect for those who serve and protect our nation. Two of my best friends are police officers, and several of my friends serve in the different branches of United States Armed Forces. At no point did I say anything disrespectful, and at no point did I even remotely insinuate that I am capable of doing a better job than anyone in law enforcement or the military.

    Also, I've never watched CSI. I get my "wannabe criminalist" ideas from The Wire. Duh.

  • cacklepunch

    cool story bro..

    agree with "killed the moment he removes his shirt"

  • Larry

    what about the scene at the end of The Sandlot where Benny the "Jet" Rodriguez steals home? I could understand a suicide squeeze, but that spic with the suspect mustache steals it like it was a routine play…. pretty suspect….

  • john

    ur a dumb ass racist

  • jhon boy

    they are movies you fucking idiots who cares

  • Jonathan L

    Because those are epic and classic.

  • Rocky

    How about Rocky's corner cutting the swell ABOVE his eye. Never knew a corner that wanted blood to run into the eye of their fighter. Also there is no way you can give any heavy weight boxer so many clear shots and not have a knockout in the first round. This being said it was a great inspirational little guy over coming odds,.

  • oscar

    That is a funny comment. When it happened it seemed to be so ridiculous that it didn't seem real

  • Flong

    It is a shame that you included the Natural in your critique – yes it is doubtful that the lights would explode as they did to form visual fireworks but that is part of the magic of this moment. It is the moment that Robert Redford's character finally gets justice and victory – it should be dramatic and celebrated, even if it is somewhat improbable

  • Blake

    The Natural shouldn't have been listed on here, and I don't have a problem with Tin Cup either, I could see someone like John Daly pulling a stunt like that .However…movies you missed. Any Rocky Movie (i'm amazed none are listed) and Days of thunder immediately come to mind.

  • Gern Blanston

    Wow. What a dick.

  • Laughing

    I was going to make the same comment….

    Machida sure as shit did it, writer probably never even trained in any martial art and maybe has a schoolyard fight or two lol

  • CASTILLO

    SELF ESTEEM CHECK, SPIC, THATS THE BEST YOU GOT , YOUR A DISGRACE. ONE HISPANIC TO ONE RASCIST IGNORANT UNEDUCATED SCHMUCK

  • miles

    you cared enough to post…. so your just as much of a dumbass

  • Mike

    Manchida's crane kick was not even close to the karate kid's.

  • Rick James

    Hey your wrong when it comes to the movie Tin Cup…. Roy never finished the round; after sinking the shot he walks to the pin and retrives his ball then throws the ball in the water hazard. So technically he never qualified for anything.

  • StalloneAjoke

    Very true, Rocky's fight scenes are the most unrelaistic I have seen. Especially in Stallones movie. "Over the Top", where Stallone out arm wrestles human gorillas twice his weight and WIN!!!! What a joke that movie was!!!!

  • goo9gie

    hey why does everyone scream racist all the time its really getting old. now i wouldnt use that word or nig*** or cracker, either, but why do spanish or mexican people get bent over that? what does it mean? im asking a legit question and want an answer to understand it. my mexican friends, and i have 2 good ones, have no idea! but liberal america has told them to be pi ss ed off! so they are like sheep. i think its a derivitive of word hispanic. and everyone is out of freakin control! and john, just because he used a widdle word you dont understand, why would you call him dumb? thats not true. i mean i could think your a crybaby idiot but it would not be true because of it. liberal name calling is out of control and non productive. you people calling names are doing the exact same thing you cry about! does hypocrisy know no bounds? i mean dumb ass is as derogatory as racist ignorant uneducated schmuck and spic or nig ger or cracker. i just think you racers are just plain silly over this…. i mean sticks and stones people! jeez grow up babes plz!

  • Tim

    "Miracle" is a true story. Try looking up the 1980 USA Olympic Hockey Team.

  • shegundala

    Reseda has tough guys?

  • shegundala

    So, David, what's it feel like to be a certified asshole? (The reply to this is about as predictable as your success with women)

  • JPC

    Miracle was a true story it acally happened in 1980 Winter Olympics You might want to to look it up. This list is all fictional movies.

  • keithmullett

    Couture didn't maim Machida and then inexplicably walk face-first into the kick with no defense. Machida's kick was certainly awesome, but as I've stated, the circumstances are what contribute to the ridiculousness of the scene.

  • Indaknow

    the really funny thing is those azzholes really believed there was a curse…no curses the just sucked monkey kock all those years

  • john deluna

    It is absolutely possible that the Karate Kid could pull off that kick if his opponent did not expect the kick or think he could pull it off. I know from first hand experience, since I did the same thing at an Ed Parker Tournament in Long Beach CA. My opponent was not looking for the reverse heel thrust I placed in his groin to break his cup and win the match.

  • gordonhtgr

    How could you leave off Rocky? There is no way a fight would be allowed to continue as in the original with that much blood.

  • Just Me

    Tin cup- I sunk a hole-in-one from 253. Not impossible.

  • Nick

    what about wesley snipes character knocking out the heavyweight chapion of the world, and anything leon kennedy isaac was in that he was a winner at.

  • nero

    Another thing unrealistic about the Last Boy Scout is all of the fans with umbrellas at the game. If anyone ever tried to raise an umbrella at an NFL game there would be a riot by all of the fans behind him who could see the game!

  • David

    Yeah…but what about those "amazing" losers mets? does 12 games ahead of philly with 20 games to go rings a bell? and the 2000 subway series? THE YANKEES TOOK MANHATTAN more easily than the MUPPETS did ahahahahaha (y)

  • JCW

    Somebody must have lost a bet for a pitiful story like this to be published. They are MOVIES numbnuts. You want reality sit and wathch a soccer game

  • BobC

    Stealing home is not impossible.Jackie Robinson did just that when he played for the Brooklyn Dodgers. Or his he the wrong color to given this credit. There have been many unbelievable great plays made in all sports. By many different players. To bad you can only see what race they are.

  • BobC

    Not to mention that the Mystery Alaska team had, I believe eight players, and played the whole game with few substitutions. And while the profession team, I beleive the New York Rangers, shuffled in and out of a warm locker room, the Mystery team stayed out in the cold. The Mystery team would have been so exhausted that they would have had to carry them off the ice after the first period. Most Players only spend 40 to 60 seconds on the ice per shift. But all in all it was a good movie.

