Today’s link of the day comes from the good folks at Shutdown Corner, where the Mighty MJD has broken down the top 20 highest selling NFL jerseys from April 1 through August 28. Â Though it won’t surprise anyone now, it certainly would have surprised a lot of people back on April 1st if you’d said that two of the four highest selling jerseys over the next five months would be Brett Favre in purple and Michael Vick for the Eagles.
Here is the list of Top 20 selling NFL jerseys, courtesy of Darren Rovell’s SportsBiz, via Shutdown Corner:
1. Brett Favre, Vikings
2. Jay Cutler, Bears
3. Troy Polamalu, Steelers
4. Michael Vick, Eagles
5. Ben Roethlisberger, Steelers
6. Tony Romo, Cowboys
7. Mark Sanchez, Jets
8. Tom Brady, Patriots
9. Adrian Peterson, Vikings
10. Eli Manning, Giants
11. Terrell Owens, Bills
12. Peyton Manning, Colts
13. Hines Ward, Steelers
14. LaDainian Tomlinson, Chargers
15. Jason Witten, Cowboys
16. Larry Fitzgerald, Cardinals
17. Joe Flacco, Ravens
18. Matt Ryan, Falcons
19. Aaron Rodgers, Packers
20. Michael Crabtree, 49ers
The most startling fact is this, as explained by MJD: Vick has only been with the Eagles for 14 days, yet he is 4th in jersey sales over the past five months. Amazing.
And really, I suppose that we can’t be too surprised about Favre topping the list. Many of his old Green Bay fans will buy a jersey wherever he plays, and the entire Minnesota fan base is salivating at finally having a QB with some positive winning experience as a starter. Forget that he’s 40 and over the hill and probably won’t make it through the season healthy.
(In fact, he might not make it out of the preseason. Just caught on ESPN that Favre apparently thinks he may have another ready-made excuse if he stinks this year a cracked rib. Uh oh…)
Honestly though, consider the implications of the following statement four or five years ago: “In the year 2009, Brett Favre Vikings jerseys will be the highest selling jersey in the NFL.” It would have sounded totally non-sensical and the kind of thing that a Packers fan would describe as a certain sign of the dawning of the apocalypse.
And here is a contemporary sign of the impending end of the world: Michael Crabtree, who is a turd has yet to sign with the 49ers and is threatening to skip the entire season, is ranked #20 in jersey sales…out of all players in the NFL!Â
At least his holdout appears to be hurting his sales though. Â Darren Rovell mentions that Crabtree was 8th on the list a short time ago. Â As MJD points out, for those 49ers who were excited that Crabtree fell to #10 and then gobbled up his jersey, it “could turn out to be the worst jersey investment of all-time.”
Or, like I said, just a precursor to the apocalypse.Â
And now some other great links to carry you through the afternoon and evening. Â See you all tomorrow morning.
Sports:
- NBA All Under-25 League — (Barkley’s Mouth)
- Jay Cutler: By the numbers — (Jay Cutler Superstar)
- 2009 NFC West Preview — (MoonDog)
- Broncos-Bears preseason game was like a playoff game — (Peter King’s MMQB)
- NFC North predictions from ESPN — (i94 Sports)
- Rich Rodriguez defends himself against allegations — (FanHouse)
- Great perspective on Tim Tebow — (Tim TeBlog by Dan Shanoff)
- Where’s the love for Miggy? — (MLive)
- College football pick ‘em — (Sparty and Friends)
- Denver fan debuts “Cuntler” #6 jersey — (Busted Coverage)
Non-Sports:
- 4 reasons winning the Mega Millions would suck — (Illuminati)
- Guide to being a man: How to slay a vampire — (Straight Pinkie)
- Macaulay Culkin is the father of Michael Jackson’s youngest kid? — (The Sun)
- 12 inventions that had to have been created by stoners — (Hail Mary Jane)


After his solid performance in the Browns’ third preseason game, a
Doesn’t it seem somewhat oxymoronic to see “Tom Brady” and “injury update” placed next to eachother? If there is one thing we have come to learn about the New England Patriots and injuries, it’s that there are rarely any updates worth listening to.
