Chicago White Sox Suck…On Eachothers’ Face
by Ryan Russell
Forget the fact that their manager is a megalomaniacal crybaby with a chip on his shoulder who throws temper tantrums when he is unhappy & makes out with his players when they win:
Forget the fact that the majority of Chicagoans prefer to cheer on the Cubbies (with a better record and a mature, heterosexual manager, who can blame them). Wrigley and the Cubs are pretty lame, sure, but when compared to the cunt-numbing display of douchery that goes on everyday at US Cellular field, amidst the clouds of south-side smog and gunsmoke; being a Cubs fan seems like a no-brainer… IF YOU ARE FROM CHICAGO.
If you not from Chicago, or anywhere in Illinois for that matter, then rooting for either of these teams is about as intelligent as wiping your ass with your hand. If you grew up in a city (or state) without a major league franchize [sic], then although you were robbed of your right to an all-american childhood (and subsequently sound stupid when “talking baseball”), you ARE given a chance to jump on the bandwagon of any team you like. If you are not careful, however, you may end up rooting for guys like you see on the left:
~ Chief Wahoo
Tags: chicago cubs, Chicago White Sox, MLB, ozzie guillen
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