  • Bob

    Every scene of every movie is not necessarily supposed to be believable. The Natural was supposed to have a supernatural, fantastic element to it. The home run light show fit perfectly within that context. (By the way, just so you know, Field of Dreams was not supposed to be taken literally, either. I'd say a bunch of ghosts playing baseball was a lot less believable than any of the scenes you describe in this article).

  • reepthebeneftits

    The round was over when he holed the shot. The only thing that could have affected his round after that would be signing an incorrect score card. Credentials: Played competitive golf for over 10 years. PGA Apprentice. Employeed at golf courses for over a year. Worked as a tournament rules official on many more occasions.

  • coogans bluff

    Actually, the best pitching ever in a movie was Charlie Sheen. Even in slo mo he looked every bit a real pitcher. He actually threw the ball at 85mph, which in Hollywood seems like 110mph. Whatever you thought of the movie, His was the best actor pitching I've seen. Tom Selleck wins for most beilevable batter. Can't remember the movie name, but he played in Japan.

  • Rob

    Ignorance and stupidity should not be allowed in America, you should leave and make my country a better place.

  • BiscuitBandit

    I agree with your analysis of the list as unrealistic but when I watch a film I have to suspend my disbelief. These films exagerate the effect for emotion and dramatic reasons. Watching some of the clips again, such as, The Nature or Tin Cup I was able to relive the emotion which is what film is all about. Films like Any Given Sunday try to place us into the action with editing, music and meladrama which is what films do. If I want realism I'll watch ESPN but for entertainment I watch a good ole' American film

  • Kookie LaBlanc

    You sir… are a do do bird

  • trueblue

    Norton would NOT have been killed instantly, NAZIs run shit in jail!

  • smoog

    pretty much any and every Stallone sports movie should be on the list. Not just the Rocky movies – I doubt even the real Rocky could've survived more than 1/2 a round taking those shots – but what of 'Over the Top', the ridiculous arm-wrestling movie Stallone made back in the '80s? Only good thing one can say about it, is that at least it's title tells you what to expect: over the top acting, over the top plot and script, and over the top arm-wrestling scenes.

  • fiske

    one time greens keeper about to become the masters champion
    "It's in the hole!"

  • Pilg0re

    Maybe not, but Machida's crane kick was spot on with the karate kid.

  • RoeBoeCop

    I'm with Gator on this one…Yes this is a true story but the actual USA/USSR game wasn't the way they made it out to be.I have the actual footage of the match and it is too hollywood.eg Jack O'Callahan's character had his helmet off when he celebrated,in real life its on.When Jim Craig is looking for his dad with the girl after they win the gold he finds him and waves,in real life he didn't find him.Good movie though.

  • Mr Shane

    http://www.cracked.com/article_16605_the-8-most-o…

    I have to say your a cross between several types of these just because "clueless, arrogant, douchebag wasnt" on the list. 1. This isn't a reference material piece on gang violence in america. 2. Sports statistics can be googled so the author memorizing them is simply your opinion. 3. He's not talkng shit on Police, Firemen or any other occupation that attempts to make our society better. 4. This isn't an editorial it's a fucking top 10 list. 5. What does CSI have to do with saying Ed Norton wouldn't be able to two hand dunk a basketball or that racist/nazi tatoos wouldn't go down well with the people that they are meant to be predjudice against. 6. Even by internet standards you are ignorant. Please get together with the guy who made fun of Make A Wish kids in a Cracked.com comment thread and kill yourselves.

  • Chas

    How could anyone leave out Million Dollar Baby from a list of turkeys? Clint Eastwood is great but that
    movie sucked.

  • 2 inch Vert

    Any basketball movie that Zac Efron is in. If anybody thinks that's how a player should dribble a basketball or take a jump shot then they have never ever picked up a basketball. Please lets ban Efron from ever picking up a basketball again.

  • tommy the salami

    How bout the coyote in the Roadrunner cartoons. He has a 5,000 lb rock fall on him from about half a mile up, and the next scene he's fine and without a mark. Kill me.

  • Jeff

    The cut was below his eye, not above.

  • ron

    LMAO Thor. Not a baseball fan but that post is hilarious

  • guest

    My problem with the Tin Cup scene was that some of the shots he hit, WITH A WOOD, actually go past the hole then roll back down the hill and into the water. If that was the case every missed putt would have rolled into the water.

  • sgdee

    Have you seen "For Love of the Game"? I watched the special features on the DVD, and Kevin Costner did about 90% of the pitching in that movie. He really is a good pitcher, great baseball player, period.

  • mommadonn

    haha right.

  • guest

    a 12 year olds fastball…..people get beaned with 95 mph heaters every day…..Ive only ever seen one bean ball obituary….

  • sdfgjhgfh

    YOU LIAR!!!! You would have been docked at least a point and warned, if not disqualified instantly. Quit dreaming and come back to reality. I've been in Taekwondo for over 17 years and ALOT of tournaments along with it. Even in UFC you cant hit below the belt.

  • xxx

    that scene did not take place in jail, they were on a playground by the beach, go watch the movie

  • http://rnrent.com robbie t. robinson

    CHARLIE SHEEN hired KENNY MEDLOCK as his personal pitching coach that's why he looked so good! Medlock played pro ball in the 60' & 70's with the DODGERS-GIANTS-ANGELS-PHILLIES orgs. PITCHING COACH in college-pro-us national team ect so no accident SHEEN a former high school player looked good!.
    MEDLOCK also has a big part in $MONEYBALL with BRAD PITT coming out soon.

  • ryan

    Sheen also admitted he did a roids cycle for that movie so he could get over 80 on the gun. The Selleck movie was Mr. Baseball and had some of the best one-liners as the Japanese players try to learn american baseball phrases and mess tem up.

  • robert schmidt

    you forgot to mention mj’s halfcourt dunk in space jam… lol

  • Jax Dave

    What about Field Of Dreams??? Wanna talk unreallistic, Costner playing baseball with resurrected, iconic baseball players in their prime.. Still I love the movie, I always get choked up when Ray says “Hey Dad, wanna have a catch?”

