Chicago Bears: Rex Grossman Out as Starter

The Bears recently announced that in the election for their new team mascot, the giant douche has defeated the turd sandwich. No…wait a minute…that’s a South Park episode. It only seemed like they were choosing between a giant douche and a turd sandwich when picking between Kyle Orton and Rex Grossman for their starting QB position. The picture below, I think, illustrates just about the only action that might provide some sense of catharsis for frustrated Bears fans, coaches, and players:


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A proud graduate of Indiana University, Jerod Morris founded Midwest Sports Fans in August of 2008 and has been its Managing Editor every day since. Follow him on Twitter (@JerodMorris) for MSF updates, sports discussion, and a compelling daily assortment of funny and interesting links.
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