At some point I’ll stop shaking my head so I can actually type.
Seriously, what the hell is wrong with the major universities in my home state?
Over the course of the last year, promotional videos have been released for Purdue and Notre Dame that are so lame, so pathetic, and so utterly turdly, that they defy description.
I’m damn near speechless.
Here is the Notre Dame video. If I said it sucks I would be guilty of severely understating its suckiness.
So just watch it.
Totally Lame Notre Dame Promo Video
Give Notre Dame credit for creativity and writing ability though. “We are N-D, We are Notre Dame.” Those are some pretty awesome, catchy lyrics there…(as a certain Conan O’Brien character might say) for me to poop on!
And now, here is the aforementioned Purdue video.
Turdly Purdue Promo Video
Nooooo!!!!! They took it down! That sucks!
And now it’s even worse in my mind. What Boilers, one IU fan makes fun of your video so you take your ball and go home? I had so much fun pointing people to that video and laughing hysterically with them while they watched it.
I didn’t think I could hate Purdue any more. I was wrong.
Anyway, since Purdue’s “Give Back” promo video is no longer available for pointing and laughing, here is video of Ron Dayne making a Purdue football player his bitch back in the day:
I mean, if you really want to promote Purdue accurately, you might as well just show people this video with the following slogan: “Purdue: where all that’s worthy of getting banged is the giant drum.”