    These are movies, they contain guns that never run out of ammunition (one of my pet peeves), ugly/poor guys getting the beautiful women, cars that explode because they fall or roll over and sex scenes with people falling on the floor and continuing to ‘engage’ (well trained porn stars would have to call for a time out). Relax, enjoy movies for what they are, entertainment.

  • mtwilley

    I think you wrote this just to show us numbers 1 and 2. Thank you so much. Seriously laughing here.

  • parson

    Right. Mr. James doesn't know golf. The hole out was on the 72nd hole of the tournament, so his final round and tournament was over. Tin Cup could do anything he wanted with his holed golf ball, including throwing it in the lake.

  • parson

    One of the best sports movies is For Love of the Game. Costner shows excellent athletic ability and a great pitcher's motion during the whole movie. None of the movie would fit your criteria, except perhaps the likelihood that an aging pitcher would throw a perfect game in his last career outing.

  • rmhs97

    I would have to say the scout with Brendan Frasier throwing an 81 pitch perfect game with 27 K's, that has to be the most unrealistic!

  • keithmullett

    I'm glad you enjoyed it. I had a lot of fun compiling this, and #3 is the one that really cracks me up.

  • keithmullett

    Sheen and Costner both did admirable jobs pitching. I read that Costner also hit a legitimate home run in batting practice while filming the movie.

  • keithmullett

    You've inspired my next column – top 13,325,242,524,072 most unrealistic Looney Tunes moments. I had better get started.

  • keithmullett

    Definitely. A couple people have mentioned it in the comments below, and you're absolutely right. I missed that one big-time. The whole movie is awful and unrealistic, and Fraser's hair looks so awkward under a baseball hat.

  • Scott

    If you thought the Crane kick from the original Karate Kid, then you should watch the kick at the end of the new one with Will Smith's kid (who can't act at all) and since it takes place in China should be called the Kunk Fu Kid. His kick you'd have to be able to fly and shut off gravity at the same time.

  • Dave

    How about "Vision Quest"? Only Hollywood could have that dork pinning the returning State champion. As an ex-wrestler, coach, and fan I liked the movie but there is no way that one trick pony beats the stud.

  • stylist760

    Boy 4a12 sounds like he's an expert and very passionate about skin heads, gangs and prison,I wonder why?

  • justsayin

    The Movie "Just Wright" Not possible… Common hit Latifah??? We know what team she plays on…

  • JerkyBoy

    This was a waste of my time. And I cant have the past 15 minutes of my life back that I just wasted. Thanks.

  • Carmeanie

    Now THAT was funny!! Thank you!

  • Teeks2

    The problem with TIN CUP is that Don Johnson's character never holed out!!! Cosner holes out, throws the ball into the pond…the idiots jump into the pond to somehow find the ball and Cosner walks off the green arm in arm with Cheech! When does "Crockett" finish his round????!!!!!

  • gern

    What about that movie *61 about Mickey Mantle and Roger Maris….like anyone who was not on HGH could have hit that many homers in a single season! Total fiction!!

  • Tony

    How about Rocky and Creed, Clubber Lange, Drago, Morrison and Tarver? He got through the fight without a concussion? UNREALISTIC. Rambo was more realistic!

  • bohoops

    Every sports scene from Forrest Gump has to be at the top of the list from running no-stop for several years, to ping pong, to his football prowess.

  • Lark

    What about the ridiculous ending of "The Replacements" where a deaf, white tight end manages to get behind the entire secondary in a prevent defense? Worse is that Keanu Reeves threw a perfect strike.

  • 23 Putts

    As soon as the player removes the ball from the cup, the hole is over…. and in the case in the movie, it meant the end of the tournament for McAvoy.

    What did you think he had to do with the ball??

  • 23 Putts

    Yes, those balls rolling off the 18th green were very unrealistic.

  • jlynch1170

    DIGGSTOWN!!!

  • Robert

    Got a problem with white players?

  • Jongorams

    Awesomely funny. I guess nobody appreciates sarcasam any more.

  • djp

    are you talking gladiator with russel crow or gladiatorS with c g jr

  • biged

    they didnt have hgh in 1961 u momo

  • Joe Krupinski

    Mickey Mantle/Roger Maria really DID happen, knucklehead, I lived through it as a sportswriter in New York City. What kind of accusation are you making when you know nothing about these two athletes. Go back to watching table tennis.

  • Joe Krupinski

    How about a tag team match featuring Humpty Dumpty and Pinocchio vs. Wiley Coyote and Bugs Bunny?

  • joe krupinski

    Hey, Lark, it could have been worse. The pass catcher might have been Stevie Wonder.

  • Steve-O

    get off your fucking high horse you self-important douche.

  • Steve-O

    Can't believe Driven isn't #1. What a pile of dog manure. Pretty much like every Stallone movie since he stopped making pornos.

  • guest

    Really?! It DID?!?!

    His comment was funny. You'll probably insist it wasn't, because you clearly didn't get it. But it was. You would think as a writer you would understand comedy.

  • Ed Freyling

    Took you 15 minutes to read this article???!!! Better take a "Sped Redding" course! Must have taken you a good ten minutes to just write your reply…

  • Cybershark

    I havent read all the way through so dunno if its been mentioned. BUT,. The most unrealistic movie and scenes are from the very classic Vision Quest. I was a wrestler back in the day,lol. And there is NO WAY that Mathew Modines character whom only was in his 2nd yr. of Wrestling in HS. could EVER beat a 2-3 time state champion Chute. Whats even more ridiculous is that the entire movie is about him LOSING weight to drop down to Chute's weight class. WHy is it stupid? Because Chute is already about twice the size of Modines small character,lol. Anyway all of us wrestlers love this movie, but the end is bullshit!!

  • Keith

    Going through the list I was just waiting for 'Rookie' and 'Facing the Giants' but that must be in part 2.

