The young man’s horrified screams after his unfortunate skateboarding accident tell you all you really need to know about this video:
AHHHH! F–k! OWWW!!! I think I hit my balls! I’m f–king bleeding! I’m f–king bleeding! I’m bleeding out my f–king balls dude!
Obviously I can’t say that I feel his (immense) pain…and Halelujah for that…but as guys we can all at least commiserate with this young Tony Hawk wannabe.
Try to watch if you dare (and obviously the language is NSFW):
Hat tip for video: Deadspin
There are two reasons:
- The kid was going all out to perform a pretty daring trick and split is damn balls to the point they were bleeding. I don’t know what the aftermath was and how bad his injuries were, but he at least deserves 15 minutes of Internet fame for his testicular troubles.
- Hopefully it will make you think twice before trying a similar stunt of you own. Protect your balls men. Always protect your balls.
And if you need to perform any tricks involving balls, just do what former Pittsburgh Pirates pitcher Jim Bibby did and use your hand.