I was shocked I tell you – shocked! – when I found out today that Tim Tebow, the patron saint of all that is holy in sports and life and all of mankind and humanity, was in Vegas recently partying until the wee hours of the morning. Yes. You heard that right.
…the Denver Broncos quarterback, who has cultivated a wholesome image, was clubbing until 2:30 a.m. at Surrender nightclub at Steve Wynn’s Encore.
Tim Tebow!? OUR Tim Tebow!? Out until 2:30 am!? For the love of Dan Shanoff, what is going on here!!??
But wait! Read on to the next sentence:
Sticking to water…
Ah yes, that’s the Timmy Tebow we all know and love! He might be out at 2:30 am in Vegas, but he isn’t about to succumb to the same earthly vices that everyone else in Vegas does.
This, of course, got me thinking: what would a night out in Vegas with Tim Tebow be like? And because my mind has become warped by the Internet, I decided to speculate in the form of a meme.
So allow me to introduce the Tebow in Vegas meme.
Update: Based on how some people are taking this post, clearly assuming that I am trying disparage Tebow, I feel the need to clarify. I really like and respect Tim Tebow. He annoyed the hell out of me when he first got to Florida, but over time he won me over because, as far as I can tell, he is a completely genuine person. The created this post because of the juxtaposition of the “pure” Tim Tebow and Las Vegas, which is anything but, seemed damn near absurd and certainly a perfect subject for these style of meme. So, to the Tebow lovers who are come here: I share your appreciation for Tebow. I wish I had 25% of his conviction, confidence, and self-discipline.
Below are the first seven that popped into my head. I might add to it later if any more strike me, but I’d rather see what you can come up with. If you want to make your own, here is the PSD file and here is a site where you can upload the images once done. Throw your links in the comment section.
Tebow in Vegas: The Meme
Okay, whatcha got? The comment section and salvation await.