  • http://kingfelixscourt.com Steven Gomez

    Don’t forget the entire premise of Rookie of the Year: A 12 year old boy named Henry Rowengarner jacks up his shoulder and because of his injury he miraculously ends up with the ability to throw 100 mph gas. He somehow gets picked up by the Cubs and is immediately placed on the 25 man roster, where without missing a beat he becomes the team’s closer. He singlehandedly gets the Cubs to the playoffs and, after losing his powers by tripping over a stray baseball, he (taking the advice of his mother in the upper deck, whose lips he could somehow read perfectly) ends the movie by striking out a league leading slugger with a slow pitch softball throw.

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  • TestudoPH

    EVERY racing scene from "Days of Thunder"!!! The movie should have been about demolition derbies. There were better (and more accurate) scenes in "Talledaga Nights"…nuff said!

  • Jon

    Yeah, the net in that scene is somewhere around 6'8" or so. A WOMEN's volleyball net is ~7'4" and a men's net is ~8'… None of the volleyball in the scene is very good. Unfortunately for the volleyball community, there is little to no good volleyball in films (despite beach volleyball originating in California)

  • Ken

    Tom Selleck did play baseball at my high school in Van Nuys, CA. He was a very good player and graduated in 61.

  • Canoli

    Not that happy gillmore was meant to be taken serious anyway but after he hits it in deep rough over water and trys to get out? he whacks the ball 4 or 5 times then proceeds to hit it into the water. when they show score being posted he only drops 1 stroke? what was it a par 9?

  • billie2Hats

    They would of called that game due to rain in "The Fan"

  • poop

    poop stinks

  • John

    Uh…Babe Ruth did it on beer and hot dogs dumbass! And that was 1927!

  • bill

    jimmy piersall played outfield

  • Hoosier Daddy

    I believe "Mr. Baseball"

  • s.dobbs

    In the natural the fact that his wonderboy bat lasted 40 years of baseball (possibly 60years as old as roy hobbs looked) without breaking till the last at bat of his career. Of course the lightning infused wood may have made his bat like thor's hammer.

  • Paul

    You are a complete idiot.

  • Reality

    You're a liar

  • Mattfactor

    My least favorite sports scene is in "Remember the Titans" – it's a long running play (probably at the end of the game) where the quarterback throws three or four demolishing blocks with the good ol' forearm shiver. It infuriates me every time I see it.

  • Maxster

    Don't forget the movie 'Side Out'. Painfully, one of the worst movies ever. How can 2 nobody with zero volleyball skills go and win the Jose Cuervo beach volleyball tournament. They even showed (in slow motion) a set that was a double. As strict as the umps are with calling sets, they should have been called for one and game over. Lame. If it wasn't for the beach setting and the ability to see some real pro beach volleyball players (e.g. Stoklos, Sinjin, etc.) it would have been a bigger diaster.

  • Kevin

    Should we point out that Lyoto Machida just beat UFC Hall of Famer Randy Couture with a crane kick? Yes, the scene in the Karate Kid was alot more stylistic, but who would have thought the kick would ever work against a champ?

  • Jakeoclubs

    Watch the 30 in 30 film about Chuck Wepner. He did not take as many but Clay tried to knock the shit out of him. After Clay went down (it looked like a slip or trip to me), he was really pissed. Now to you point the champ did end up with the KO in 15 but it is interesting to see. The thinkg that bothered me about Rocky was that he didn't defend.

  • PeoplesChamp

    kill yourself

  • PeoplesChamp

    L O L

  • PeoplesChamp

    White people are slower. Common knowledge.

  • Bill

    Best Boxing Movie….Cinderella Man. Baer was not correctly portrayed, but the boxing scenes were outstanding.

  • PeoplesChamp

    Hahaha me too. I laughed so hard. Have never seen that clip or movie before. lucky me.

  • PeoplesChamp

    You shouldn't exist.

  • PeoplesChamp

    Douche of the day award goes to u David. Thats about the gayest thing Ive ever heard in my life. Go suck the yankers.

  • Rich

    You forgot the fight scene at the end of Youngblood!

  • pokMMA

    Are you kidding me…Its obvious the guy was just kidding.
    And btw,in the UFC,you CAN hit below the belt…just not in the groins.(semantic)

  • Legend

    The crane kick did happen. At least without the arms in the air.
    http://www.vidivodo.com/574804/knockout-kick-_-randy-couture-vs-lyoto-machida

  • Paul

    Yes of course you did, most of the Rocky movies have the most ridiculously unrealistic scenes.

  • Trim

    Karate Kid doesnt belong on this list!! PERFECT MOVIE !!!!! SMH @ U

  • Trim

    LOL

  • Trim

    The end of Kung Fu Panda still pisses me off! How the hell did the Panda beat Tilon??

  • Trim

    Too Sweet LIVES 4EVER

  • yeeeaaahhhh

    GET HIM A BODY BAG!

  • Chuck

    Yes you forgot the MOST UNREALISTIC sporting event ever. the TRIPLE LINDY by Rodney Dangerfield in Back to School…lol

  • GREG

    U R 100% CORRECT

  • dailydriver

    I think maybe someone is hurt by you picking on one of the best victories in "skinhead" history,4a12 probabaly still eat his lunch on those courts.

  • Eric

    I thought that the scene where Damon Wayans threw a football 80 yards into the air to stop a bullet at precisely the right moment was a little more far-fetched than the scene you mentioned.

  • CJ1

    no way dude, that is totally realistic, I tell you, Rodney never gets no respect!

  • coreyc

    you left out the scene in that movie where the other team would win the game by taking a knee, but instead decides to run the ball and accidently fumbles giving the titas a chance to win

  • shadro

    Wow really ?? Sounds like you have some anger issues. Get over it !

  • mickster

    THE most ridiculous boxing scene is from Rocky 3. Clubber Lang looks like he's giving himfelf whiplash out of time with the punches Rocky is throwing.

  • mickster

    I got one more. Days of Thunder is the prequil to Driven except you insert Nascar for ridiculous accident scenes

  • Tony "White" M.

    "White" tight end? What the hell does race have to do with the obsurdity of that scene? Owen Daniels, Brent Celek, Dallas Clark — all white, and all very good at running and catching.
    Your crack about Reeves was spot on, though.

  • Dr. Hustenkranz

    Thanks a lot, man! I laughed so hard that now everyone knows I'm reading this instead of working.

