Calling All Captains: Who Is The Sexiest Captain of All-Time?

There is something special about being a captain. Whether you are the captain of a ship, the captain of a sports team, or heck, even just the captain of a bowl of crunchberries, you are the captain. You’re a leader. You’re the top dog. People respect you, follow you, look up to you.

Oh, and you’re usually the first one in line when it comes to getting the best looking women. (Sorry non-captains, that’s just how it goes.)

Inspired by our current affiliation with the Captain Morgan BracketMaster Challenge, we decided to put Erica, the official MSF Morganette, to work by having her determine who would be on her list of the sexiest captains of all-time.

EricaV_Ball_FullWe, of course, are quite certain that Erica (pictured right; click here for full-size) is the sexiest of the 32 lovely ladies competing in the BracketMaster Challenge. We are also certain that you should help us out and help yourself out by clicking here to vote for Erica. You can also text “EricaV” to 44686. Either way…vote! The first round ends March 2nd and we need to help Erica move on the next round.

Once you’re done voting for Erica, there is just one more vote to cast: your vote for who is the sexiest captain of all-time. And Erica is here to help. Check out the famous captains below and Erica’s descriptions of them. Ladies, feel free to fantasize about being these captains’ first mate. Dudes, read Erica’s takes about what makes these captains sexy – you might be able to learn a thing or two that can help you become a sexy captain yourself.

And since this is a sports blog, of course we lead off the athlete currently most associated with the iconic nickname The Captain.


The Captain (Derek Jeter Edition) [via]


Erica’s take: One word: baseball pants. Anyone who can rock baseball pants and play ball is sexy in my book.

Unfortunately, The Captain is already spoken for. As many of you probably know, Jeter already has his first mate, and it is someone quite famous and well known. See:


That’s right. “Captain Clicks” Jimmy Traina from the Hot Clicks blog at What, did you think I was referring to her?

Moving on now to other captains…

Captain Kirk [via]


Erica’s take: Who knew the Negotiator could be so suave… Beam me up Captain Kirk!

Captain Picard [via]


Erica’s take: Nothing gets me more excited  than a slick bald head.

Captain America [via]


Erica’s take: Look at that physique! Captain America is human perfection. His body is flawless and gorgeous. Boys, take notes.

Captain Jack Sparrow [via]


Erica’s take: His mischievousness and wit make him irresistible. Who doesn’t love a bad boy? I am mesmerized by his dark eyeliner and treacherous personality. He can hold me hostage any day!

Captain Hook [via]


Erica’s take: Captain Hook is quite the stud. His hand was eaten by a crocodile and now he has a hook for a hand. To top it off he rocks a handle bar mustache. Clearly, women adore him because he’s a stud.

Captain Han Solo [via]


Erica’s take: If I were Princess Leia, I’d be all over my man. Han Solo has the charm and devilish good looks that drive women wild. He’s got skills with his light saber and his first mate is a Wookie. What more do you need?

Captain John Smith [via]


Erica’s take: I like a man that isn’t afraid to discover new worlds…

Cap’n Crunch [via]


Erica’s take: This Captain can “Make it Happen”. When I wake up, he makes sure I get a well balanced breakfast. His sweetness and generosity make him very sexy.

Captain Ahab [via]


Erica’s take: Captain Ahab’s sexy Quaker beard and passion for revenge make him attractive. Not to mention, he has a harpoon…

Captain Kangaroo [via]


Erica’s take: Captain Kangaroo has got impeccable fashion sense. A man that knows how to dress well and have a good time is very sexy.

Captain Munnerlyn [via]


Erica’s take: Like men in baseball pants, men that rock their football pants and can play ball are super sexy. It makes sports more enjoyable than they already are…

And the overall sexiest captain, according to Erica, is……

Captain Morgan, of course!


Erica’s take: with his charisma, commanding presence, and ridiculously good-looks he defines “sexy”. We have all been to his legendary parties and he truly knows how to bring out the inner Captain in us all.  One can only dream to be apart of his entourage and I am very fortunate to be apart of his elite band of Morganettes.

Now the question is: who do you think is the sexiest captain of all-time. Vote below and drop a comment to tell us why.

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