Non-Sports: This Nutrigrain ad is one of the most bizarre commercials I’ve ever seen

October 6, 2010 By 124 Comments

I just stumbled upon this old Nutrigrain commercial from 2006 and I’m not really sure what to say about it, other than it is a) incredibly bizarre and b) I think I kind of like it, in a strange at-least-they’re-going-bold kind of way.

One thing is for sure: after watching it, I immediately feel grreeeeeeaaaat. Don’t you?

The most insane part of this commercial is definitely the lady. Her facial expressions are, well, insane.

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But at least she’s going to get to make lots of babies. Or something like that.

On second thought, this commercial doesn’t make me feel grrrreeeeeeaaaat. It pretty much just creeps me out. No more Nutrigrain bars.

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  • Luis

    lol this commercial is awesome. Nutrigrain ftw

  • Jonthecomposer

    Exactly what I was thinking. lol

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  • http://www.fanssportscorner.com Jamie

    OMG this is awesome

  • Alex

    the new mdma nutrigrain bar. so good.

  • MikePriceWrites

    Me and my roommates used to love this back in college, thank you Stumble for bringing it back into my life. Nutrigrain and and Stumble ftw!

  • rood boy

    wait til the sugar hit wears off – and he realises his chick is ugly and hes just a big dick thats goin a bit flacid. Mind you i gave up sugar 8 months ago and everyone said i would feel great but i don't and haven't since my last choc hit all that time ago. At least this guys got his moment. thats it f- it i'm back on the stuff

  • Caroline

    Wasn't this the time The Office started running….must have been the same writers …… haha

  • David

    Met that guy in a Vons in Pasadena, CA. He couldnt believe I recognized him and I showed him that I had the comercial on my ipod!

    I didnt wanna ask him to say I FEEEL GREEEEAAATTTTTT

  • Nibby

    Of all the product commercials I've seen, this is the only one that made me actually want to go out and buy the product. Purely for the epic WTF factor it gave me. Whatever it is, they're doing it right.

  • foozlesprite

    What….what is this? I don't even…

    The best part is totally the lady. It's not the faces that does it for me though, it's the relentless shoving of random office objects into her shirt to kick-start her 500 babies. Just reminds me of the Powerthirst commercial. FOUR HUNDRED BABIES!!!

  • MasacruAlex

    This comercial made me FEEEEL GREEEAAAAAT!!!!

  • Scott

    BABIES EVVVEEEERRRYYYWHHHEREEEE!!!!!!

  • Bob

    That is the most retarded commercial earth has ever witnessed

  • agdag

    i saw a skit of this at a con one time lol this is the only time in my life i feel like a want a nutrigrain bar

  • Shoobidoo

    fabulooouuuus!

  • http://www.facebook.com/Mandala.Juturna KidA2113

    I've seen this before, but the end was replaced with "ADDERALL" hahaha

  • ang

    I just seen this posted on facebook but it was called "What ADDERALL does to you"

  • shana

    Nutri GRAM not nurtigrain. sigh.

  • David

    Troll detected.

    This is still my favorite commercial of all time, even if it never actually aired.

  • asasas

    they tried to copy the manergy drink "ads"…

  • David

    Is that the guy from Chuck?

  • Guest#77052

    No, it definitely says Nutri GRAIN….

  • fuk yea

    Totally agreed

  • Will

    Reminds me of Nicolas Cage in Bad Lieutenant: Port of call New Orleans.

  • NickDynmo

    Hate to break it to you all, but this commercial is not affiliated with Kellogg at all, and is a comedy sketch. I don't remember who, but it is indeed just a comedy bit, and not an actual ad for Nutri-Grain, as many others here seem to believe it is.

  • http://www.midwestsportsfans.com JerodMSF

    I did not know that…

  • Elizabeth

    Haha I love when the woman says "Yeah… babies everyyywhere!"

  • kelly

    apparently, according to this, women are only good for their looks and making babies. lovely.

  • Jen

    lol shut up

  • Jen

    you're wrong.

  • http://www.midwestsportsfans.com JerodMSF

    Haha, best part of the commercial!

  • Cameron

    Apparently, according to your comment, you like to find meaning in nothing. It's supposed to be a joke ffs

  • Adam

    Apparently, according to these replies your opinion is both retarded and dismissable

  • Bildo

    I got five buck that says you're ugly…….. :)

  • moe

    does anyone know the track playing in the commercial?

  • Heyo

    Welcome to Earth.