  • Dr. Hustenkranz

    You're right. I loves me some Rocky movies but IV is a bit too much. The final fight was like 15 rounds of Hagler-Hearns.

  • Raul

    First Blood is the greatest movie of all time. Outside of that, I agree with one exception. "Stop Or My Mom Will Shoot" was Oscar worthy

  • Steve

    You are funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • steve

    The second "You are funny" I've given today !!

  • http://twitter.com/DollarBillWirtz @DollarBillWirtz

    …and how about that game winning penalty shot! The drama of waiting to see if a slow-motion, spinning puck that's already completely over the goal line (and thus a goal) will actually stop spinning and land fully over the goal line… as if that f'in matters at all! I'm a huge hockey fan and every f'in scene in Youngblood is so f'in unrealistic that I can't help but watch and laugh every time I run across it on cable.

  • Kevin

    You choose the original Karate Kid movie as being unrealistic over the re-make? really?!?

  • David

    Since the 15 car airborne wreck that cost a driver his live recently, some of the Driven crashes don't look so unrealistic anymore

  • keithmullett

    I refused to watch the remake. Some movies should never be remade, and Karate Kid is one of them.

  • Aaron

    hilarious!

  • Kim

    I agree, in the remake, the Smith character is the size of a gnat. The bigger, stronger asian character would just run over him.

  • Kim

    At least that was funny!

  • Kim

    Love to see you try Karate Kid's "Crane Kick" at Ed Parker's West Coast International.

  • Kim

    Bullshit. That was a back leg power frontkick. A real Crane Kick used in Wushu is a kick executed by hopping off one leg, kicking with that leg, and landing on that same leg. In Karate Kid, this was supposed to protect his bad leg and still score. However, if you look close, he didn't pull it off as he lands on his bad leg.

  • Colossus

    Mind if I do a J?

  • Rob

    Ever heard of the Miracle in the Meadowlands?

  • @jerkyboy

    It actually took you 15 minutes to read this?

  • BLC

    I agree with Paul who commented earlier that the Rocky movies have the most unrealistic boxing scenes with the surreal punishment that a person's body could withstand.

    On another note, I know it would not be considered a qualifying sports scene since it came from a comedy, but what about the Triple Lindy dive (3 separate springboard jumps) performed by Rodney Dangerfield in Back to School, a 1980's flick. Improbable and highly dangerous, but it was funny with trick photography.

  • pmata814

    LMAO!!!

  • pmata814

    Exactly! I was waiting for someone to mention this!

  • Cherland

    I love the Karate boy.

  • Fastkick

    Funny ass take on KarateKid 2, by the way, the "Crane kick" could work, especially in that moment of the scene but you can't score above the neck or below the waist in tournament karate

  • James

    LOL sir – thanks for the belly laugh!

  • Bob Stanley

    What about when Buckner let the ball go through his legs in '86??YAH, THAT could happen!!

    Wait, what? THAT wasn't a movie???

  • hebs77

    Really!!! A strip dance in hockey doesn't make the top ten!! Trade me right F*ckin now!

  • adviser1

    HOw about the Oopty-Oop from Varsity Blues?! Solid play.

  • Frank

    back to school — "the triple lindy"

  • Craig

    "Gus"—the kicking mule–mules can't kick field goals wqith their hind legs.

  • Bill

    You seem nice.

  • efren

    what about "vertical limit". all the movie is a bullshit, but the biggest shit is chriss o'donell jumping to a mountain cliff with this ice axes!!

  • Mike

    You sir, are a dick.

  • Walks-in-Storms

    Come on, this is the U.S.A., where people (yes, almost entirely women, but that's what we've become) buy tabloid newspapers, watch (and believe real) "Mixed Martial Arts" clown shows nonsense, and think Democrat-Republican politics is real. If you think today's "Major Leagues' and today's "music" are real, and that we really elected president an incompetent ideologue like Barak Obama, why do you find it unusual that Hollywood would foist this kind of crap on the viewer?

  • hundarr

    Sorry to tell you pal, but some of those "ridiculous accidents" were in fact taken from REAL race footage.

  • Salmonius

    Ha ha ha Yeah then in the sequel where they won the 2 World Series after the Greatest Comeback in the History of Sports down 0-3 to the Yankees,. They sure sucked then A$$hole

  • Keith

    I whole heartedly agree!! Worst set ever! Great Hands Monroe Clark! Douche!

  • toyojames

    all the boxing scenes from ''rocky'' movies, take all 10 positions. duh! just watch them again, this time with your eyes open. then watch an actual boxing match. double duh.

  • crappy research

    As someone already brought this up….I will reiderate, the Driven scenes for kart and indy racing are very real. Those cars are so light and fast that if any air gets under them they became airborn. Unfortunately, people found that out first hand when Dan Wheldon died in that massive crash where cars ACTUALLY became airborn. So do a little research before making your lists.

  • Bach

    Are people really saying that the Karate Kid scene could have happened? The unrealistic part of that scene is that Danny Russo sets himself up in a stance from which the ONLY thing he can do is kick forward from his back foot. And then his opponent walks right into it rather than simply move sideways and force Danny to hop around ridiculously in order to face the right direction.

  • yoda

    what was wrong with the triple Lindy? He nailed it, dude.

  • brandon

    what about lou gosset jr. boxing 10 opponents in one day in diggstown?

    highly improbable but still the best boxing movie………..never con a con

  • HughDiock

    The Cutting Edge……….I believe the throw in their final performance was called The pamchenko or something like that. Certain death if attempted in real life.

  • http://www.ontheloosetv.com Steve E. Kaiser

    Does the A- hole writing this realize that these are movies, make to entertain. I hope he never finfs out that donald is not a real duck……………….

  • keithmullett

    Yes, the "A-hole" writing this realizes they are movies and that they are made to entertain. I'm not sure what you were expecting from an article titled "The 10 Most Unrealistic Sports Scenes in Movie History," but I appreciate you checking it out and taking the time to comment. If you have any specific criticisms, I'm all ears.

  • keithmullett

    That was why I included it. It's not the kick, specifically, but the combination of the kick and the circumstances are what made it ridiculous. Thanks for visiting and commenting.

