500 of the Most Entertaining & Memorable Movie Lines Ever

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So I was taking a midday Reddit break, as I often do while transitioning from one task to another in an effort to find fun and entertaining content to tweet out, when I came across a video entitled the 100 Greatest Movie Threats of All-Time. This sounds interesting, I thought to myself; and it was, replete with lines like “Sit your five dollar ass down before I make change” (which is somewhat comical now, considering notorious tax-evader Wesley Snipes said it. Big I digress…)

Then in the related videos I saw the 100 Cheesiest Movie Quotes of All-Time and damn near ruptured my stomach laughing. Among the best just in the first few minutes are “I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass…and I’m all out of bubble gum” and “I hate to disappoint you but…rubber lips are immune to your charms”.

Once I’d spent a good 15 minutes (two and a half if anyone from Orangecast asks) enthralled by these movie lines, I realized I needed to do something productive with my entertaining discovery. So I rounded up the rest of the related videos and have embedded them all here in this post, giving you 500 classic movie lines to enjoy at your leisure.

Have fun. And don’t worry, there are plenty of sports movies sprinkled throughout. (But do worry about the language if you are at work; it is not edited or bleeped.)

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5 Reasons Why I Like Mark Sanchez (While Hating the Jets…)

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Friend of MSF Brian Bassett of The Jets Blog is out this week, so he opened up his blog to guest contributors and was kind enough to include me among them…even though he knows that I grew up a Miami Dolphins fan. I excitedly accepted his offer to guest post, but then realized I had nothing even remotely positive or kind to say about a franchise that I’ve hated since birth.

After much rumination though, I was able to find one thing about the Jets that I can tolerate: Mark Sanchez, though not all of the reasons may be ones you’d expect.

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Showing high school games on the Longhorn Network is not sitting well with the rest of the Big 12

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The University of Texas and ESPN are getting set to unveil the Longhorn Network on August 26 and it is already creating controversy before any programming has aired.

What has sparked the outrage around the Big 12 and the rest of college football, is that the Longhorn Network wants to show the high school games of players that are committed to Texas.  Texas A&M is the first team to speak out against the unfairness towards recruiting that this presents and more teams could follow their lead. [Read more...]



Haters Gonna Hate: Madden cover boy Peyton Hillis dresses down for ESPN appearance

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As they say on the Interwebs…by Peyton Hillis, not a single F was given today.

Here is how the Browns’ 2010 revelation and 2011 Madden cover boy looked on ESPN this morning:

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Wrigley’s “Little Drummer Boy” wows ‘em in the Windy City

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Contrary to popular, frustrated belief, there is a reason to go to a baseball game in Chicago! Not surprisingly, it has nothing to do with the city’s two underachieving teams.

It’s a young buck known (at least on YouTube) as “Little Drummer Boy”. From the name, you can probably guess what the kid’s skill is, but you have to watch he and his pops perform to truly appreciate their ability to entertain.

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Loss in World Cup final costs U.S. Women an estimated $10 million in endorsements

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At least according to Rich Thomaselli at Advertising Age.

“World Cup Loss Costs U.S. Team $10 Million in Endorsements”—Advertising Age

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Image of Jesus appears on Wal-Mart receipt

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So say Jacob Simmons and his fiancee, Gentry Lee Sutherland, of Anderson, South Carolina, who found this receipt on the floor of Sutherland’s apartment:

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I’ll let you decide if that’s Jesus and, if so, what sort of message Christ may be sending by appearing on a Wal-Mart receipt.

 

 

 

“Couple Sees Jesus In Walmart Receipt”—WYFF Greenville (SC), via Ministry Matters



Iowa high school baseball team wins record 84th straight game

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The Martensdale-St. Marys High School baseball team beat Twin Cedars-Bussey High 10–0 Tuesday night, winning the battle of hyphenated high schools south of I-80 and setting an all-time record for consecutive games won by a high school baseball team.



Fantasy Baseball Waiver Wire Watch: Melky, Ricky, Jemile, and a couple of Pirates

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Don’t let these waiver wire gems be overlooked in your league. There are 5-tool outfielders, dominant starters, and even decent hitting catchers out there on waivers right now. Snatch ‘em up while you can for the stretch run.