  • babies

    then i oughta take it more often. :)

  • Darkwood Archer III

    totally happened before those ads, way less annoying, way funnier and overall more clever

  • Darkwood Archer III

    I love that the black guy is just staring at a pair of panties when you first see him

  • anonameidiot

    Haha true :p

  • ———

    Wow, that commercial made me FEEEEL GREEEEAAAAAT!!!! YEEAAAAAAAHHH!

  • guest

    why did you feel the need to reference the fact that he's black?

  • GuestyMcGuestpants

    I think it's probably to differentiate him from the other, non-black guys in the video.

  • anon

    he was also the only guy sniffing underwear. i think that sets him apart.

  • Kelly's Dad

    Except for you, Kelly. You're not good enough for making babies (god help any you may have produced already) and far too ugly to participate in society.

    Have a Nice Day!

  • Socially Equal

    Because you're an overly-sensitive moron…moron.

  • Chloe

    yeah, that's crap. And apparently it's cool to fill the world up with more useless children when we already have 8 billion plus people on earth

  • 7isbetterthan4

    What's your point, hole?

  • Rob

    There's only 6 billion plus, dumb whore. Apparently this commercial is right; all you're good for is your looks and your ovaries.

  • Rob

    SHOOT HIM AGAIN

  • Lao

    Chill, dude.

  • Rosalia

    Way to be a dumb cunt Kelly. First of all, that's not why they're getting married. They decided to spend their lives together because he found her attractive and was feeling Greaaaaat. She's the one who said she wanted babies. Lots of them. Everywhere. He happily agreed. I don't see why you can't just be happy for them. JUST BECAUSE NO ONE WANTS TO MARRY YOU DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO RAIN ON THEIR PARADE KELLY. That being said, you're assuming that it's trying to be sexist. Which makes you semi-sexist. WAY TO BE SEXIST KELLY. You're a disgrace to women everywhere.

  • Sa-ra-rah

    I'll put ten on that. Agreed.

  • Rob

    Chloe could be a man in disguise because this is the internet, you wise-one. Apparently this commercial is right; all I'm good for is making stupid mistakes :3

  • Rob

    lol, I caught your joke there with the "mistake" at the end of your sentence! By the way, I wasn't serious about the previous comment. It was crude and unnecessary, and I apologize, Chloe, but I would like to point out that your comment/statement lacked very much intelligence from my point of view.

  • Anansi

    @Rosalia- Awesome reply, there. :)

  • Anansi

    I bet you've been sterilized at a young age.

  • Mina

    missing the point much?

  • John

    Better put your glasses on grandma…definitely says nutrigrain.

  • Rick James

    exactly…. You are lucky that you are even allowed to speak in public. Now back to the kitchen with you…

  • Sir Ranch

    I suppose you missed the litany of mistakes he made throughout that entire commercial?

    Learn some comprehension skills, instead of looking for something to moan about.

  • Jay Jay

    FINALLY!!!!! A woman that understands her purpose on this earth!!

  • doobiiz

    its so funny :L

  • myself

    it looks like a ucb sketch.

  • theking

    This is great.

  • Jwhi

    I think it's actually an ad for cocaine

  • anonymoose

    Too bad by assuming the term black is used as a race issue instead of just simply an adjective you are the one that is actually being racist here.

  • lindseytinsey

    IT"S A JOKE! Lighten up, will you?

  • bill

    I have to say the font your comments are written in is rather misogynist.

  • Andrew

    Who cares if there's 6 billion people. It's not like the U.S. is overpopulated. The middle of the country has a relatively small population density. Hell, we're bigger than China and only have a fourth of the population

  • superted

    true!

  • ccon

    oh please, quit being a baby and start making them

  • ccon

    quit being a baby and start making them, kelly

  • 2010-1952-2010

    Definitely want to take some xtc now.

  • Dave

    Crack Cocaine. It's not just for breakfast!

  • Alex

    I disargee, they are also good for making sandwiches. :D

  • http://loveireland16.wordpress.com/ Becca J.

    I should have used preperation H, but I feel great!!!

  • http://loveireland16.wordpress.com/ Becca J.

    why did you feel the need to imply that he was racist?

  • http://loveireland16.wordpress.com/ Becca J.

    Did that guy just get a boner from getting punched in the stomach?!

  • Matthew

    EXACTLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Amoose

    Zomg, I didn't even notice what he was looking at! xD

  • sooty

    i love how there's a full door on his half wall cubicle.

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  • dakota

    What this is news to you?!?!?

  • hello

    that's still more than the men in this ad were good for.