  • keithmullett

    The accident involving Dan Wheldon was tragic, and on occasion cars do get into the air during KART and Indy races. But never have I seen one fly hundreds of yards into a pond outside the race track. Granted, I haven't seen more than a couple dozen KART/Indy races, but I would think a crash like that would have been replayed often throughout the years. Nevertheless, thanks for visiting and taking the time comment.

  • Dave

    Lyoto's kick is sort of similar… but he wasn't set up standing in the middle of the ring with Randy charging into him… those Karate Kid fight scenes are too much!!

    Enjoyed the list and comments with other funny sports movies moments/scenes/whatever

  • http://www.midwestsportsfans.com JerodMSF

    SAYS WHO?

  • BrettFavresDong

    4A12: Relax, douchebag!

  • http://www.fromthisseat.com FromThisSeat.com

    LOL. I'm still laughing at #5. The entire description is hilarious.
    One I would have liked to have seen on the list: Henry Rowengartner's underhand pitch against the Mets when he can't throw heat anymore. (Rookie of the Year).

  • jc

    Thanks for the link to the Youtube footage of The Natural. It is great to see that again and be reminded of the story of redemption in that special movie. I thought the movie was not as dark at the Malamud novel–which was just fine with me. You are probably right about it being unrealistic, although in picking The Natural, didn’t you miss another unrealistic scene–the creation of Wonder Boy? And while I am all about realism in paintings, I don’t remember ever going to the movies seeking realism. I find more entertainment from movies like The Natural or Field of Dreams.

  • Alberto

    Apparently you have not seen any of the Rocky movies…

  • Almac

    I take exception to Tin Cup being on the list. Have you ever been in one of those golf events where they have a closest to the cup or hole-in-one contest? Some let you buy extra chances because the more swings you get the more you get a read on the distance, roll, wind, etc. The more reps the closer you usually get. Costner took like 10 shots or something at clearing the water, so I could see that happening. Besides, he's got a pretty sweet swing for an actor, so that adds to the realism.

  • Doug

    You probably missed this one because it is a niche sport (beach volleyball), but the ending scene of Side-Out the Movie, with C. Thomas Howel completing a 360 degree hand set was pretty ridiculous (was not even close to a legal set…no player would ever spin around while hand setting anyway, serves no purpose and only makes setting the ball that much harder). All of us in the Volleyball world are pretty much in agreement that, while the entire movie was poorly done in nearly every facet, the ending just magnifies the terrible 1000%.

  • Totallymoney

    Youngblood. Worst hockey move EVER….if you can even call it a hockey movie. It was really more about the fight than the hockey….but either way…both the hockey AND the fighting were ridiculous, so maybe this wins on two counts? Anybody who's ever played hockey before can not watch this movie without rolling their eyes and laughing out loud. The only redeeming thing in this entire move is Cynthia Gibb's rear-end…which was worth the ticket price alone.

  • Totallymoney

    But the knuckle puck would!! UGHHH.

  • guesto1

    i disagree…gangs flash their colors all the time in front of each other.

  • zachtrenched2

    i bet you have no friends…. stop complaining on the internet and meet some real people already!

  • Chuck Norris' Chin

    How about the movie where the 2nd year rookie QB "leads" his team to the playoffs (on the foot of the kicker), makes a 4 yard pass which the receiver runs for a beautiful TD after breaking 3 or 4 tackles and the he's hailed as the saviour of football? Anyone see that one?

  • Chuck Norris' Chin

    WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT??? Oopdie-fuckin-oop!!

  • 5thcommjarhead

    The crane kick pose was ridiculous and I never even saw or heard of it until the movie. (I have a black belt in Okinawan Karate, earned in the late 70's). But the truth is, the jumping front kick works, it's just that most MMA guys are so slow with their feet that they telegraph their kicks and their kicks are just feints anyway. But this year there have been two spetacular knock outs by fighters who have actually practiced their front kicks. Victor Belfort went down from a kick just like the Karate kid's, just without the theatrics.

  • Ron Ray

    HERE'S MY FAVORITE: In the Kevin Costner movie 'American Flyers,' the financial sequence is the conclusion of a three-stage bicycle race, the 'Hell of the West.' (Phony name, but a real event.)

    After leaving the pack behind one by one, the hero and the 'evil' rival racer are left one to one on a hill for the final sprint. they get into a push, shoving and punching match, which is probably against the rules…

    But no one knows, because suddenly they're alone. no lead vehicles. no chase cars. no spectators. none of what you'd see on the final leg of a big race.

  • Beerdujour

    I believe Chazz Michael Michaels & Jimmy MacElroy could land that one, I mean, they did nail the "Iron Lotus"

  • BobbyZ

    Yes the Karate Kid was far fetched but the new Karate kid was just complete bullshit! How does the kid do a standing (one legged) backflip, kick his opponent and win the match, and land the one legged backflip? In about two weeks the kid goes from being an average kid to a martial arts expert that is also a supreme athlete that can land standing backflips while one of his legs is seemingly broken! So not only does he land the heroic flip and ko the opponent but he does it all with one leg! Imagine the strength and agility it would take to land a one legged back flip! Only in the movies!

    Side Kicks was another one where I was like Yeah right. Chuck Norris comes to the aid of the boy! The boy breaks like 38 boards with one chop! BULLSHIT

  • Ivan

    Sorry, but the new Karate Kid's ending was far more realistic than the Ralph Machio one. First, Dre Parker's leg was not "broken", which was the problem for his opponent. econdly, the writers did a good job of preempting your objection to Dre's lack of athletic ability. This kid was admittedly too fast for his opponents to catch him during the chase scene, and only got stopped because he went into the wrong back yard. Secondly, he showed that he was an exceptional athlete (as he had maintained at the outset of his training) by enduring the grueling workouts that Mr. Han had put him through. ou obviously know little about eastern methods of martial arts training. It IS possible for someone to gain an incredible amount of knowledge and ability in a very short period of time.

  • Norris fears Tebow

    Did you see the sequel where once in the playoffs he threw for 316 yd, 2 TDs another rushing TD and threw a game-winning 80yd TD on the first play of OT that hit his receiver in stride 30 yds downfield? That one was great too.