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Computers don’t lie: Pirates odds still 100-1

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Maybe computers aren’t so smart after all.

Those who follow Yahoo Sports may be familiar with a weekly feature by a site called Accuscore, an outfit that is supposed to project probabilities not only in MLB, but also the NFL, NBA, hockey, or almost any other competition played out. For a cool $300 annually, one can subscribe to the site’s ‘advisor’ service.

On Monday’s the site did its usual article projecting the playoff chances of all 30 Major League Baseball clubs, along with notable downward and upward trends. The piece opens with the following…

‘AccuScore provides baseball predictions and projections by calculating the precise probability teams have of winning each game, their division, and making the playoffs. Using projected starting lineups, baseball predictions are created by simulating each game of the season one play at a time, up to 10,000 to 20,000 times.’

If Accuscore is the be-all, end-all, know it all, then the Pittsburgh Pirates might as well lower the Jolly Roger.

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Quick Rant: Christian Lopez Did the Right Thing

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It has been over a week since Derek Jeter reached the 3,000 hit plateau with a home run, and there is still talk about the fan, Christian Lopez, who caught the ball.

Lopez has became a story because of what he didn’t do with the ball, compared to what many would have done. Lopez decided to give the ball back to Jeter, without demanding a single thing in return. He received gifts, including memorabilia and tickets, but he never demanded them.

For some this is appalling, but it makes perfect sense to me.

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Fantasy Baseball Stock Market Report: Ellsbury, Ramos UP; Cabrera, Jackson DOWN

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We are now passed the midway point of the season, and the All Star Game is in the rearview. With less than two weeks left in July, the heat of pennant races – both real and fantasy – are just around the corner.

Here are some guys whose stocks is going up, plus some guys headed in the wrong direction.

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The 2011-2012 NBA Schedule Was Released Yesterday, But Does it Really Matter?

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The 2011-2012 NBA schedule was released yesterday, but the main story was not what games will be played, but rather if they will be played. The NFL lockout is drawing to a close, but the NBA lockout is still in its infancy.

The lockout is expected to continue into the season, and possibly cancel the entire season. When players are planning on playing in Europe, it is obvious that there is no quick solution to the problem.

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Who is on your Personal Sports Mount Rushmore?

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I tweet. A lot. 28,038 tweets as of writing this sentence, in fact, and I’m sure a few will be added to it before I hit “publish” on this post. (Though not an ideal practice, I tend to social media-multitask.)

Some people say that this tweeting is pointless and a waste of time other than when I post links to my site that drive traffic. I disagree. Strongly. Twitter has now become the breeding and testing ground for most of my blog post ideas. It allows me to test out an idea before committing the time necessary to turn it into a full article. Ask any blogger and they’ll tell you that is invaluable.

Case in point: today.

On a whim, I tweeted the following:

May turn this into a post. What is your personal sports Mount Rushmore?Clarification: personal sports Mount Rushmore is favorite, most beloved players, not necessarily best.

Immediately, responses starting pouring in. Clearly, this was a question that had gotten people thinking and that people were excited about sharing their two cents to answer.

Ding! Ding! Ding! I knew right then and there that I needed to turn it into a blog post.

So, now that this impromptu Twitter tip is complete — use Twitter to get, test, and develop your blog post ideas! — it is time to share my Personal Sports Mount Rushmore (PSMR) and then open the comment section for yours – the real fun of this.

I will warn everyone though: the greatest possible answer has already been given by @bschultzy, who said that his PSMR would just be “4 Ditkas.” Can’t top that.

And a quick note on criteria as you think about your own PSMR: there really is none. This is your Personal Sports Mount Rushmore. For me, that means weighing memories and personal feelings more than strictly accomplishments. For you it might mean something else. As the commercials say: no rules, just right.

Here is my Personal Sports Mount Rushmore:

Calbert Cheaney

There is no question who is #1 on my PSMR. It’s IU legend Calbert Cheaney, still the Big Ten’s all-time leading scorer with 2,613 career points (a record he just may hold forever; I’m not kidding), a former National Player of the Year, and currently the new Director of Operations for the Indiana basketball program.

