The young man’s horrified screams after his unfortunate skateboarding accident tell you all you really need to know about this video:
AHHHH! F–k! OWWW!!! I think I hit my balls! I’m f–king bleeding! I’m f–king bleeding! I’m bleeding out my f–king balls dude!
Obviously I can’t say that I feel his (immense) pain…and Halelujah for that…but as guys we can all at least commiserate with this young Tony Hawk wannabe.
Try to watch if you dare (and obviously the language is NSFW):
Hat tip for video: Deadspin
You may be thinking to yourself, “Dude, why the f–K would you show us that video?” Fair question.
There are two reasons:
- The kid was going all out to perform a pretty daring trick and split is damn balls to the point they were bleeding. I don’t know what the aftermath was and how bad his injuries were, but he at least deserves 15 minutes of Internet fame for his testicular troubles.
- Hopefully it will make you think twice before trying a similar stunt of you own. Protect your balls men. Always protect your balls.
And if you need to perform any tricks involving balls, just do what former Pittsburgh Pirates pitcher Jim Bibby did and use your hand.
Image credit: SI Vault via PicChore.com
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How was it humanly possible for him to even move his legs, let alone run?
Seriously. I have no idea. That looks so ridiculously painful.
its called adrenaline
Why is everyone just sitting there until he yells he's bleeding?? Get the hell up and grab an ice pack or cold water bottle or something, even if there is no blood!! WTF! Even if you're only pretending to care… do something! Damn zombies
I love how people start to get their cameraphones out after he is screaming "I'm bleeding on my balls". :-o
the fucking credit-card !!!!!!!!
Oh boy. Another "Midwest Sports Fans" link on Digg. Let me click on it, go have lunch, shop for a new phone, call my mother, re-arrange my sock drawer, jog a mile, read the Patriot Act, and come back to see if we've made progress.
incredi-balls
niggahs balls got hurt …. no man should feel what he felt
He looks like Chunk from The Goonies
I think I hit my ball,lol,funny,but in sports,it's easy to get hurt
Can I have the game “ball”!