Black Swan Face Off: Mila Kunis v Natalie Portman

You wouldn’t think that a thriller set in the world of ballet could can get sports bloggers talking, yet Black Swan has managed to do just that.

The movie, directed by Darren Aronofsky (The Wrestler, Pi) and starring Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis, doesn’t open until tomorrow, but there is one scene in particular that already has people (okay, mostly dudes) talking. You probably already know what I’m referring to; if not, the pic below will satisfy your curiosity.

In anticipation of the movie’s opening – and I think it looks really good, by the way – I figured we should have a little fun and do another one of our lovely lady face offs. In recent months, we’ve had you vote on Rachel McAdams v Anne Hathaway, Sofia Vergara v Julie Bowen, and also enjoyed a nice gallery of Diane Lane photos. Today, we let the pictures do the talking and let you do the voting in our Black Swan face off.

It’s Mila Kunis v Natalie Portman, and we simply ask: who ya got?


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As always, we provide plenty of arguments on both sides in the form of some pretty nice pictures. If the choice is not immediatley obvious to you, scroll below to view a gallery of hand-selected Mila Kunis pics and Natalie Portman pics.

And if you want to know what scene from Black Swan I was referring to earlier that is causing all the fuss, here is a still from the movie (trailer embedded at bottom of the post):

[Note: Image of Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis making out has been removed due to a copyright claim.]

So there you go.

Now, without further ado, a couple of fun animated gifs and then the picture gallery.

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And here is the trailer for Black Swan:

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  1. By the way, my vote was for Natalie Portman.

  2. duke ravenwood says:

    i would give them both the HBI

  3. I can't answer that question without knowing who has the nicer personality.

  4. They both look like 13 year old boys. Deal with it. But Mila is comming out of that phase. So I choose her.

    • hahah you're obviously either too fat or ugly to even consider getting a girl that looks even half as good as one of them. they're both beautiful beyond words

    • I'm so sick of insecure men degrading beautiful women by saying they look like guys. To me that screams manhood issues and/or pedophilia tendencies. Any woman with the mature appearance of a WOMAN (not a little girl,) or any women for that matter, that don't look like hypersexed ten year olds with double D's are deemed masculine. It seems to be the trend of the last 5-10 years to spew out unfounded insults about women "looking like a boy." How often do you hear a woman say "that dude looks like a girl?" It is unheard of. But degrading a women is just dandy. But this insult about Natalie and Mila are just plain dumb. They couldn't look any more feminine. If they looked any more feminine they would have two vaginas each and would be a pile of lips boobs and eyelashes.

  5. While I've had a longer crush on Natalie, I had to give this one to Mila. She is way more approachable, and that makes her hotter ;)

  6. it is clearly all about Mila

  7. Team Portman

  8. Kunis. Hands down

  9. darkhorsewins says:

    The battle of the vagina comes down to who can actually GET the vagina:

  10. Jerod taking a vote gotta be a new one. Surprisingly there's no girl-friend appeasing disclaimer this time – "As for me, I’ll abstain. My girlfriend is hotter than both of them, so there really isn’t any reason for me to vote." About time you took a stand Jerod, well done!! ;-)

  11. As long as they don't speak, Kunis.

  12. It must be kind of strange to be that ridiculously attractive. Is it still enjoyable for them past a certain point? Do they miss having people treat them like… people?

  13. puddintane says:



    Team Kunis all the way!

  14. Can't there be an options for both?I can't decide between two of the hottest Jews in Hollywood!

  15. portman all the way no doubt about it

  16. To Natalie and Mila: I'm gonna have sex with both of you anyway… you might as well be there

  17. Natalie has nice boobs.

  18. Always Right says:

    Mila Kunis FTW

  19. I Pick Natalie… I like an educated woman :)

  20. Andre Ricci says:

    you guys are soo sick!!!
    the beauty of mila can´t be seen that way, she is an angel, we can´t compare her to piece of meat!!
    and by the way I just can´t belive that she is the girlfrind of that piece of sheet from home alone.
    mila must be on an altar… whit the godnes!!!!!

  21. Anyone that has seen Black Swan knows hands down MILA IS THE BOMB! Megan Fox in Transformers 1 can't even fade her. Natalie is beautiful too but Mila is on another level of sexy.

  22. i ´m here find her… MILA

  23. Mila is so hot but Natalie is not so my choice is mila

  24. wayne of SALEM says:

    not even a contest….MILA….dam did she ever get so fine since the 70s show!

  25. They both look so great

  26. Lmao at you says:

    WOW Chai NO jew on earth looks like Mila Kunis – she is Ukrainian and Russian , just because she mentioned that some relatives were holocaust victims don't make her a fuckin jew dude.

    • Ploni Almoni says:

      From Wikipedia:

      "Kunis is Jewish and has cited antisemitism in the former Soviet Union as one of several reasons for her family's move to the U.S. She has said that her parents "raised me Jewish as much as they could", though religion was suppressed in the Soviet Union."

      Does this change your opinion about what Jews look like?

  27. kingrat56 says:

    What was that, a slut off.

  28. Mila is a beautiful girl… but this one ain’t that close.


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