Obviously there are many IU basketball players I could have chosen. Reading Steve Alford’s book Playing for Knight is was inspired me to work hard to become a good basketball player, but I was five years old in 1987 when Alford was a senior. AJ Moye played when I went to IU, and and there were few moments more exciting than being part of a packed Assembly Hall chanting “A-J Mo-ye” after #2 did something badass. Greg Graham, DJ White, Brian Evans, and others all are personal IU favorites of mine.

calbert-cheaneyBut no one comes close to Calbert.

I saw almost every home game he played during his four years at IU, and the 1992-93 Indiana team is my favorite sports team of all-time. They unfortunately fell short of a title, but to paraphrase Coach Norman Dale, they’ll always be winners in my book.

Calbert was as deadly efficient a scorer as there has ever been in the Big Ten. For the conference’s all-time leading scorer to be a wing player who had a career field goal percentage of .559 is astounding. That’s not a misprint. Calbert made almost 56% of his shots as a Hoosier. He was a complete player too. He averaged more than five rebounds a game, played defense, and was a leader on one of Bob Knight’s most deep and complete teams.

Calbert was also well-spoken, a good student, and a class act. To 12-year old me in 1993, Calbert he was the quintessential example of what an IU basketball player should be, and at that time in my life I did not think human beings got a whole lot more special than those who wore the Cream & Crimson and the candy-striped warm-up pants.

And then there are the memories. His surprising scoring from Day 1 after being one of the more unheralded members of the super 1989 recruiting class. His battles with the Big Dog and the Fab 5, which the Hoosiers usually won. The Final 4 in 1992. The 17-1 conference mark in 1993, including the electric game against Northwestern when his baseline jumper broke the Big Ten scoring record. Coach Knight even stopped the game to honor Calbert, something I’d never seen him do before. It was a testament to how much he thought of his humble, superlative senior.

Yes, on my Personal Sports Mount Rushmore, Calbert’s face is the one being carved first. And it’s not a debate. His greatness coincided with the time in my life when I was the most innocently and genuinely in love with sports, and I got to see so many of his great moments live. No one will ever supplant him.

Anthony Thompson

If I had been a little older when A.T. was running roughshod over the Big Ten, he might be able to give Calbert a run for his money. But I was just a little sprite back then, with Anthony’s incredible college career in Bloomington spanning my fourth through eighth years on this earth.

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And while I still remember how genuinely nice Anthony was to me when I’d tag along with my dad to practice and games, and while I have mementos like the picture hanging in my parents’ house from the cover of the Herald-Times sports page of me and Anthony from Picture Day, I was too young to truly appreciate his greatness like I could Calbert’s.

Here is one of the best examples of Anthony’s prowess, the day he scampered for 377 yards (then an NCAA record) against Wisconsin.

I have said many times before, and I’ll continue to say it probably forever, that Anthony Thompson is the most underrated player in Big Ten football history. I’m sure that good arguments could be made for many others in this regard, but I just cannot see anyone having a more underappreciated career of consistent greatness than A.T.

Remember folks, in 1987 Indiana was ranked #7 in the country at one point! Indiana! And who was the straw that stirred the drink? Anthony. He’s an icon in Bloomington and he should be an icon in the Big Ten in general. He was that good.

And he’s the second obvious, no-debate-required person I’d place on my Personal Sports Mount Rushmore.

Michael Jordan

When I originally tweeted this PSMR question out, I had Dan Marino listed as being one of my four, but I’ve thought better of that. I loved Marino, but I was three years in 1984 when he burst onto the scene, so I didn’t really appreciate Marino at his best.

But Michael Jordan, oh boy did I get to appreciate him at his best; and it’s the best I’ve ever seen an athlete be, and perhaps the best any athlete ever has been.

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I don’t follow the Bulls much anymore, but when I was younger I loved the Bulls. Certainly, I was not alone. Michael and Scottie were just fascinating to watch play basketball together, and they just seemed to get better and better together every year. And once they started winning championships in the early 90s, and then didn’t stop, it was impossible for me not to become completely swept up in the Cult of Jordan. (You know, when Jordan would do something remarkable and you’d say “Holy crap, Jordan is God!” and only be half joking.)

