To my good friends at Cowher09.com, it looks like the dream has died.
According to report posted less than an hour ago by Mary Kay Cabot of the Plain-Dealer, Randy Lerner said today that Bill Cowher told him on Saturday night that he wasn’t interested in becoming the head coach of the Cleveland Browns.
“Speculation for his replacement had been centered on Cowher for several weeks, but Lerner said Monday that he met with Cowher on Saturday night and that Cowher said he would not return to coaching in 2009 and asked Lerner to take him off the Browns list of candidates.
Cowher told Lerner that he was comfortable with his lifestyle in North Carolina at this time.”
Lerner has reportedly already asked for permission to speak with Scott Pioli, the Executive Vice President of the New England Patriots, whose availability was made more immediate by the Patriots’ failure to make the playoffs despite 11 wins.
Also included in the Cabot report is something that made me feel like puking.
Apparently he “appeared interested” when told that the New York Jets had fired Eric Mangini. I did not realize this, but Mangini once worked for the Browns. And Mangini famously worked for Scott Pioli when coaching under Bill Belichick with the New England Patriots.
Why did this make me feel like puking? Because I don’t like Eric Mangini. For someone who has done very little at the head coaching level in the NFL, Mangini seems to have a monstrous ego. And I’m sorry, but after four years of Romeo Crennel I want to see some fire on the sidelines, not Magini’s constant looks of disbelief and displeasure, as if every call he makes is perfect and it is always the players’ fault for screwing things up.
Please Randy Lerner, do not bring the Mangina to Cleveland.
As discussed in yesterday’s post, there appear to be a wealth of qualified NFL coordinators that Randy Lerner is interested in as the future coach of the Browns. That list includes:
- Steven Spagnuolo of the New York Giants
- Jim Schwartz of the Tennessee Titans
- Jason Garrett of the Dallas Cowboys (another PLEASE NO for me)
- Rex Ryan of the Baltimore Ravens
- Josh McDaniels of the New England Patriots
A lot will obviously depend on who Lerner hires to make the GM decisions. If that is Scott Pioli, you would have to think that Mangini and McDaniels would have a prime opportunity to land the head job with Cleveland.
I have to admit, I am pretty disappointed that Bill Cowher has turned down the Browns offer. There is obviously no more proven coach available than Bill Cowher, and his fire and intensity could have been just what the doctor ordered for a talented Browns roster that oftentimes seems to lack the killer instinct to make the big plays when necessary.
If there is anything separating the Browns from the hated Steelers, it is that: a killer instinct. Just having Bill Cowher couldn’t turn Brandon McDonald into Troy Polamalu or D’Qwell Jackson into James Harrison, or even DA and Brady Quinn into Ben Roethlisberger. But there is no doubt that Bill Cowher would have brought credibility and hope to Cleveland more than any other possible candidate.
And after a 4-12 season that shattered so many preseason hopes for Browns fans, hope and optimism is something we need right now.
It is up to Randy Lerner to somehow find a way to turn lemons into lemonade and give Browns fans something more than platitudes like “there’s always next year” to cope with the horror of 2008.
Unfortunately, Bill Cowher will not be part of the solution.