  • jeff

    Once again the ignorance of the right wingers appears. This was one man's opinions about sports movies and you turn it into some right wing political agenda. Moronic!

  • tbone

    Guy I know holed out on a par 5 over 600 yards, driver, driver from 290yards out off the fairway, ran up and walked in. Most unrealistic part of Tin Cup is the final scene but not because of the hole out. During Roy's challenge to Don Johnson he hits a 7 iron like 223yards on the range, yet on course with a 3 wood he can't carry 225yards?

  • tkopf

    I DON"T WANT YOUR LIFE

  • GreekMonkey

    In the clip of The Program, that actually was not an incomplete pass at the 1:40 mark. It was a fumble. At that time, 1993 to be exact, Tom Brady had not yet invented "the tuck rule". The game of football has evolved many times since then with more and more rules coming into effect. Who knows, maybe Joe Kane screwing over Georgia Tech was the inspiration for that rule to be created. Blue Chips was by far worse than The Program. Watch the scene where Nick Nolte is coming up with the defensive game plan for their game against Indiana. His plan is to double team just about everyone on Indiana's team on the court to prevent them from getting the ball. I find that hard to do with only 5 players. Bad writing and even worse acting.

  • Mike E

    A 3wood backing up off a green from 235 is whats crazy

  • Vegasx

    True, many people are not aware of eastern training and unfortunately don't even know the difference between kung fu and karate. That's what killed the remake for me. Wasn't even karate or had anything Japanese to do with it.

  • ed rhone

    ACtually a couple of UFC fighters have been utilizing the "crane" style front kick, champ Anderson Silva, and former champ Lyoto Machida both knocked people out with that kick. Now it wasn't set up the same of course but the execution effect was the same.

  • R. Evans

    wow you are complete fool when it comes to politics!

  • EPlaya

    Why in the Karate Kid clip with Jaden Smith, music from Karate Kid 3 is playing?

  • kirk

    rocky and apollo knocking each other to the canvas at the same time.

  • Nolan

    The one where they lined up in an illegal formation that wasn't called? Where they had only 6 men on the line of scrimmage?

  • Tony fucking Wood

    How about the movie where the pompous asshole, who still thinks fucking Chuck Norris jokes are funny, gets the living shit beat out of him by the legendary Tony Wood?

    p.s. You misspelled "savior", dipshit.

  • PatrickLA

    First off, Keith MULLET? Really> We are supposed to take YOU serious???

    And if you think the Crane Kick in Karate Kid was not realistic then you never watch MMA or UFC!

    Just a few months ago in a PPV event, A fighter was kicked right in the face with a FRONT KICK and knocked out! So it happens and it is realistic.

    You are an idiot!

  • Norris Fears No One

    In stride 30 yards downfield? It was 18 yards. Any 3rd stringer in the NFL could hit that pass. That TD was a direct result of the receiver's speed and poor coverage. Not the QB

  • ttt

    The guy was crippled when he kicked the other guy thoguh

  • RodnyD

    Don't forget the triple lindy!

  • jimbo

    The gladiator bitch slap that sends Cuba flying over the top rope is easily the funniest and should rank as number 1.

  • Doc Rudy

    I have got to comment on the motorcycle stunts and fights in Torque. Sport bikes running across the desert, jumping onto moving trains, running 200 mph without any eye covering? Bike fu with the girls. That movie was so BS that me and my boys watch it just to laugh at the unrealisticness of it all

  • BaseballGuy

    I watch sports movies strictly for the entertainment, but I do laugh or get annoyed when something doesn't come off too kosher. In the movie "Bang the Drum Slowly" with Michael Moriarty and Robert DeNiro they kept showing the same game setting over and over throughout the whole movie! Jeez! Were the producers on that cheap of a budget that they couldn't do more and different game footage? And those of us that are Cleve Indians fans know that the "home" games in Major League were not filmed at the old Municipal Stadium (can you say "County Stadium in Milwaukee"?). But the funniest to me was the beginning of Karate Kid Two and they decide to show the ending of the first movie with the winning kick and at the start of the second movie the coach and the kid walk out of the gym, and the kid is clearly two feet taller! Instant puberty (wax on… wax off…)

  • Ron

    How could you leave out the new Karate Kid. Daniel just performed a move Johnny had never seen. You trying to say that little boy in the new version was doing back flip kicks in less than six months. That was just retarded.

  • Paladintx1

    Hasn't it always been that way? I remember an old Elvis movie where he was a race car driver. It might have been in Viva Las Vegas but he was 3 or 4 laps down in the 'big' race, then he drove past all other race cars, lapping them 3 or 4 times to win by a nose! Ridiculous!!! I don't care how good a race driver you are, your car can't be that much faster than all the others!

  • hahaha

    It was Elvis! Come on, man!

  • hahaha

    I always thought the skinny, unmuscular Matthew Modine beating that hulk in Vision Quest was a little ridiculous, too. And how did George Plimpton run that TD through an NFL defense, diving and grabbing at air against a sports writer? Oh, yeah. It was the Detroit Lions!

  • kfrog71

    How about Joe Pesci dunking the ball in The Super. I have a pretty good suspension of belief during a movie and even I was uncomfortable watching that one!

  • Mike

    If you didn't post this, I would have. Watching a puny Rob Lowe stand toe-to-toe with what is probably an average size hockey goon (but who dwarfs Lowe in the movie) and then seeing Lowe somehow be able to pin the guy's arms and LIFT HIM COMPLETELY OFF THE ICE with repeated punches to the stomach is the stuff of movie producer acid trips, not reality.

  • havok

    #10 the program is actually a plausible situation.

    a) the tuck rule was not made up until 1999. Prior to that, the decision of incomplete or fumble was based on the qb’s intent.

    b) the tuck rule is only valid in the NFL anyway. NCAA still doesn’t have it and so decision is still based on qb’s intent.

    So that just leaves the scrambling which leads to a pass to a receiver who breaks open… That happens quite often.

    To close, the program was an awesome movie! Lol

  • Danny

    You are forgetting "The Annexation of Puerto Rico" from "Little Giants". The greatest play ever conceived by John Madden and an 8-year-old!

  • Brandy

    I love this list and the comments are even funnier! #5 is ridiculously insightful and the Billy Blanks scene in #1 brought me to tears……because the scene was soooooo insane!