No, I didn’t put Jordan on my list initially, but when I sat down and thought about it, I realized I was underestimating just how Jordan-crazy I was back then. I watched every game of his I could, my dad and I took a few trips up to Chicago for events Jordan would be at, and I had all the shirts and hats and books and Nike Jordan gear I could handle.

When I add up the memories and the adoration, MJ comes out way ahead of Marino, so substituting him was an easy decision.

By the way, it is no coincidence that the first three choices all were at their peak before I could drive. Unbridled and innocent sports enthusiasm was possible back then, where it’s really not now. I certainly love my teams, and I’m a big fan of certain players nowadays, but it’s just not the same as it was back then; and I doubt it ever will be.

Mark Buehrle

mark-buehrleBut here is a guy from my older years who does get the a spot on the mountain. It was a tough choice, but Buehrle gets it for several reasons:

  • He has produced spectacular memories like the no-hitter, the perfect game, and his career-best 2005 season that culminated in a World Series title.
  • I still remember when Buehrle first came up and have these random but fun memories like when fellow White Sox fanatic KVB and I were at our digital animator’s parents’ house talking at length about this new guy named Buehrle who was having great start after great start. That may not sound like much, but it’s a fun memory for a whole host of reasons, none of which would make sense if I tried to explain them.
  • Like Anthony Thompson, I fear that Buehrle is destined to go down as severely underrated, and I feel invested in stating his case to the masses. I know that his career ERA and WHIP are never going to knock anyone’s socks off, but look at his year-by-year totals. He starts 30+ games every year, he pitches 200+ innings every year, and he wins 10+ games every year. That kind of consistency is a very underrated quality for a starting pitcher.
  • I don’t know how much the numbers back this up, but my visceral feeling any time Buehrle steps on the mound in a big spot is that he is going to deliver. We all have those athletes that we just believe in, perhaps even a bit irrationally. Mark Buehrle is that guy for me. I know he’s had his share of stinker games over the years, but in the ’05 playoffs he was outstanding, and against AL Central opponents he always seems to step up.

Plus, I need a player from the White Sox. Frank Thomas was the easy choice, but I always felt like my appreciation and love for The Big Hurt was a bit arm’s length. I respected him and his contributions more than I just loved him as a player.

Paul Konerko is another obvious candidate, but when I was faced with the decision a couple years ago of getting a White Sox jersey, and the decision came down to Buehrle or Konerko, I went with Buehrle. That had to mean something, right? I used it as my tie-breaker, so Mark and his rubber arm got the nod.

So there it is, my Personal Sports Mount Rushmore:

  • Calbert Cheaney
  • Anthony Thompson
  • Michael Jordan
  • Mark Buehrle

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But the fun only just now beginning, because now the comment section is open to you.

Who is on your Personal Sports Mount Rushmore, and why?

I can’t wait to see your responses.

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* – Calbert Cheaney photo credit: Jonathan Daniel/Getty Images via Life.com



America Supported the National Team; Will We Support the WPS?

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Fair or unfair, the 1999 U.S. Women’s National Team has become the yardstick against which all other Women’s National Teams will be judged. By that measure, the 2011 team fell just short.

While this year’s squad didn’t get its Brandi Chastain moment, it bested its two predecessors: the 2003 and 2007 teams both finished third. It was also the first team since 1999 to capture the interest and imagination of the Average American Sports Fan. Sunday’s World Cup final between the United States and Japan drew the biggest TV rating for a Women’s World Cup match since the unforgettable 1999 final. The end of the match inspired a record 7,196 tweets-per-second.

The 2011 side also gave us an Abby Wambach header in the 122nd minute against Brazil that we can only hope will not be forgotten.

And like the 1999 team, the 2011 Women’s National Team gave us stars, personalities, and an appreciation for women’s soccer played at a high level. But will America’s love affair with Wambach, Hope Solo, Alex Morgan, and Megan Rapinoe continue? Will support for the national team make the difficult transition into support for Women’s Professional Soccer (WPS), the highest level of women’s club soccer in the U.S.? [Read more...]