The first annual MSF Fantasy Football League draft took place last night. There was plenty of vitriolic back-and-forth banter between Ohio State and Michigan fans before the draft, and now that everyone has a team, such banter can spread throughout the league as the preseason trash talk heats up in the buildup for opening weekend.
A couple weeks back I told you to be wary of Matt Cassel this year as you prepare for your fantasy football drafts. That he’s in a new city with only one true playmaker on the outside (Dwayne Bowe) and no longer has the dynamic duo of Randy Moss and Wes Welker to make things easy on him were a few of the reasons.
Things are looking very dull for the Chicago Cubs and their playoff hopes. The lovable losers are 9 games behind the Cardinals in the NL Central Division, and that number doesn’t seem to want to decrease. The Cardinals are playing very strong, and they just seem to win whenever the Cubs do.
No one who roots for the White Sox is happy right now. Â And that’s an understatement.
Over the course of the last week, I have had the pleasure of engaging in a Browns preseason Q&A with 
Bob Knight. The General.
Brock was an All-American wrestler in his college days at Minnesota, and transformed himself quickly into what became one of the most popular wrestlers in Vince McMahon’s version of Motley Crue’s White Trash Circus, the WWE. He was “crowned” the youngest champion in WWE history, and given  the nickname “The Next Big Thing”.
Here’s the point: agree or disagree, Brock Lesnar has become the face of the UFC, and in turn, the face of MMA. Whether you love him or hate him, that’s the point. He’s young, He’s exciting. He’s controversial. Don’t expect any of that to change any time soon.
What Michael Vick brings to the table for the NFL and the Philadelphia Eagles is excitement, big plays, and lots of flash. Â As football fans, we crave this like a bad drug habit. Â This excitement and big play potential is why we watch the game, similar to how many NASCAR fans watch races for the crashes. Â 


Jared Allen and Brandon Marshall Deliver Some Entertaining NFL Preseason Goodies
First off all, something that made me laugh out loud this morning while the morning SportsCenter was running in the background as I got ready for work. In case you didn’t hear the latest world-stopping controversy out of Minnesota, there were reports that surfaced yesterday about a “schism” in the Vikings locker room regarding the players’ support for Brett Favre.
While Brett Favre played his I’m-just-a-simpleton-from-Mississippi card and explained that he didn’t know what “schism” meant, his new teammate Jared Allen was much more hilariously eloquent in describing how big, complicated, six-letter words are so foreign to NFL locker rooms:
Jared Allen’s comments on “schism”, via The Big Lead:
The video of him delivering the line was even funnier. He had just gotten done at practice, was all sweaty, half out of breath, and looked directly into the camera when he delivered the line. I wonder how long he’d been saving it, or how many of his teammates he tested it out on before running over to to officially deliver it to the world.
I don’t really care one way or the other; it’s the funniest (and certainly the most ironic) line from an NFL player we’ll hear all year.
(And here’s an early nominee for funniest message board post discussing this situation, from BoxDen.com: “hes #69 for a reason abstinence my ass”)
And for anyone else who is still wondering what a “schism” actually is, here is the dictionary definition…and then here is a video that defines it even better in lovely, melodic tones as only Tool can deliver:
And speaking of weird videos, did you all see Brandon Marshall at Broncos practice yesterday? Kudos to whoever described him as acting like an ass clown, because that’s about the most apt way to describe it that I can think of:
Video: Brandon Marshall Acting Like an Ass Clown at Practice
Acting like a petulant child is definitely the way to go when you want to get traded and get a new contract. Umm…not. (Actually, this is the NFL we’re talking about, so maybe Marshall is onto something.)
Marshall was, of course, in full damage control mode this morning, but there is a good chance that this video will stick with him for the rest of his career, kinda like TO doing push-ups in his driveway. (And TO’s only gotten two fat new contracts since that display…so take that Brandon Marshall! Wait a minute…)
I wonder what Josh McDaniels is thinking right about now. What’s the over-under on how many games the Broncos win this year? 3.5? I might be tempted to take the under.
Enjoy your Friday everyone. Â I’ll Be back later if anything hot comes up and will definitely have a link post up this afternoon.
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* – Jared Allen photo credit: Tom Olmscheid via USAToday.com