  • SausageAustin

    Machida beat Randy Couture with a nearly identical kick, just without the dramatic stance. And he wasn't crippled aferward.

  • rich

    speaking of bily zabake..what about the final diving scemne in :back to school" Your telling me the great rodney dangerfield who has since pass and in the movie was a big and talll customer himself could do the triple lindey dive..that is easily the most unrealistic sport scene ever

  • crazyryder2

    The karate Kid – The Crane Move – you just don't get it. That's the whole point of the movie in one scene. He won with the Crane Kick because he had learned discipline and honor and found a new way to overcome adversities while the other kid was being taught only how to be a bully and he had no idea what ancient customs and cultures can produce in life. That other kid had no idea what was happening…all he new was how to rush in….and he did exactly what he was taught to do…rush in without thinking

  • guest

    These are movies. Purely for entertainment value. Not reality, not a biography, not the history channel. No one said these were actual accounts or can actually be done. We go to movies to escape from reality. If you want realism then stop going to the movies and attend the events or live a boring normal life.

    What the writer has written is nothing but pure dribble, no pun intended.

  • guest

    you forget comedies do not count

  • http://www.joyouspraise.com Doug

    I admit that was a bit far-fetched until I was watching "The Smoking Gun Presents The World's Dumbest…(don't remember what) where two mma fighters landed identical head blows simultaneously and knocked each other out. Bout was called a draw. IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED!

  • deerclan

    The Program was indeed an awesome movie, and it helps to know what it was about – which Mullet evidently does not. I was working full time in my field of addiction rehab when I tried out as an extra for the movie just for kicks and, to my amusement, got hired. I had the opportunity to chat with one of the principal actors about the movie's theme of addiction rehab, and learned that everyone involved with that movie was savvy to the issues of addiction & recovery – which really shows in the finished movie. Unfortunately the audience was not to savvy, and people like to strut by knocking the movie when all it proves is their ignorance. Great idea for an article, but Mullet's' comments about The Program are a bad QB call on 3rd down – Mullet is three and out.

  • nugget

    Two words for you….."American Anthem"

  • Wonka

    How the hell did Sudden Death not get mentioned????!!!! The JCD scenes where he is the goalie is a crime against humanity!

  • derpderp

    First off, idiot, the word you were looking for is "drivel," not "dribble." Second, if you bothered to read the intro to the list, you would see that the author only considered scenes from movies that attempted to make the sports scenes realistic. Bash yourself with a cluebat a few time before commenting again, por favor.

  • derpderp

    Um, you maybe missed than the Carolina Panthers ran that play – and scored on it – in an NFL game this year. Dope.

  • Bummyjabs

    How about Rocky getting beat to a pulp by Drago and Clubber Lang and the ref never stops the fight

  • Bummyjabs

    Leslie Neilson in The Naked Gun as the umpire…. too funny

  • Niko

    That is the greatest bitch slap of all time.

  • mike

    I refer you to the latest Tae Kwon feats on dance steps. BACKYARD, youi better take a look again there is definitely egg on your face,and how do you like your crow cooked?

  • mike

    http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=korean+taekwo… here is the video that makes the karate kid look so much more legit, don't limt reality with you short sightness

  • mike
  • Lawrence

    You left out Julius Erving's "The Fish That Saved Pittsburgh, especially the first sequence shot after the new team was formed!!!

  • scared

    derpderp is the greatest! Mr. internet toughguy!! I would say more but I am scared of his hide behind the internet tough guy lifestyle.

  • Kyle

    the only reason Edward Norton wouldnt be able to do it would be because he couldnt jump high enough. what you said made no sense. Obviously they wouldnt kill him, it would turn into a bloodbath all around, and they didn't want that. Your arguement is invalid.

  • dman

    the kick in the ufc fight was not a crane kick it was a front kick and the fighter did not just throw the kick he set it up first

  • Brian

    I agree, that was by far the most unrealistic sports scene ever. But dang it was funny!!!

  • timbo

    diggstown

  • Wrthorns

    So these are unrealostic. 3 words…………… 2007 Fiesta Bowl.

  • JMZJNT

    THE KARATE KID SEEMS IMPROBABLE BECAUSE ITS RALPH MACCHIO DOING IT. A TRUE MARTIAL ARTS MASTER COULD DO SO EASILY THOUGH, I DOUBT ONE WOULD. AS FOR ALL THE OTHERS…GIVE ME A BREAK! THESE ARE MOVIES! THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO STRETCH REALITY! YOU'RE BEING WAY TO PICKY ABOUT THIS! BACK TO THE KARATE KID. THE UNBELIEVEABLE PART ISN'T THE CRANE KICK, ITS THAT DUMB KID STANDING THERE AND LETTING DANIEL KICK HIM! DUH! ANYONE COULD SEE THAT COMING!

  • Red2million

    Anybody who writes "Most real fights are boring" should not ever make any comment about sports in any way. One of the dumbest comments I've ever heard in my life. What have you watched, like four fights in your life? What a moron. If you think boxing is boring you should quit trying to pretend you know anything about sports and from now on watch only Jennifer Aniston and Sandra Bullock, and Reese Witherspoon movies. I can't even consider you to be a male, and certainly not a man after that comment that I'd only expect to hear from a female.

  • Russell

    How can you say the finale of "The Natural" was unrealistic? Did you not see Kirk Gibson in 88' World Series? Real life can be even more improbable than a movie yet it sometimes happens. The Maz, Fisk, even Puckett had greater moments then Roy Hobbs.

  • korupt187

    Have you ever watched a fight??? 1 out of 10 are good and by that math, most are boring. I love watching them and hope to catch that exciting moment but 2 guys leaning on each other is not exciting. I'm a huge sports fan but by my counts it doesn't make you a female if you find some sports boring, you're just a dumb ass who thinks he is a bad ass and needs his ass kicked

  • Matt

    The Crane kick was actually used at UFC 129 when Lyoto Machida knocked out randy Couture with it. See it here http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xjmysp_machida-v…

  • Norris Fears No One

    Who?

  • GMoney

    Don't ever disrespect The Natural like that again.