  • joe

    yeah, b*tch make me a sandwich!

  • Liz

    Kellogg's would not air a commercial with the word "ass" in it, folks. It's a comedy sketch.

  • Hen

    actually its not, I've seen this commercial quite frequently on most channels…too bad there isn't more like it, commercials that are actually funny.

  • S.H.C.

    I was GOING to tell Kelly to chill out (after all, that guy ALSO wanted to have five hundred of them, and the sketch clearly suggests that marrying a woman for her looks is a bad idea- alongside with quitting your job for no reason and having somebody punch you as hard as they can). But you idiots all just proved her point- most of you only commented on her looks, or her baby-making qualifications, proving that our society is still generally misogynistic.

    In conclusion- Kelly probably should just chill out, because I have a lot of issues with how women are treated in North America, and I thought this was hilarious.
    Everybody else- Congratulations on proving that MOST of you aren't good enough to make babies.

    But you will anyway, won't you. .

  • karl volkenstein

    Amazing how consistently lame sports fans are

  • ScoJo77

    I think this was done on spec.

  • crazysquid

    I think this was done on Methamphetamines.

  • crazysquid

    Get a bone….A funny bone kelly.

  • Cat blenderer

    Saying that you proved your point based off of the response of people on comment board is like suggesting to people that you can prove "what doesn't kill you only makes you stronger" by sticking a cat in a blender briefly. In other words you are laughable and you will be in my blender next when I move on to people.

  • ric

    nah… there good for making dinner and taking out the trash too…

  • Loz

    Nono, tthe advert was saying marrying a girl for her looks then having lots of babies, particuarly when you don't have a job, was a bad thing and would make most people miserable, but he still felt GREAT cos he had a nutrigrain bar.
    Or so I understood it.

  • http://thehereandnow.xxx larz

    Amazing how consistently lame sports fans are what?

  • http://twitter.com/SunnyDuhLight @SunnyDuhLight

    hahaha :)

  • mik

    i can relate, i quit my job a couple of weeks ago, i have no income and i'm making babies with a girl i love all day, i feel grrrreeeeeeeeeaat!

  • jordan

    are you stupid or something?

  • Arcano

    yes. streets of calcutta ananda shankar

  • jim

    who cares if its offensive or a comedy skit or whatever it makes me feel grrrrreeeeaaaaatttttttt

  • Mike

    Hate to break it to you, but this commercial is not affiliated with any comedy show/series at all, and is a commercial. I don't remember who produced it, but it is indeed just a commercial and an actual ad for Nutri-Grain. Many believe this because well… it is.

    Just because it runs longer than 00:30 and it has the word "ass" (oh my!) doesn't mean it's not actually a commercial.

  • Trunx

    im with you

  • hanz

    i just ate a whole box of nutrigrain bars. i dont feel so good

  • wooter

    i love that!!!

  • Alfred F. Jones

    OMG BABIES EVERYWHERE I ALWAYS SAY WITH MY FRIENDS INSIDE JOKE IN A COMMERCIAL THAT I LOOOVVVEEEE!

  • chefmaven

    They should bring this one back! Wow that was super funny, and I feel greaaaat!

  • http://www.willconnor.co.uk Will

    Hey there!

    The track is by Ananda Shankar and the State of Bengal and I'm not sure of the track title, but it's from the one release that appeared on Peter Gabriel's World label. Hope that helps.

  • alys

    agreeeeeeee

  • big cat

    best response ever

  • Bekah

    way to go Charlie Sheen, your life is just filled with winning..

  • montana

    Yup this is a LEGIT commercial. It actually aired on T.V. for several months. It was hilarious.

  • GGPAnash

    Fucking Great

  • Ingrid

    wow that what you fucking took from this?

  • Guest

    Man, you didn't remember when this commercial was on tv? It was awesome. Babies EVERYWHERE!

  • Twisted MEtal

    Ill Make You Shiver when I Deliverrr

  • Guest

    BABIES EVERYWHERE! ha…..yes…500 of them, actually [=

  • givesgoodemail

    This was one of a series of commercials developed by Turnstile Productions on spec. The Nutrigrain people didn't care for theirs, and didn't buy them.

    There were also Turnstile Production ads for Budweiser and Raisin Bran Crunch–everyone of them funny as hell:

    "This is Ted. Ted…is a lunatic."

  • Bobby Raber

    I cant stop watching it .

  • What's your name

    and that's how Linux was founded

  • SAM!!!!!!

    YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Sumner

    where do you find the other ones??