The excerpt that follows is, unquestionably, the line of the day today in sports writing. It might be the line of the week…the month…or perhaps even the year. But lest hyperbole get the best of me and defeat the genius of time and perspective, I’ll stick with simply calling it the line of the day.
Either way, it is equal parts perfect analogy and terrifically funny.
And it involves mocking Curtis Painter. Brilliant!
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