Channel your negative energy elsewhere… instead of towards guys like Mikey who run 10 miles everyday in 100 degree heat at lunch in order to do their best at the game they love… or go volunteer at a children’s hospital like he does… or speak at underprivileged schools like he does. Or do you not have time in all your pathetic internet finger-pointing? Hmmm… somehow he does, after training camp, workouts, running, and doing for others.

I’m sick of hearing all the negative. I’m tired of the finger pointing. Yeah, it’s totally Mike’s fault they didn’t win the super bowl. Everyone knows the whole game rides on the CB!

Go do something better with your time. And if you just can’t… then pick on someone who asks for it… like the loud mouths of the team instead of the ones that keep quiet, do their best, work their asses off and give back to their community.

“He’s a professional, a grown man, and he should act like it.”

Last time I checked… he did. Take your own advice…

Seeing as how we both live in Dallas, we understand the ridiculous amount of attention placed on the Cowboys, and the ridiculous expectation level placed on this team. You are absolutely right — it was crazy for them to take on a “Super Bowl or Bust” mindset when they haven’t won a playoff game in 12 years.

As you know, I take great joy in the suffering of the Cowboys, and nothing pleased me more than finding that video of Mike “Where Did My Testicles Go” Jenkins not even attempting to tackle Derrick Ward.

Everything will be decided for the Cowboys in two weeks when they play Washington. A return by Romo and a win gives them hope. A loss and they are 5-5 and pretty much toast. Either way, you know Grandpa Urine will something outlandish and nonsensical to say (but that still is more interesting than anything ever said on The Ticket.)