Comments on: Cleveland Browns Beat New York Giants 35-14 | Career High for Braylon Edwards

By: Santonio Holmes Caught With Pot --- Giants-Steelers Prediction

Santonio Holmes Caught With Pot --- Giants-Steelers Prediction — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 14:32:08 +0000

[...] Steelers “fans” will have an additional excuse as to why they didn’t fare as well as Cleveland did against the exact same [...]

By: Kellen Winslow Injury Update | Returns to Practice for Browns - Status Unknown

Fri, 17 Oct 2008 22:54:15 +0000

[...] The report says that Winslow claimed it’s “good to be back” (well I would hope so) but that no decision has been made regarding his status for the game against the Redskins. There was also no further information disclosed regarding the mysterious injury (which had been reported, but not confirmed, as some kind of swelling of Kellen’s dangling soldiers) that has kept Kellen Winslow out of practice and out of Monday night’s game against the Giants. [...]

By: Much Needed Reality Check

Much Needed Reality Check — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 17:14:56 +0000

Whatever you say, Rusty, whatever you say.

By the way, leave the forwarding address for your trailer, and I’ll send you a spankin’ new black and white TV set after the Steelers win the division. You’ll LOVE television, by the way, it’s this cool thing with a screen and lots of little moving guys inside. Maybe you can invite Ocho Cinco over to watch the Steelers in the playoffs.

P.S. I’ll throw in a new set of rabbit ears too. Plus a roll of foil to go with it, on the house.

By: Kellen Winslow - Injury Status for Washington | Kellen Winslow to Philadelphia?

Thu, 16 Oct 2008 12:32:31 +0000

[...] has been a great week for the Cleveland Browns, beginning Monday night with the 35-14 victory over the New York Giants, and moving into today when Eric Wright was named AFC Defensive Player of the Week. (And, of [...]

By: Cleveland Browns Week 7 Update | Video of Brady Quinn at John McCain Rally

Cleveland Browns Week 7 Update | Video of Brady Quinn at John McCain Rally — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 04:15:07 +0000

[...] I am sure that many Cleveland Browns fans feel about like I do right now: still euphoric. The 35-14 victory over the New York Giants on Monday was clearly the high point of this still young 2008 season and has given the Cleveland [...]

By: Ryan Russell

Ryan Russell — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 21:05:48 +0000

Like I said, get your shit talking done ASAP, because your team is on its way down. T minus ten months until the rebuilding process begins…

the division is ours.

By: Much Needed Reality Check

Much Needed Reality Check — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 20:33:46 +0000

You know Rusty, you remind me of Chad John- er uh Ocho Cinco and his famous “Steelers are the black and white TV, we’re the new color model” trash he spewed the one year the Bungals squeaked out a game against the Steelers.

Come to think of it, that WAS around ‘05. And where are the Bungals now? Yeah, pretty much the same place as the Brownies — staring up at the Steelers. Hey second place ain’t bad, is it? I just wondered, since the Steelers always finish first.

By the way, I heard the Steelers sent Chad a brand-new black and white set after they won the Bowl. Is that cool or what?

By: Ryan Russell

Ryan Russell — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 19:16:39 +0000

i can not wait to get the last laugh on BOTH the Steelers, and the white-trash coal miners who root for them. They are getting worse week by week, year by year; and the Browns stock is on the rise.

Do me a favor, Much Needed Time Machine back to 2005? Say “hi” to the “Palmer brothers” for me when you get to the bottom…

By: Braylon Edwards Wears Penn State Shirt on MNF | Secretly Wants to Be a Buckeye

Tue, 14 Oct 2008 17:41:28 +0000

[...] Edwards had an outstanding game last night in the Cleveland Browns’ 35-14 victory over the New York Giants on Monday Night Football. He finished with a career-high 154 receiving yards, helped build early [...]

By: Jerod Morris

Jerod Morris — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 15:46:40 +0000

To borrow a line from the great Bill Simmons:

Yep, these are my readers.

By: Much Needed Reality Check

Much Needed Reality Check — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 15:43:03 +0000

Well Jerod, congrats then — let me see if I can help:

Winslow Jr.’s grotesquely large BALL SACK compensates for Rusty’s extremely shriveled, tiny one. It’s the universe’s way of equalizing things I guess.

Hope that was helpful.

By: Jerod Morris

Jerod Morris — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 15:37:59 +0000

Well, we have now officially succeeded in producing a comment thread that includes references to sodomy, as well as the words “penis” and “scrotum” after I attempted to produce a completely serious recap of last night’s game. (All we need is a reference to “ball sac” and the holy triumverate of funny and yet not-totally-inappropriate words to describe the man region will be represented).

Wait…there it was.

This is absolutely the high point for Midwest Sports Fans.

All significant goals have now been achieved. My work here is done.

By: Much Needed Reality Check

Much Needed Reality Check — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 15:26:56 +0000

Yeah, sure beats “Much Needed Scrotum Shrinker” huh?

By: KVB

KVB — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 15:08:21 +0000

Much Need Penis Enlarger!!! Hahahahahahaha. That’s it.

By: Much Needed Reality Check

Much Needed Reality Check — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 14:50:00 +0000

Well, glad to see all the Brownie fans are back — what a surprise! Good thing, it was getting like crickets chirping on some of those other Brownie threads. Like they say, there’s always room for one more on the bandwagon.

And hey Rusty, I don’t think you’re in any position to call out others on bets, considering you don’t even have the balls (oops, sorry KW2) to own up for this one:

Ryan Russell Says:
August 27th, 2008 at 3:11 pm
“I dare you to come back to this site after week 9 when the Steelers are 2-6 or 3-5.”
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Whoops! Looks like somebody’s predic already went up in smoke! Hey, what do I win?

Anyway, congrats on your Super Bowl victory, and enjoy eating the Steelers’ dust the rest of the way. Shame on ya, Rusty, didn’t even show here and congratulate Big Ben on being named AFC Player of the Week last week? Tsk tsk.